I/Me/Myself - Will Wood

will wood - i/me/myself :)

Laplace's angel will wood

I’m that first-person they talk about in all the books
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who
Don’t do it by it
So now I’m holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this.
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground cause
If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

I loot plot-armor from NPC’s, well they are to me
Trite tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats. It’s all XP. Look in the
Sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that’s how I know I’m the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache, Snidely Whiplash
Boris Badinov, ignorin’ me’s bad enough, where do you get off?
Da, das vadanya darling, Daleks in high collars monologue 
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose, or if the spine is still intact.
Oh, like Alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
Embolden my demand to live by alternative facts.

Her majesty says "the royal we demand a standard loyalty” 
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots.
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine 
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu. (It’s nothing new)
We all do what we need to to get through.
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you.

So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being, I mean
Imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me.

The Main Character

The Main Character (By: Will Wood)

wrote and recorded everything myself (except violin!)

Wedding, Funeral

Merry Mephisto (waitress) (only uploaded until their acc uploads it ❤️)

Ever been around someone you thought might need this song?   

Lyrics:

You talk too much, do it every day
Cant hear myself think with all your words in the way
You talk too much and im not implyin'
motormouth running with noone drivin'

Silence is golden, respect is earned
mouth always open, you'll never learn
Blabbermouth blabbadin, always something to say
Just shut the fuck up and go away

You talk too much, won't take a hint
Everybody's gone, wonder where they went
You talk too much, no wordsmith contender
Raging talk-a-holic on a weekend bender

Silence is golden, respect is earned
mouth always open, you'll never learn
Mouthpiece display, always something to say
Just shut the fuck up and go away

I gotta bounce, cant deal right now
Gotta get away but you find me anyhow
So much to say, what’s the goal
Just bullshit coming out every hole
Oh you got advice? You got plans?
Go pay a model to listen on onlyfans
 
Silence is golden, respect is earned
mouth always open, you'll never learn
Know it all, talk-monger, day-after-day
Just shut the fuck up and go away

Bringin everyone down, killed the mood like that
If it was a talent, you'd be sittin on stacks
You need a new hobby, this is not the way
Just shut the fuck up and go away
Shut the fuck up and go away

Merry Mephisto (waitress) (only uploaded until their acc uploads it ❤️)

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