FUCK MY ASSHOLE WITH STEEL WOOL. GIVE ME A FUCKING JUUL POD NOW. IM DYIN OVER HERE. 

Please bline mice, 
please bline mice,
see how they run?
see how they run?
All the little spiders,
all the little spiders,
(repeat)

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 1: A nicotheme

7 day no nicotine celebration. Piggles and Dingle Dog write a song to branch to a new audience

Lyrics: 

Verse: 
Punk Rock!
Is Cool!
I like!
Punk Rock!
Folk Punk!
Sucks Ass!
Fuck You!
Punk Rock! 

We're havin' lots of fun and we're listening to punk!

Chorus: 

Put on a sweater and listen to punk rock!
We're havin' lots of fun listenin' to punk rock!
We're havin' lots of fun and we're at the beach 
and we're havin' a good time yeah!

And we're listenin' to the rock!
And we're havin' lots of fun cause we're cool!
And we're not smokin weed and we're not doin' anything
that would hurt our bodies yeah!

And we're havin lots of fun its true!
Cause we're listenin to punk rock now
And we're havin' lots of fun
cause w'ere listenin to punk rock yeah!

Backgrounds: "punk rock, punk rock, do what you're told!"

Verse 1 repeat:

Yeah we're rage-in' against the machine guys yeah let's do it!

Verse 1 repeat again: 

oh:oh:oh:oh: YEAH!

Chorus Repeat:

Punk Rock

Lyrics:

"I wanna hit the juulie cause it feels so guudd!
(I never wanna have sex again if I can have the juul high everyday) 
I miss the fuggin juulie and it feels so guudd
Yeah I just wanna hit the juulie cause it feels so fuuckin guud
Oh I miss the fuggin juulie and it feels so guud
Oh and it's across the street and twenny dollars cheeeep
Oh I know I cant forget the juulie cause it feels tuu guud
Oh, it feels so guud

The Sagas of Nicotine Withdrawal 4: Horibjuul

Its Dungle's Birthday!!! Hear Dungle on: 

The Promise
Salty Mike Diss

BirthHenr

This is the ORIGINAL SCOOPY DOO THEME SONG FEATURING ORIGINAL SOBB...SCOOB!!! 

Lyrics:

Well, a-well, a-well the weddin' bell? 

If you're happy and you know it scoopy doo (calp clab) 
x16
Dooble Dayyyyy, yeah!

Original Scoopy Doo Theme Song!!

The Beginning of the Final Dingle Dog Album is here! Hope Meerkat doesnt show up and cause the music to be diluted by a 5 minute long skit...

Lyrics: 

Nobody likes a meerkat
Everybody hates my guts
Why do I do, the things I do? 
I cannot feel my toesies
They got frostbitten in war
Theres nothing good
for a meerkat like me
theres nothing more to sing about
I fell on my knees
In the shad- I mean- its a meerkat
and I am sad 
(He is sad, he is sad)

Meerkat Dies

The Second Funeral. The Rhodes broke so we had to use organ.

The Funeral 2

Audition results: Denied

Lyrics:

Mary had a little lamb:


Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
who's fleece was brown as shit
Every where that mary went 
Mary went, Mary went
Mary had a little lamb 
who's fleece was brown as shit

It followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day
it followed her to school one day 
and then it ate her ASS
And then it ate her ass. 

Lamb song: 

Wah, wah, 
I'm a little lamb
Im a little lamb and I cant do anything
because Im a little lamb
the only thing I can,
do is eat shit
because I am a lamb
oh shit, Im a little lamb

Audition #2: Lamb ("Mary Had a Little Lamb"/"The F*ckin Lamb Song")

Audition results: Denied

Lyrics: 

I eat from my dick, and I drink from my ass
I'm desti-TOOT and I'm an owl cause I HOOT!
Uh... That's all I had
Owls are the BEST! Hooray!!

