When I went to school....wait.....let me clarify. When I actually bothered to go to school, I really liked the "craft" lessons. particularly "collage". I suppose I could have done Latin and French but I chose "craft" and I am a better man for it.

This is my musical collage of 2016 so far (Jan 10th). Recorded today and tomorrow...January 9th into January 10th.
So much has happened already, 
Memories of Christmas - laughing from "Creature comforts"
A TV advert for  hunger monkeys - "Doot"
Theme from "Police squad"
December maggots, January flies
A short Talk box solo.
The flu
Being pulled over by the police - "good evening all"
Telling police that I am insured
Police telling me that they suspect I am not insured.
Me saying (not out loud)what the fu..............
Police towing away my van 
Me saying (not out loud)what the fu..kin...fu.....
then me saying (out loud)what the fuck is going on, you bunch of bast........etc  and ending up in jail.
My van is insured, I am so righteous.
When I am free I thrust the insurance documents under the policeman's nose, he says " bear with me Mr Dazzled, I will contact your insurance company to confirm your details",
 I say (out loud) Thank you Mr Policeman, I am very grateful",
Under my breath "I curse this pip squeak of a man....then he returns... " Just a few more minutes Mr Dazzled and your paper work will be ready"  .... I reply " Will I be able to get my van back today? and then (not out loud) "you poor excuse for a pip squeak" ?... "Yes" the pathetic PC pip squeak replies. 
"Well thank the fucking donkeys for that" I said (not aloud). 
He said "pardon?" 
I said " I am so grateful for the effort you are putting in to sorting out this dreadful mess"
He nods and turns away, relieved to break the steely stare I have just inflicted on him. He knows he is a piece of cold dog shite who has falsely accused a handsome Sound cloud veteran  of driving a transit van without insurance.
In the foyer of the police station I meet an Amy Winehouse look alike, stick thin, and freshly robbed by her now ex boyfriend, we swap injustices, she sits next to me, offers to drive me to where my van is imprisoned, I say out loud  " we'll see how it goes" She looks down 
Then Cledwyn enters the foyer, owner of a local Bed and Breakfast, In his 70,s and full of stories, some of them are true. He has been robbed but quicky brushes over this to tell two eager young policemen, and me ,about the several funny stories he has memorised.
PC pip squeak appears, gushing with promises of my imminent freedom, I stand, defiantly,  and nod enthusiastically at the torrent of vacuous nonsense this imbecile is projecting at me. 
"Thank you" I say, "It won't be long" he says, and I say (not aloud) Why don't you....etc. etc.
The  Amy Winehouse look alike has disappeared, but Cledwyn is telling his third story about a Ronwy, a policeman in a wild west wales town called Carmarthen. I know this Ronwy chap and we exchange hilarious stories dating back to the 1980's, happy times.
The Amy Winehouse look alike walks out with her ex boyfriend, I look down. 
Then PC pip squeak hands me the document of freedom and I stare at him intently, he looks down and retreats,
Cledwyn offers to drive me 7 miles to where my van has been unjustly imprisoned, I accept, We genuinely laugh and joke through the journey, he wants to tell his stories and I want to get to my van, we are brothers.
We arrive in very good spirits, Cledwyn tells all his stories to the garage owner, my smile is wearing thin but my destiny is in sight, I endure and finally pay £150 to get my van back,
hall.. eh...fuc..kin ...leu..leah.
I will get my £150 back from the dumb insurance company, but my freedom is priceless.
Cledwyn has wandered down the village to tell his stories to someone and I am now without purpose, what an absolutely glorious feeling.
Then I went to Morrisons, had supper, drank wine and beer and did this,
The end.


Always a freak, but never a hippy. (2016 so far)

I record music just for fun. 
12 guitars, E-Bow, Line 6 pods, TH2 amp modelling, Roland XP30, Omnisphere, Trilian, Stylus RMX, EZ Drummer, drum sample Cd's and Ableton Live Lite 7. Influences include - Guinness.

Hey... This is a recycling page for your songs.  I am a musician who digs listening to music. Thanks for dropping by. Lammbone
I am heading off SoundCloud for the Summer months. See you when the leaves begin to turn, or maybe when the snow flies. Gonna miss ya’ all… Thank you for the love and support, the insights and ideas, the camaraderie and fellowship. Have a great couple of months wherever you are. Mark

Hey people, music as medicin, yes , I do, emotional food. Playing the guitar as best as possible, the learning road is long, but nice..

Always a freak, but never a hippy. (2016 so far)

Deeply Dazzled