Raunchy song compiled of rap freestyles, outtakes, hip hop beats and hard rock music.

Lyrics:

I’m lookin for a 
nice little fuckin 
cunt to fuck tonight 
Hahaha

ooooh oooh
ugh ugh ahh ugh ugh 
oh god
ugh ugh ahh ugh ugh 
oooh
ugh ugh ahh ugh ugh 
oh god
ugh ugh ahh ugh ugh 
oooh oooh 

Right yo ahh
here we go
oh god
here we go  
yo ahh
here we go
yo
ooooh

Right yo ahh
here we go
oh god
here we go  
yo ahh
here we go
yo

pack a bong pack a bong
pack a pack a bong
pack a bong bong bong

Woah i’m outta breath 

Yo, my dong’s erect, got respect Yo
Keep my hoes all in check
Like a wreck
like a train wreck
like a plane wreck
Next thing ya know I dissect a frog
and then I fucked a hog
@$!#%^*# is fat and she got smogs
In her lungs
Cuz she smoke madd ciggs.
But she don’t know nothin
cuz she fucked madd @#$%^ Yo
@#$^%^’s got the clap
but he got the GHD
the better ass shit
Slick Wik
he’s in jail for like nine
You know what he did yo
he fucked my mom
in the butt

Yo
Give it to Py
give it to Py
give it to Py
Yo Py take over

No Pickles
No Mushrooms
No Cunts
What’d he say English?
Hell no nigga

Dewey Crew
you know how we do
Droppin pills every night
Just like you

oooh weee
you smell like pee
guess what
because i pissed on you

…chicken of the sea

Rollin balls
Rollin balls
Rollin balls
Rollin balls

Double Stakked Pills
Molly capsules
Gimme green
Gimme e
fill my need
fill my mouth full

You wanna role with the Dewey Crew
be part of a select few
Friends that’ll stay true
You missed the bus so
Fuck You

I know 
it’s artificialness
So don’t 
cuz I like feelin this
If you
got a problem with this
just get on your knees
and fuckin suck my dick

Rollin balls again

We’ll be
rollin balls again
You can find us
rollin balls again
Dewey Crew gonna be
rollin balls again
Til the end we’ll be
rollin balls again

Rollin balls again

Fuck You
Fuck You 
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You

No Pickles

Feel good song about roofies.

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Girl I hope that 
ain't what you think
That I ain't gonna put 
roofies in your drink
Make my dick go the opposite of shrink
and then I throw it all up in that Chinc
Cuz I like them foreign girls
I like to give em pearl necklaces
roofies make em wanna get
next to this
pack up a bong
and throw it in her twat
at the same time
so i can smoke pot
Rapist
Don't think that I'm not
Girl just for you 
there's something special I got
and it goes like...

(Chorus)
Roofies I'ma give you roofies
I'ma make you want me girl
Roofies I'ma give you roofies and
now that you got the hots for me
I'm gonna give you HIV

Roofies I just gave you roofies
I just had my way with you girl
Roofies I just gave you roofies and
now I'ma tell ya see ya cuz
bitch you got gonorrhea

(Verse 2)
Fuck skank hoes
got coke up my nose
and I got roofies now
so anything goes
I gotta shorty in mind
to be mine in due time
wonder what she likes better
beer or wine
I know what I like better
her behind
and the best thing about her
is her D-cup size
Everybody knows I got easy-teased eyes
so they tell me to sick back
relax and wait my try.
I say fuck that
snort madd drugs
and get madd high
You'll be mad when ya die
Hi, I'm Py
I'm kinda shy (bitch)
and I got no balls unless I'm pie-eyed
I'mma make you want me 
in your inside
and I don't give a fuck 
cuz you dirty cunts lie.
Spit sick game
like verbal suicide
and I got more game than Nintendo65
I know everyone always stereotypes
Sayin 
"You're the fuckin scumbag fraternity type"
Keep babblin' on
Think whatchu think
All I wanna do 
is find your fuckin drink
Throw in three pills 
and watch them sink
of course I got head
bitch, what the fuck you think
cunt

(Chorus)
Roofies I'ma give you roofies
I'ma make you want me girl
Roofies I'ma give you roofies and
now that you got the hots for me
I'm gonna give you HIV

Roofies I just gave you roofies
I just had my way with you girl
Roofies I just gave you roofies and
now I'ma tell ya see ya cuz
bitch you got gonorrhea

(Verse 3)
I don't need roofies
to go to bed with whores
I don't even rape 
or kill em dead no more
I changed a whole lot
since what I said before
haven't even heard the 
fuck voices in my head
for a long time
yet a rape kit went bye bye
and I'ma nice guy
I guess because I
gotta new girl
that I love and respect
til she denies my sex
I'll fuckin snap her fuckin neck
Make sure I break her heart
right before her death
and find another bitch
with really huge breasts
so i can spread me 
to yet another lover
that's right
mother fucker
I didn't stutter
I'm talkin bout AIDs
lets get one things straight
I don't have it
I am it
So bitch you're gonna catch it
Sorry but it's really hard
to break old habbits
Shoulda thought about it
when we fucked like rabbits
So now you're gonna die
unless you're magic
and I guess I lied
I probably really haven't
changed that much
except I don't rape sluts
and the only drug
that i'll ever give you cunt
are double stakked ones
later on i'll be drunk
drivin ya into your house
where you'll get fucked
so don't worry bout
fuckin roofies they suck
i'd rather you be conscious 
when I nut in your butt

