I/Me/Myself - Will Wood

Vampire culture Willwood The Normal album

Laplace's angel will wood

I’m that first-person they talk about in all the books
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who
Don’t do it by it
So now I’m holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this.
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground cause
If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

I loot plot-armor from NPC’s, well they are to me
Trite tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats. It’s all XP. Look in the
Sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that’s how I know I’m the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache, Snidely Whiplash
Boris Badinov, ignorin’ me’s bad enough, where do you get off?
Da, das vadanya darling, Daleks in high collars monologue 
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose, or if the spine is still intact.
Oh, like Alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
Embolden my demand to live by alternative facts.

Her majesty says "the royal we demand a standard loyalty” 
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots.
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine 
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu. (It’s nothing new)
We all do what we need to to get through.
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you.

So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being, I mean
Imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me.

The Main Character

Music by Will Wood And the Tapeworms.
Will be deleted at owner request.

Will Wood - 2second 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye)

Merry Mephisto (waitress) (only uploaded until their acc uploads it ❤️)

She walks in, sunglasses at night,
Silver boots, and a grin so tight,
Bites the mic like a wild cyclone,
Turnin’ every crowd into her danger zone!

Velvet kiss in a danger zone,
Playin’ hearts like a game full-blown!

Lipstick Dynamite — blowin’ up the night!
Sugar and thunder — set the stage alight!
Everybody sing, everybody fight—
Lipstick Dynamite, oh, we’re burnin’ bright!

He’s got a grin like a joker’s crown,
Funky strut shakin’ all around,
Movin’ wild in the spotlight zone,
Crash the party—never alone!

Glitter rain and a sweet cologne,
One more hit and we’re overthrown!
Lipstick Dynamite — blowin’ up the night!
Sugar and thunder — set the stage alight!
Everybody sing, everybody fight—
Lipstick Dynamite, oh, we’re burnin’ bright!

Shake it to the left, shake it to the right,
Clap your hands, we ignite the night!
Danger zone, baby, we lose control,
Lipstick burnin’—rock ’n’ roll soul!


Lipstick Dynamite — blowin’ up the night!
Sugar and thunder — set the stage alight!
Everybody sing, everybody fight
Lipstick Dynamite, oh, we’re burnin’ bright!

Lipstick… DYNAMITE!
[BOOM!]

Merry Mephisto (waitress) (only uploaded until their acc uploads it ❤️)

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