The Dick Show Fan Songs

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The Dick Show Remixes

The Dick Show Songs

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Dick In Your Ear

The Dick Show - Theme Song

A track written in celebration of Dick Masterson's podcast, The Dick Show, and rare Pepe's everywhere.

Go check out: http://thedickshow.com/

Pepe the Frog

Wauterboi and Elay Arson have pumped out some classy material, absolutely amazing music by the both of them.  Here's my addition to the mix, I hope you guys like it.
Wauterboi's Original: https://soundcloud.com/wauterboi/the-dick-show-theme-song
Wauterboi's Piano Version: http://files.ilj.io/dick_show_piano.mp3
Elay Arson's Piano Version: https://soundcloud.com/elayarson/the-dick-show-theme-for-2-pianos-and-cello

The Dick Show Theme - Prepare for Battle

By SamGlaze
https://soundcloud.com/samglaze

Planets Align

a song i made for the Dick Show    http://thedickshow.com

For the Dick Show

Dick with Reggae

Spice It Up!

Made for The Dick Show

http://thedickshow.com

THE DICK SHOW

ENIGMA RIDER feat. THE DICK SHOW

A remix in celebration of The Dick Show podcast.

Every Moment Of Your Life

You Can Get What You Want

Chill grooves in celebration of The Dick Show.

Some Days

for : The Dick Show with Dick Masterson, Shon and Larry

We Can See That (ft The Dick Show)

Dickbute - Chris Strand

Rayce Bannon Feat. Dick Masterson - Deregulate Dat Ass

http://thedickshow.com

With over TWO. POINT. FIVE. MILLION. DOWNLOADS.

Thumbnail by @Aciou: https://soundcloud.com/aciou
Backing track used with permission from www.karaoke-version.com and www.tencymusic.com

Lyrics:
And I would download (two point five)
And I would download (two point five million)
Just to be the man who downloads five millions downloads of your show.

Da-download (download)
Da-download (download)
dadadowndadadowndadoadndaown-download

Two Point Five

The debut single from the upcoming HMWH album titled "FAGGOT P*LICE". HMWH is an outfit from three Australian dickheads, Lakembra, Samglaze and Aciou.

Lyrics:
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This here's a tale bout a couple folks named Dick and Maddox
Now, Dick was a Dick, but Maddox? Well, he was something else.

Well Dick and Maddox used to host a show I kinda liked
they'd yell about some stupid shit and get into a fight
apples, boxes, cucks, and dogs, earthquakes, fries, and the rest
but they also had a super-loud, unexpected guest

See there was another man in town, his name Asterios
A boisterous man without a plan, he would join in with his bros
And who could forget the man in black, as handsome as he's high
and Randy with his airhorn, boy the show was quite a sight

But on one fateful winter's night, the show would fall apart

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

Those boys sure did bring in an awful lot of problems,
But the real problems had only just begun.

See Maddox had a way that he would treat his lady friends
While Dick, he loved to play the fool it was always just pretend
But, Maddox had a different way of going about things
While Asterios was a sneaky Greek, he was no Armenian

Maddox leered lecherously, made everyone uncomfortable
He even tried to stump the man we all knew was unstumpable
So when Dick allegedly took a girl that Maddox used to know
Maddox lost his goddamn mind and started to explode

Nothing was the same since then and soon the show was no more

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe

So Dick left, and he never looked back.

Dick found himself with adoring fans and they bought him a house.
While Maddox's days are numbered: two if you count the cow's

Whoa-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh it was the biggest problem in the universe
(repeat)
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FAGGOT P*LICE

The Ballad of The Goss (2017)

My jazz band remix of The Dick Show theme song by wauterboi.  It's short, but it gets the job done.

The Dick Show Jazz Band Remix

Dong Star

Use promo code TOOTHY at www.kendollinhide.com for 4% off your preorder.

Keep It Real (Toothy)

Songs I didn't write but sang anyway.

Hard Out Here For a Cuck

A remix of a interesting rant from The Dick show 73 (https://thedickshow.com/episode-73/) and the famous Marble machine song of Winter gatan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q)