Roofies

Rap song about a crazy night in Sacandaga Lake, NY

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Remember up in Sacandaga
hangin out with CP,
wannabes and drama queens
who were ugly
Tell me what you're gonna do
to have fun
when the cunts are stuck up
and you're not gettin fucked
so guess what
that Jack from Kam
is bound to get slammed
and I think it's gonna end up
downside up
That's when the sick and twisted
minds of McVille errupted
so fuck it
We don't fuck around
we had nuts,
hid and busted
our way onto the boat
about to ride the lake
Sarah Clark said 
"No, You're not gettin a flashlight
I don't want you to go"
We looked at each other 
and we're like
Ya know, you do have big tits
but we don't give a shit
pull the fuckin anchor up
let's ride this bitch
we couldn't see
but we were pretty stubborn
gettin drunker
so fuck her
start the motor
we're out in open water
so we thought
there was a boat in front of us
that we never saw
til it was too late
Tim didn't hear Chris say
"Watch out for the boat"
we ended up swimmin in the lake
and that's how the story goes
put a hole
in the boat
very cold in wet clothes
walkin home
this alcohol is very bold
but yo we fuckin ended up OK
so fuck it
Gimme a fuckin beer.

(Verse 2)
Yup
The fuckin boat sunk
I knew I shoulda left my weed
in the trunk
now I'm smokin dirt
I should be blazin the skunk
but we have bigger problems
on our hands this month
It was only yesterday
we were ridin the waves
on the kneeboards
water hittin my face
Chris' mom always said
only boat during days
now we know she's right
just a little too late
so anyways
the party's goin real smooth
two cities mingling 
kickin ass in beirut
me and Kam on a team
causin all hell
cuz this is the day
Ron came out of his shell

(Verse 3)
Who woulda known
so much shit woulda spawned
outta one night
oh Sacandaga
whatcha did to my life
But I ain't gonna read it
like it's out of a comic
so just nod your head to the beat
while I drop it
I'll try to remember
the story the best that I can
but ya'll know Kam
Budweiser and Jack 
hand in hand
like that slut's
that I was holdin
cuz along with the Dewey Crew
my game pulled in
Oh that's cool
you graduated from Shenendehowa
you're gonna be a sophomore
at Villa Nova
Well I dropped outta RIT
and now i'm a year older
I didn't move up in class
but my dad did
just kick me out on my ass
and i'm fuckin crunked
so all i'm gonna say 
is Kerry Kittles fuckin sucks
Kraft Singles in her face
that didn't hurt her
but Py was askin
"You want cheese with that burger!"
right after that
he threw me off of the deck
I picked up the two-liter
and tossed it at his neck
Oh it's them crazy
McVille boys actin up again
and there's Joey and Chris
liftin big boobies 
for a keg stand
cuz man that skirt was short
and no man we ain't even
have nothin to snort
but that didn't stop
Morgy and D from takin a cruise
then all of a sudden
all you heard was "BOOM"
"Oh my god!
They crashed the boat!
They could be dead!
Someone hurry up and call the PO!"
Yo
Fuck the police
my boys will make it back
all in one piece

Sacandaga

Old school rap song about small town life in Mechanicville, NY

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
I was born in a small town
I grew up in small town
don't give a fuck
bout the small town now
the small town can't compare
to when we ran these streets bitch
Mother fuckers always wantin to suck
I'm damn sure
that I don't give a fuck
M E C H A N I C
V to the I
double L
E
The home of garbage 
and undreamt dreams
The home of
ritalin and dope head fiends
Me and my crew
we're the baddest ya seen
cuz we don't give a fuck
like VagiClean
I mean
mother fuckers
it's P to the slingshot
I'll come up quick
and stick my dick
in the mail slot
and if you're thinkin
that i'm thinkin your girl's hot
you're probably wrong
I'm fuckin thinkin
your mom's hot
switch me back
get me back
in∂ the rhyme spot
put Seinfield back
on the 9 o'clock time spot
we got shrooms
we got pills
we got a whole lot a pot
But we gotta problem with pills
We all gotta chomp
Ya'll remember
the green F1s
dial 505-793
1
I'm silly dumb
but i'm likely to stun
and i'll tell ya what
my balls are numb
car keys always poppin outta this town
take a look around
a straight pound for pound
10 o'clock goes that doo doo sound
and I like ya momma best
when she's doo doo brown (haha)
Numbers of reasons
why we're so fucked up
The parents, the drugs
you know
the normal stuff
Had some problems
with drinkin too much
but this town's so fucked
worse than Stillwater sluts Yo
Break out the yip
every time I come home
blow past lines 
faster than Burt Stone
and if ya know me
i'm likely to roll home
I can't sing 
when i'm high
Fuckin
Kill Tom Jones

