https://on.soundcloud.com/hipqtsZdvTs2dGw4V7 by nova J @nova-j-49914957

Riches by Nova J

[Verse 1]
In the age of Aquarius, I’m the raging drought
Luminary prodigies n’ me don’t figure shit out
Buck in my little hand, cocaine in my locket
Bang in my caravan, beef curtains on my rocket

Step on the gas and fuck your assumption
Guzzling gallons, conspicuous consumption
Polluting the planet with toxic exhaust
Costco Tiger Auntie angry ’bout the cost

Cuz it takes a lotta moolah to look that cheap
Like yo baby mama gave birth in that big trash heap
Breathe it in nice and deep, that Arbor Mist, Bitch is almost 43 and he never been kissed

So grab a skunk and beat it off that shit-eating grin
Go ahead dive in deep even if you don’t swim
(Just do it)

[Chorus]
When you got cash, it’s a problem
When u got pain, you wanna feel numb
Wanna feel numb, you gonna take drugs

[Hook]
Dogs love love love to chase bitches
Bitches love love love to chase riches

[Verse 2]
Demonic drag queens at Manchester library
Nova J’Eyenah reading Harry Potter scary
Cause the chick’s got a dick like a giant flagpole
Putting from the rough at the mini golf hole

Nothing on Max but 90 Day Fiancé
North Korean Love Island, naked and afraid
Grab him by the pussy like President Trump
Big juicy burger in your truck like a dump

You don’t read so you won’t relate, won’t be late
Slurping they slop without hesitate
Wasting my time like an overweight stripper
Chafing my wood gonna get a splinter

[Chorus]
When you got cash, it’s a problem
When u got pain, you wanna feel numb
Wanna feel numb, you gonna take drugs

[Hook]
Dogs love love love to chase bitches
Bitches love love love to chase riches

(Do it do it do it do it)

[Hook]
Dogs love love love to chase bitches
Bitches love love love to chase riches

(Do it do it do it do it)

[Outro]
He so rich, but he so poor
But she so rich, but she so poor
He so rich, but he so poor
But she so rich, but she so poor
He so rich, but he so poor
But she so rich, but she so poor
@nova-j-49914957

ShAnkAri touch - ShAnkAri prod. 

Nova J - Riches (ShAnkAri touch)

"You might as well be walking on the sun, vampire."

That's right, the internet has spoken! The charismatic LORD FARQUAAD has won his first battle against DIO BRANDO! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon.  Stay Jammin!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

The Results! - DIO vs Lord Farquaad

NEIL: Woah, MORE angry people? This fight is bananas! 
(B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME, PENCIL HEADASS?!
SNAIL-CHAN: We've dealt with pushovers like you before. Bring it on!
FATMAN SCOOP: EY GIGI!! YOU GET THAT SNAIL FUCKA RIGHT THERE. I'M BOUTTA CURB STOMP THIS THIN LOSER!!
GIGI: Ab, Ab, Bay, BOP 'EM!!!!

What in the world is going on here? Neil and Snail-Chan have to stop a black and white outline and a loudmouth rapper from shaking this tournament to the ground. How long can Chair's faith in this absurd duo last against an alien girl and the Lemon Demon? Listen in and find out!

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfectø @perfecto-630732531. Stay Jammin!

My Kitties

Song by and (kinda) performed by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS Sources)
3D Pinball Space Cadet - Sound Effects (Space Sources)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Space Sources)

Satisfaction Cadet

CW (Grandma): ''Hey, Mr. West, would you like some cookies sometime?''
MF: ''The only thing I can eat is life energy! … Wait, I think the costume’s getting to my head.''
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VS Track: 9mmPeter @9mmp3ter
Illustration: Nomi 
Music: Sugar Fantasy
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Sourcelists:

