OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

Feel free to join my Discord server!
discord.gg/DTNbFgAmNd

Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

It's...It's just so beautiful.

(Music by Scott Buckley)
(From Animation Vs. Minecraft by Alan Becker on YT)

Music From 'The King' - Animation Vs. Minecraft Ep. 30 By Scott Buckley

Pigstep, but it's an EPIC orchestral remix

[From Cuphead vs Death] - Paws & Peril from.DPZ

Welcome To Team Fortress

Whipped this remix up today in about three hours :3 I thought I'd remix it since the song is a hit on every Tf2 server, and it seems after an hour of epic gameplay we all just decide to dance xD I don't know why I didn't remix this earlier, since I love this song, but I completed it in record time! Well, off to go dance on a server :3

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX - Kᴀᴢᴏᴛsᴋʏ Dᴀɴᴄᴇ

DELETED

Like a dream slowly fading away
When I wake up in the morning
Like a snowflake on my palm
Melting away on a cozy winter evening
Like a friendly face dissolving in the clouds
Like an intriguing thought
Lost for good amidst a chattering crowd

Little by little I’ve been slowly deleted
From your diaries, from your textbooks, from your  minds

Deleted (Demo)

Yesterday I spent eight hours chilling on a jump map listening to my work-in-progress remix of "I'm At Soup!". It was quite inspirational and I had it on replay the whole time xD During that time I somehow managed to finish Intruder Alert and added more songs to my never ending remix schedule OvO

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Iɴᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ Aʟᴇʀᴛ

more undertale music ( I do not in any way own this music )

[UNDERTALE] Disbelief - Papyrus

Game Theory Theme (AKA)Science Blaster Cover

I did not make this cover, all credit goes to Nirre on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sz3ptMfZLI

Pigstep, but it's an EPIC orchestral remix

CosmicBoros