(Verse 2)

In this small town
we smoke an ounce 
of ground round
beefy buds
three blunts
then we go and tree hug
cuz we get so high
that we feel like we're hippys
floatin in the sky
then hitch hike to Hawaii
but during part 
of my long swim
I remember a time when
hmm maybe it was like 7:45AM
Poppin em Droppin em
on our tongues
and yo them pills 
was double stakked ones
Never believe what happened to us
on this day called 9/11
Rollin face on the way to school
gettin followed by the principal 
Tryin hard
not to act a fool
but yo
I was fucked up
Rollin face in StudyHall
Saw my Gym coach
almost fall
When he tripped over a basketball 
and said
"There's been a terrorist attack
on the World Trade Center"
Just then
my roll kicked in some
and I realized 
what my predicament was
Me, Py, Dollaz yo,
Banker, DeMarzio
Rollin nuts
not knowin what to do
After school we drove around
rollin nuts
in this town
Blastin that song by Cold
that goes like
It's the End of the World

Small Town

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Yo
This song is for anyone
who likes to drink fuckin heavily
and then drive.

In this town
i'm dumbfounded
and down with a frown
on my face
cuz i'm outta those downers
that make feel
so outrageous
this place is so tasteless
I gotta get beer
at some station
and get wasted.
Jump in my whip
and drive somewhere far
i'm too drunk to find a bar
so i'll drink in my car
and i'm drivin 
and tryin
to not crash and die
but my eyes are so bloodshot
it looks like i'm cryin.
So why am I flyin
so fast down the road?
damn
Cuz Budweiser puts me in the mode
to be bold
and I'm told the po-po
could pull me right over
my fuckin life
will be over.
But who wants to grow older
and always be sober?
Not me mofo
I'd rather be loaded
and gather my hoes
shoot loads in their holes
I'm outta control
I'm a drunk asshole
So I'm riskin my life
cuz tonight I feel like
I can do anything
I can fuck a dyke if I'd like to
so next time you tell me
not to fuckin drink and drive
I'll do five snake bites
and drive just despite.
Hit your wife with my Chrysler
and get a DWI guy
I'll only be satisfied
if the fuckin cunt dies.
It's no surprise
I'm a fuckin psycho 
since alcohol came
into my life.

(Chorus 1)
So fuck it I'm gettin drunk
and I'ma jump into a truck
and if you don't like it punk
you can suck my fuckin nuts

(Verse 2)
As I drink these Budweisers
I feel a bit wiser
I stand and I stumble
I fall and I fumble
for these keys to my car
I'm not drivin that far
My friends think I'm crazy
I do about 80
down Main Street
please save me
from these po-po
these piggys
Give me some more swiggys
on this Gin
on this Rum
Don't it feel so yum yum
in your tum?
Don't it feel so yum yum?
If I do get pulled over
my life will be over.
I swear that I'm sober
(but) my eyes are so bloodshot
from all of this pot
and these pills
and this coke
and this beer
and this smoke
I just hope I don't choke
when the cops get behind me
By then I'll do 90
I'm swervin
I'm slurrin
My vision is blurrin
Stomach is churnin
Can't wait to piss urine
Fuck it i'll just puke in my car.

(Chorus2)
I got the liquor in my trunk
So fuck it i'm gettin drunk
and if you don't hit this blunt
I'm gonna smack you like a cunt.

(Interlude)
JDubbz: Domer, D-Block whatup?
D: Dubbz, where you at?
JDubbz: I'm fuckin drivin in my car right now.  Whatchu doin?
D: Gettin fuckin silly
JDubbz: Yea I'm fuckin hammered
D: Yo meet me at Allen Road, we'll puff
JDubbz: Alright yo.  Aight I'll be there... Oh Fuck... Dude I think the cops are followin me right now I gotta go.
D: Yo
JDubbz: I gotta go, I gotta go, Yo I gotta Go

(Car speeds off and crashes)

(Verse 3)
Can't believe I just seen
Joey's Jeep go full speed
right into a tree
now this cop's after me
But i'd rather have my
fuckin body buried
in the cemetery 
than make this
cocksuckin pig happy
No he's not catchin me
He ain't givin me a D fuckin W I
This cop's gonna die
I don't care if I die too
I'm gonna try by
slammin on my brakes
and drivin beside
then purposely crash
as he tries to fly past
His seatbelt was fastened
So he didn't smash
his head on the dash
But I'm still laughin
the spark hit the gas.
That's what you get
you fuckin bastard
you fuck with me
and i'm killin your ass.
So right before the blast
I pulled down my pants
lean my butt out the window
yo kiss my ass!

(explosion)

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Dewey Crew recorded a raunchy rap and mixed media album between 2002 and 2004 in Mechanicville, NY.  With shock value as the goal, these songs are shocking, sick and twisted.

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