Cookie Warriors:
-Songs from Clicker games and Point-And-Click games (Clicker Heroes, Sam and Max, Sakura Clicker, etc)
-Songs from Endless Runners and Popular Moible Games (Cookie Run, Subway Surfers, Angry Birds)
-Songs about sweets and cookies (Chocolate Rain, Candy Store, Collecting Cookies)
-Songs involving Grandmas and Grandpas (Rappin for Jesus, Thrift Shop, Sexy Grandpa Time, etc)

Mega Frank:
-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Dr Willy's Castle, Airman Stage, Woodman Stage)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco X Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Mega Ran)
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Original:

COOKIE WARRIORS:
Subway Surfers - Main Theme (Endless Runners / Mobile Games)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Candy / Sweets)

MEGA FRANK:
Mega Man 9 - Galaxy Fantasy (Mega Man)
Duane and Brando - Mega Man 2 Rap (Mega Man outside of Games)
Mega Ran - Splash Woman (Mega Man Outside of Games)

[WR1 M2]  Sugar Fantasy

Art: @beat5kids
Track: @bluez04

Subject #05: The Blacksmith
A princess needs saving? Sounds like a job for the knight in purple! The Blacksmith has crashed a spot in The Ruler of Everyone's Mind, and he's staying. You'll have to watch out for multiple weapons when fighting this opponent, including his hammer, sandwiches, and sources from Newgrounds games and Beat Em Up games. Let's just hope we don't run into any catfishes.

- Music From Behemoth Games And Popular Newgrounds/Flash Content (NO OVERLAP)
(Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny, Battleblock Theater, Homestar Runner, etc)
- Music From Games In The Hack N Slash and Beat Em Up Genre
(River City Games, Streets Of Rage, Bayonetta, etc)
- Music Related To The Medieval Times (Knights, Dragons, Wizards, etc) (EXCLUDING ROYALTY)
(Imagine Dragons, Knights Of The Round Table, Magical Mystery Tour, etc)

Sources:
Castle Crashers - The Show (Behemoth Games/Hack and Slash)
BattleBlock Theater - Finale (Behemoth Games)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown (Newgrounds)
Imagine Dragons - Believer (Medieval Times (Dragons))

Victory! The Blacksmith

SCATMAN: Ski-bi di pa-pop! (I hope you agree that me and Lou not being in Wii Music was a crime and a half.)
SCOTT: My god, is your friend fluent in Chibi-Robo?!

This track was made by ImaginaryShadows with art by ConstipatedNugget and IeslarPKE. Stay awesome, baby!
https://soundcloud.com/imaginaryshadows
https://soundcloud.com/nugman07
https://soundcloud.com/filthy_ass_senpai

Mario Kart Wii – Wario’s Gold Mine
Scatman John – Scatman’s World
Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way
Primus – The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Ace of Base – The Sign

Wario's Golden World

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Gandhi

- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones/dopplegangers
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

Sources Used:
LBDJS Record- Tari Ubur Ubur (India)
Eminem- The Real Slim Shady (Lord and Miller Projects, Dopplegangers)
G-Spot- G-Spot Rocks The G-Spot (Lord/Miller)
Daler Mehndi- Tanuk Tanuk Tun (India)
LMFAO- Party Rock Anthem (Lord/Miller)
Arabic Nokia Ringtone (Offsource)
DJ Khalil- Elevate (Lord/Miller)
duckwrth- Start A Riot (Lord/Miller)
Say What? (Lord/Miller)
My Name Jeff (Lord/Miller)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

gandhihome

Ben Shapiro: Reality shows, despite their name, are far from reality, you really need to get your head out of the gutter and look at how you could actually improve society
Foongeese: Don't hate me cuz' im beautifal

