BORN TO DIE 
WORLD IS A FUCK 
Kill Em All 1989 
I am trash man 
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

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Mary Im In Love

Produced by ROY PURDY

ay pull up in the coupe let it drop
top go missin 
ain't worried bout a bitch i'm only worried bout them digits 
i been getting to the money you know i'm about my business 
i don't care if you don't like me 
i aint really tryna fit in 
im a big boy 
big boss stand out 
hit the dance floor watch me go and walk it out 
shawty say love me i know she just want some clout 
midwest but the flow sound like it from the south 
god damn 
i dont got a plan 
hear em talkin shit but i dont really give a damn. 
i been going up i swear im feelin like the man 
i been goin up and i don't think i'll ever land 
big bands on me 
fuck about a hoe 
always bounce back you won't ever see me fold
i been grindin for a minute but i kept it on the low 
and now im bout to pop off i think that im bout to blow oh noooo
what you even mean?
hatin on the boy god damn u a fiene
fiending for attention 
but you ain't gunna get none
five star plate and I like my steak well done
bitch you know i'm cookin up
got em shooken up
they was lookin down on me now they lookin up 
gettin to a bag what you think
i'm a run it up
if im on the dance floor you know i'm a fuck it uppppp ay
had to go and hit em with the moves real quick
brand new kicks and they match with the fit 
oh shit i'm lit i think i just made a hit 
they ain't really see it coming cause i did it so quick
skater boy bitch i feel like eric koston
i'm so fly feel like i'm up in the cockpit
got no time on my grind i ain't stoppin
bitches on my dick cause they know the boy poppin
woah hold up
drop it down 
get low
always on the move but you know i tip toe
always up to something but i keep it on the low 
got too much sauce like i work at dominos 
yall cheesy 
bitch i got the keys like stevie
pink like watermelon green like a kiwi
i gotta get it done
feelin like a meeseeks
they was hatin on me 
now they wishin they could be me

it's ya boy roy!

WALK IT OUT!

It's been a miserable and grim week in terms of the news so we brought Chapo fam and extended universe associate Brendan James back and after a long shaggy dog story about Virgil and Matt going to a video game expo at NYU (seriously the real show starts at 0:12:45), we wade into the badness and discuss the massacres carried out by the IDF in Gaza, and the ever-increasing complicity of America's media and elected officials in accelerating it. We then turn to America's own borders and discuss the conflation of immigration and terror street gang MS-13. Finally we present a classic reading series from a dear old friend and debut a brand new form of reading series: our own book. Buy our book. Buy our book, we say? Yes, friends, buy our book.

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Episode 212 - Borderline feat. Brendan James (5/21/18)

Possibly the Sloppiest thing you will ever hear

SLOP

Russia, as we all know, has sinister “oligarchs” whereas in the United States, we are told, we have “philanthropists,” “job creators,” and “titans of industry” who earn their wealth through hard work, moxie, and guile. Aside from a few cartoonishly evil billionaires – like the Walton family, Peter Thiel, and the Koch brothers – the average American has a warm and fuzzy feeling about the super wealthy. 

The most notable of these Benevolent Billionaires is Bill Gates, whose foundation, The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, operates the largest overseas “nonprofit” regime in the world, worth over 40 billion dollars–– twice that of the next biggest foundation. The Gates Foundation receives almost uniformly softball coverage from the media, many of whom receive funding from Gates through various investment and donor arrangements, both from his personal coffers and the foundation that bears his name.

In this two-part episode we ask how much this network of patronage effects Western media’s overwhelmingly positive and uncritical coverage of Gates. How can one can be critical of this type of massive outsized influence without devolving into paranoia? What is the nature of the capitalist ideology that informs Gates’ so-called philanthropy? And how do his programs often harm those they allegedly aim to help?

We are joined this week by Dr. Linsey J. McGoey, associate professor of sociology at the University of Essex and author of the book, “No Such Thing as a Free Gift: The Gates Foundation and the Price of Philanthropy.”

Episode 45: The Not-So-Benevolent Billionaire - Bill Gates and Western Media

Dreamcrusher
"Grudge2"

1. PSA
2. Octavia Butler
3. Youth Problem (feat. Alice Glass)
4. Pristine Convenience
5. Naked

c+p 2018 corpus c+p 2018 dreamcrusher/nexus nectarine music by dreamcrusher cover image by asha eifa maura
cover design by luwayne glass recorded at corpus / nexus nectarine studios nyc recorded by harlan steed
engineered and mastered by will mcnair/sermon3 “psa” contains replayed elements of “kiss ass (to your peer group)” originally by no trend
“youth problem” features alice glass who is represented by loma vista released by corpus visual production by ceno

Youth Problem (Featuring Alice Glass)

Movie reviewers and pop culture aficionados Smiley Kong, Millennium Duncan, Spencer the Movie Orb, and Lord Laser Nacho review the latest films and discuss their favorite superhero movies.

081 - Let People Enjoy Things

You'd Never Guess

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk about the kind of shit that Joe Biden talks about.

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