Audition #3: Owl ("Owls Are The Best")

Audition Results: Inconclusive

Lyrics: 

One, a two, a three four five!
A motherfuckin nicotine in my life!
A ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

I wanna put a shotgun in my mouth (x4)
I fuckin hate the nicotine in my mouth
I wanna put a shotgun in my mouth
Get the fuckin nicotine away from me!
Im a fuckin nicotine rabbit, cant you see?

Audition #5: Nicotine Rabbit ("Mambo Number Nicotine")

Audition Results: Inconclusive 

Lyrics: 

Well,
Mr. Bear went a-walkin' in the woods
and he saw a rabbit that looked really good,
so he ate the little rabbit with a CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
then he spit out the bones, and went deeper in the woods

Mr. Bear went a walkin' in a river 
and he saw a salmon that looked really good so 
he ate the little salmon with a CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
then he spit out the bones and went deeper in the woods

Mr. Bear went a walkin in the woods 
and he saw a hiker that strayed from the path 
so he ate the little hiker with a 
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMp.

Audition #1: Mr. Bear (Mr. Bear)

Audition #4: Turtle Barbershop Quartet (Turtleade)

Audition #6: Lobster (Tribute to Jacob Collier Best Musician)

Thank you everyone. I'll let piggles take us out with a nice speech. After 6 years, and countless laughs and joy, the songs must end here. who knows, maybe Lobster will take up the mantle and carry on the legacy of Dingle Dog. For now though, it's time to say goodbye.

A Fond Farewell

Hello my good fellow friends. You look absolutely pulchritudinous today! I hope you have a nice frolic through the farm with this wonderful rendition of an original, called the Horse Goes Neigh. Hopefully the horse stays with us and doesn't go away to frolic in different fields with the Cringle Cats. -Dingle Dog

The Horse Goes Neigh

I guess I'm with my friends and man, milk is so great. 

Epitaph Blues (Man, Milk)

From your'e good friend, Dingle Dog. 
-Dingle Dog 

July 4th

This is for my good friend Bernie Sanders who knows that the cringle cats bother him just as much as they twist my gullet. 

Bernie Sanders

Verse 1:
I'm a happy Boy Boy (repeat 16x)
I'm a happy boy, 
I'm a happy boy,
look at me I'm such a happy boy!

Verse 2: 
Travelin' through the fields and fjords
look at me, happy boy!
crunching on my fruit snacks
I don't want to get slapped
hiding in my underwear
it seems like no-one seems to care,
traveling around the globe
looking like a crow
Atomic bombs are everywhere
stop alarm, stop alarm!
Figuring out my life alert
I am freaking out a bit
Someone stopped my heart beat
I can not feel my feet
get me the hell out of here,
I don't want this now. 
I'm a happy boy, 
I'm a happy boy, 
look at me I'm such a happy boy!

Bridge:
Whoopty Bopty Boopter, 
but all up in the goopter
we don't know where he's going
but all the fins are showing
we caught the bunsen boopter and
I don't know where he's going but my
odly-oop and click my teeth and I can gopty goopter
Hahaha, Hoohoohoo I can nodlen gonjo
(unintelligible vocalizing) 
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (repeat)
(Hey Duncan, bet you got a big DICK!)

Verse 3: 
Here's to all my landmark friends,
you all made my life better, 
now I can thank you for all the good times that we had
When I'm feeling better bout myself and all my insides,
my insides are feeling better
Uh-oh sphagettio
Oliver, Lily, Emma, Matt, David this is for you
not to forget all the other good times that we had,
Nia, Parker, Sarah, Rudy, Duncan, Dave Grohl, 
Thanks for all the good times, thanks for all the fun!
I'm a happy boy, I'm a happy boy, 
thanks to you I'm such a happy boy!

Oh Yeah!

PS. this ones fer Kenny Kringle, my friend and treasonist to the Kringle Cats. 

Happy Happy Boy Boy

This is a biarthday track ofr craong and keru my two (3) best friends in the whole wide universe -Dingle

"Atonal" Habby Birthday Ft. Aaron and Kyle

So guess what, shits fucked and dungles out. Nobody knows what the name of it is

Lyrics:

Alright, we're gonna play a game now (GAME)! 
Whats the name of the game? (WHATS THE NAME OF IT!)
What's the name of it? (Vanilla!)
What's the name of it? (Chocolate!)
What's the name of it? (Strawberry!)
What's the name of it? (Xanax!)
Whats the name of it? (Cell Phone!)
Whats the name of it? (Hydrogen Peroxide!) 
Whats the name of it? 