Track by: @gelatinman
Art by: nope sr and Shmo

Sources Used:
Both Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair - DANGANRONPA [2nd GIG] [Law/Island Life]
BS Ben Shapiro Vocoder 
BS iteachvader - Objection Funk [Law]
FN Miitopia - Survey [Mii Games]
FN Earth, Wind, & Fire - September [Mii Games]
BS KRS-One - Sound of da Police [Law]
FN Wii Sports - Boxing Results Theme [Mii Games]
BS Ben Shapiro Sings WAP 
BS ERB - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney [Politics/America]
FN OK Go - Do What You Want [DS Exclusives - Guitar Hero: On Tour]
FN Dead Island - Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch [Island Life]
BS Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee - Despacito [Politics - Joe Biden Speech]
BS Feed Me - Grand Theft Ecstacy [Short - Featured in LittleBigPlanet Karting]
FN Rhythm Heaven - Young Love Rock n Roll [DS Exclusives]
FN Sonic Generations 3DS - Mushroom Hill Zone (Act 1) [Mushroom]
BS blackbear & Tiny Meat Gang - short kings anthem [Short]
BS Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth - Pursuit Lying Coldly [Law]
FN Finger Eleven - Paralyzer [DS Exclusives]
FN Wii Party U - Alley Hoops [Mii Games]
BS Skee-Lo - I Wish [Short]
Both Brentalfloss - Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics [Island/Law]

Character 2# [Ben Shapiro]
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-Music Relating to American Politics and Political Figures (Obama Rap, America fuck yeah, Mitt Romney style, American Dad)
-Music relating to being short or small, or shortness in general (Little macs theme, Little Big Planet music, 5ft something)
-Music relating to law, debates, and arguments (Ace Attorney, Danganropa,Fnaf lawsuit theme)

Character 1# [Foongeese]
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-Gets Music that directly features Miis, or games predominantly featuring miis (Miitopia, tomodachi life, Mii maker,)
-Music Related to Mushrooms and fungus (Infection,Last of us, Mushroom Hill Zone, Fungal Wastes)
-Music Related to island life, or islands in general (On a Tropical Island, mario sunshine, Danganropa 2!)
-Music from nintendo ds exclusives [NO OVERLAP] (Dino fighting force, mario rpg remakes, Brain age)

Tomodachi Survivor: Trigger Happy Panic

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)
Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 (Religion)
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Kanye West - Stronger (Strength)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Victory! Hercules

Art by: @babybowser101
Track by: @valoregal
UI by @e-twoup

Giga & Reol - Drop Pop Candy (Sweet foods)
Patricia Taxxon - Cilantro (Sapphic artists/characters, plants)
Cookie Run OST - Main Lobby (Sweet foods)
The LEGO Movie - Everything is Awesome (Sapphic artists)
Lorde - Royals (Royalty)
Post Malone - Sunflower (Plants)

- Songs from Pokemon media
- Songs from Visual Novels (Overlap discouraged)
- Plants, royalty, and sweet foods
- Sapphic artists and characters

Drop Pop Cilantro

W.I.P
Discord Degeneracy is a tournament (wacky) similar to kfad, mashup week, tfa, (other big name here)
Its simply a passion project brought to life, a tournament where the worst of the worst fight amongst eachother for even the slightest chance at redemption or fame. For reasons I will let you decide for yourself. This is 100% original, no tournament has been done ever. We are the first. There are no others
Keep in mind this is done for fun! Please no comments about "_ character sucks", or "_ was already in another tourney" Though valid criticism is accepted and appreciated
Contestants
1. Foongeese
2. Ben Shapiro
3.???
4. Flat Stanley
5.???
6.???
7.???
8. Neilward
9.???
10. Puffballs United
11.???
12.???
13. Sirenhead
14. Skully Pettibone
15. Hamburglar
16. Wiifit Trainer
17. Take the L
18. Firey
19. Gravebuster
20. Tetromino 
21.???
22. Jevil
23. Mr Douchebag
24.???
25.???
26.???
27. Samurai Jack
28.???
29. Beyblade
30.???
31. Bumbo
32.???

If you see this, and would be willing to help. Join the discord!
https://discord.gg/FZCFDjH