We're two guys. One plays guitar, the other plays drums. However, we weren't happy with convention. The drummer for example, needed some new skins for his kit so he asked ex-page 3 girls to donate their excess boob skin for his new drum skins. Soon enough we had a skin graft on the way and drum tones sounding smoother than your average 34DD. Big-up Kelly Brook! We love you! As for the guitarist Ernie Balls strings just didn't quite cut it for his reckless playing. He needed something with a bit more spirit, so harvested the veins of Jimi Hendrix for his top A string, Muddy Waters for that muddy G string, Robert Johnson for that devil tone D, Jimmy Page for the bluesy B and Eric Clapton for the high E. This left just one string left, the all important low E, however, this was too much like hard work to find another guitarist for that, so back to Kelly Brook we went. She's a total babe! As for vocals, that was the job of our guitarist, but after a nasty band scrap and a boot to the balls from the drummer, we're waiting for his voice to re-break.

Dharma Trip is following