She's smart
And real pretty
Loves Elvis and thinks I’m witty
She drinks beer
And eats healthy
Rumor has it her daddy's wealthy
In the end it was a difficult decision
To choose between her heart and my transmission...but...

SHE CAN’T DRIVE A STICK SHIFT and that's a deal breaker for me
Don't need her grindin' down my gears every time she turns the key
I never could respect her knowing she'd burn out my clutch 
It's a matter of principle not love...that... 
She can't drive
She can't drive 
SHE CAN’T DRIVE A STICK SHIFT

She didn't cry
The day I dumped her
Instead she took a hammer to my bumper 
I was scared
And kept my distance
It was the path of least resistance
Cuz I'd rather have her crush the chrome and metal
Then to ruin my ride while figurin' out the pedals

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She Can't Drive A Stick Shift

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