"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a wild high octane song about the best ride in Orlando.

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes Benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skid marks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Aston Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him come

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

Our sophomore album. Get ready for our 2nd Cuming! Our second album is the first album to feature our newest bro, Evan. This drop still features the funny and naughty sound our fans know us by, but with a lightly more mature sound. Because who doesn't like to cum again?

"Chick Magnet" is a song about when you're so hot that you just can't keep all the bitches off of you.
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LYRICS:

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

All the ladies think I'm hot
Craving what I got
Think I'm a grade A stud
Would get in my pants if they could
Treat me like I'm such a hunk
Trying to grab my junk
They all wanna bone me
A chick magnet is what I be

Need some body guards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Got an attractive polarity
They think I'm so sexy
Wanna have my baby
Got a sea of panties
Being thrown at me
Can't keep them off of me
They won't just let me be
Need to hire some security

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist

Such a chick magnet
Making the babes sweat
A piece they wanna get
On my stick they wanna sit

Such a chick magnet
But even guys wanna have it
Not just attractive to women
But also fancied by men

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-Fil-A

Chicks hover round me like flies
Such a popular guy
Their sisters and their mothers
And even their grandmothers
Wanna get under my covers
And so do some of their brothers
Need some bodyguards, dang nabit
I'm nothing but a chick magnet

Nonstop panties dropping
Bras flying at me like frisbees
Should start a collection
More underwear than an 
Intimate apparel section 
Not just a chick but a panty magnet
Getting more lingerie
Than at Victoria's Secret!

(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)
(Cluck, cluck, cluck)
(Peep, peep, peep)

Such a chick magnet 
All the ladies wanna have it 
Horny for my peen
Wanna see what's in my blue jeans

Such a chick magnet
All the women wanna grab it
Making all the ladies wet
In my pants is what they want to get

Such a chick magnet (yeh baby)
Making the babes sweat (ooh ya)
A piece they wanna get (so hot)
In my lap they wanna sit (oh yes)

Such a chick magnet (Oh)
But even guys wanna have it (Yea-ah)
Not just attractive to women (No no)
But also fancied by men (Hell yeah)

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than at Chick-fil-A

Get more vag than a gynecologist
Get more ass than a proctologist
Got a female buffet
More chicks than...

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Make Your Dream Reality

This song is by Jane, but Mike was so inspired by her concern about mercury amalgam fillings for teeth, he sat down and wrote a crime fiction thriller on the very same theme.
 https://www.amazon.com/FILLING-Mercury-friend-Mickey-Manchester-ebook/dp/B07DN2M8F8
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Make Your Dream Reality

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