Alright, I think you got the name of the game, now what's the name of the game? (make up your own words here)

Eatin' Carrots and doin' dis shit, what's the name of the game? (make up your own words here)

We're off the grid here motherfuckers.... good luck and hang on. 

Whats The Name Of It (Ft. Piggles)

Guys you don't udnerstand I'm dead an gone you'll never see from me again. But not really cause this track is a new beggining for this Dingle, and soon more characters will be joining the Dingle Band.

Lyrics:

Verse 1 (The Past): 
Someone took my shit and it’s not okay. 
They took my mind and creativity away. 
They never told me once that they took influence from me.
Now they play their shit at parties, and they tell me! 
The sound is the same and everyone can hear it, 
But the peppered jolly hack can’t even get near it. 
His tracks are all the same, all cheap imitations. 
They guy won’t even let himself feel the good vibrations. 
I hate how can hear it in the sound. 
The shuffle beat and vocal harmonies that rest in my music abound. 
It’s hard to explain but I tell you cause I feel the curse.
The imitator does one better and Dingle Dog goes into the hearse, unable to finish the next verse

Chorus: 
Find your voice (find your voice)
But not alone (but not alone)
Keep your sound back in it's home (find your voice)
Not in mine (but not alone)
No, it's fine 
(I don't wanna be alone in the world)
Find your voice alone

Verse 2:
I gotta tell you something
I’ve been a bit too salty bout this whole ordeal. 
Let the music guide the people let them know it’s real 
It’s a hidden art, just play your cards right
We don’t have to compete we just need to learn how to fight 
Against the odds and those who say we’re too weird.
To those listening, open your minds and if you can, open your ears
To the sounds of the future, of the disenchanted.
This music is audible autism. Feel me on my level. 

Chorus (same): 

Ending: 
I need to love myself 
Special friends are gone (are gone)

Find Your Voice

Bahhhh bahhh it's the dingle lamb. What does he say? 

Lol u thought dingle was dead but Im not hah now I had $PRITE now Im alive you melonballs

Lyrics:
What makes the melonball bounce?
The melonball bounce
The melonball bounce
What makes the melonball bounce?
The ice cold taste of $HIT

FUCK makes the melonball bounce
the melonball bounce 
the melonball bounce
$PRITE has the Dingle that counts
Make a melonball bounce with $PRITE

I didn't want to be a dingle
But now I'm the dingle lamb
I just wanna be a dingle
and I'm gonna do everything I can

What makes the melonball bounce?
The melonball bounce
The melonball bounce
What makes the melonball bounce?
The ice cold taste of $HIT

Return Of The Dingle Lamb (feat. Dingle Lamb and Dingle Dog II)

This songs a dingle begingle tutorial on how to make a dingle song

Ahh
Dingle Dog is here and he's not chopped liver
Dingle Dog is here and he's not a river
Because he's not a body of water hey I'm so funny haha
fuck

Brian is the man
He made all this my dudes
Listen to pet sounds and put on ur shoes
Brian is a guy
And he's a guy yeah
Listen to smile and put on your shoes

Brian is the man
He made all this my dudes
Listen to pet sounds and put on ur shoes
Brian is a guy
And he's a guy yeah
Listen to smile and put on your shoes

JAZZ

we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
we need weed and we need it now
And here we fuckin go and we need it now

Dingle Dog... the ultimate listening uxp [sic]... wait fuck
Dingle Dog... is the- is- I think - the ultimate... no fuck
Dingle Dog is the ultimate listening experience filled with
Twists and turns you can laugh and enjoy
Welcome to my universe

(She doesn't give a fuck, she'll buy weed for ya and it's for free just check out uh-uh-uh-uh)

