You heard there was a sweet reward, On Kickstarter, and you were bored, And you don't really care for money, do ya? It goes like this: The hipster schtick. Pre-rendered box and fancy stick, Yves Behar designing dreams for Ouya  Hallelujah. Pally-Ouya. Canny-Ouya.  Where's your Ou...ouuu... ya.  Your faith was strong but you needed proof, Controllers running on Bluetooth, The render on the homepage overthrew ya. She lied to you without a care, With crazy eyes and icecream hair, And from your dreams she drew the mighty Ouya.  Hallelujah. Fancy-Ouya. Schmancy-Ouya. Where's your Ou...ouuu... ya.  Julie I've been here before, I know this scam, I've seen this score, I backed Pandora 'fore I ever knew ya. I've seen your tweets on my daily feed, You spin, evade and just mislead; It's a hot and it's a broken heap, is Ouya.  Hallelujah. Roasty-Ouya. Toasty-Ouya. Where's your Ou...ouuu... ya.  There was a time when you let us know, What's really going on below, But now you never show it to us, do ya? And remember when we tweeted you, And in reply: @Support - Redtube, And every graph you drew was classic Ouya.  Hallelujah. Silly-Ouya. Shilly-Ouya. Where's your Ou...ouuu... ya.  Maybe boots are on the ground, But all your early backers found, Was how you'd fail when fad ideas outgrew ya, It's not a shill who posts all night, It's not someone who has seen the light, Tis a forum full of goons all posting 'screw ya'.  Hallelujah. Scammy-Ouya. Hammy-Ouya. Where's your Ou...ouuu... ya.  "You say I took the cash in vain, Got venture guys caught in my game, But if I did, well, really, what's it to ya?" There's bullshit smearing every word, It doesn't matter which you heard, The holy or the broken pile that's Ouya.  Hallelujah. Wanky-Ouya. Bloody fooled-ya. Keep your Ou...ouuu... ya.  You did your best; it wasn't much, Your software's crap and out of touch, Your shipping's bunk and support will look right through ya. And even though it all went wrong, Still most of Reddit plays along, When even XBoxPants has seen right through ya...  Hallelujah. Chinese poo-ya. Backers: screwed-ya. Stick your Ou...ouuu... ya.

I found my faith again, i freed my sweet little ouya from big, bad customs... (massive grin)

Halleouya

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