My baby Grant Macdonald called me over the phone,
said he wanted me to come but make sure I was alone...
and nah uh oh, I can't wait, ready to vacation at Macdonald's estate.

and when I walked up to his door I got turned down at the ranch,
feeling horrible that he would never give me a chance
and nah uh oh, oh no, I should've shown up three hours ago

he told me, at the door, there were 18 cowboys and no room for no more...
and nah uh oh, oh no, I booked a trip for Nashville I can't be here no more...

and that's when, I found the liquor

I'm gettin some from Jack, and some from Daniels
They have the hardest cocks I've seen in Nashville
and now I'm here, in the bathroom stall...
wiping whiskey spunk off my overalls, I'm feeling
Jim Bean trynna come in next,
I'm tasting Johnnie Walker coming off my breath
and its true,
that's whats up, 
the damn whiskey done and filled me up!

God damnit, I love you Grant Macdonald,
Please take me back...

Take me back Grant... I really miss you.

Jack And Daniels (NEW COUNTRY TIKTOK TREND 2021)

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