Hey Mr. Crunch Man, how did you know
You really oughta enjoy the show

This is what-wh-wh

Oh golly, oh god Andy, you're tripping on the wire
(Holy fut, vukn dut) 
This situation is now dire
(I don't know where i am ut)
Ain't got no time to wallow in the myre

Holy shits I can't be goin outside my sits and
What the fuck is inside
Holy Shitngle doot-doot-doot-doot-doo and
Here we go Andy this is what I do holy fuck
I don't know where I'm at
My hand is split in half with an axe
Holy fuck I don't know what is goin' on

What the fuck is goin' on? what year are we in?
Holy fuckin shit — I'm dyin'
I don't care but it's all gone now

You better
You better
You better 
(you better tell your mom)

You better
On my bumphy oh ooo
(you better tell your dad)

Ooooooooooh

Tell your mom
Tell your dad
Tell your Sister (mom)
Tell your Uncle (swhose thirty six)
He has a butthole
(fuckem fuckem fuckem fuckem)
I have a buttle
(fuckem fuckem fuckem fuckem)
His name is jeffrey
(wait I can't say that we gotta cut it [editors note: these lyrics are in no animus way])
He's gotta butthole
(we gotta cut that part out of the song)
I have a butthole
(boots and cats)
And what he's overe a there
And I'm playing the bass
And I don't know what's goin on in my face
But I'll tell ya that I'm fine, because I am a freakout boy
I'm a freakout boy
I'm a freakout boy

BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY FUCKEM
DONALD TRUMP IS A BIG FAT FUCKEM
DINGLE DOG IS HERE
NOW THIS SONG'S FOR DARCY
WHO IS HERE
.....DOO
AAND HERE WE FUCKIN GO!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THIS HAT'S A WHOLE IN

Dingle Darcy (Ft. Bendle, Dingle II And Vladmir Nacho)

It's birthday time for human kazoo please give her a warm public welcome :D

Birthday Human Kazoo

OOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE PATHWAY IS BLOCKED, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO???? sing a song dumbass....

This song was almost the last Dingle Dog song. I have some pretty intense feelings of sadness a lot, so this was a big thing for me. I needed to make a happy song, in order to be happy. If you want to know how to be happy, you just have to stop trying and let the world take you. We are in linear time for a reason. You will find your way by the means of electromagnetic energy. You're good my dude. 

Lyrics: 
I promise
to stay with you
forever

I hope there comes
a day that I
can see the world around
and bring peace to the land
I don't need you
to hold my hand
all I need is for you to understand

You wanna know how to be happy?
Well, I can tell ya.
Ya just gotta stop tryin' so hard.

Let the truth hit ya, 
feel it in your soul.
Let it take ya away
with the rock and roll.
Who knows where we're goin'?
Our consiousness is flat,
we can only see from the front to the back

(Round thing, Dingle falls out of chair)

...Jesus... FUCK!!

Synth Solo

I promised I would stay,
but now I must go away :(
The journey's been so long
so please enjoy this last song.

The Promise(Ft. Dungle)

Surprise Release!!!!!

You know the words so why don'tcha sing along??? :D

Aggressive Hello

It's octapus boy!!! HEre's a new wonderful little Dingle Track ft. A Gospel quartet

øktatpus Bøy Ft. Sticky Nicky

The Three Poems:

C'est la vie
derriere Paris
Bosior ci' vu plait
Merde Crembule

Mein Schwanz eicht ein Flammenwerfer (x8)

A ticklin' my butt, a ticklin' my butt
A TICKLIN' MY ASS, A TICKLIN' MY ASS (x3)

Three Poems Ft. Yo Yo Ma

Meerkat wants to sing, and he made us release this bullshit. There was no editing. The record co. did not approve this. Nothing matters.

Good Year

Smile (Charlie Chaplin Cover)

((LISTEN TO ALBUMS INSTEAD OF TRACKS!!! TRACKS ARE OUT OF DINGLE ORDER!!!)) Some will find the ramblings of an insane man. Others will find the struggle of an  man lookin' for a place in the world. But hey, it's funny, right??????????? Also enjoy the music I made 4 u.

Dingle Dog

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