QUEEF STEW ft. Andy King, hivemind riley, DIGNAN, Sauvignon, Gabi Belle, TRDNG & ZAQQ - QUEEF JERKY

NOT AFFILIATED WITH QUEEF JERKY OR DEV LEMONS
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I am simply not here ): 



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My name is Rainbow Dash and I'm the Greatest flier to Ever come out of Cloudsdale, and the Fastest flier in All of Equestria! As a filly I went to the Junior Speedster Academy with my Ex best friend, Gilda the Griffon. My dream is to some day become a part of the best Stunt Flying Team in ALL of Equestria, The WONDERBOLTS!! It would just be me, Spitfire (The Captain) and Soarin', the male on the Wonderbolts. I just know it would be So. Totally. AWESOME!! My best friends in the entire world are Twilight Sparkle (The Egghead unicorn and Princess Celestia's Favorite and Most Faithful student), Pinkie Pie (The hyperactive pink Earth Pony that Loves to bake), Rarity (the Fashion model and designer), Applejack (The Hick, my Rival, and my Secret lover), and Fluttershy (The shy, soft-spoken cream colored Pegasus that i grew up with in Cloudsdale). Together, we Make up the Elements of Harmony! I am the Element of Loyalty, Applejack is the Element of Honesty, Twilight is the Element of Magic, Pinkie Pie is Laughter, Rarity is Generosity (somehow), and Fluttershy is the Element of Kindness. Together, we helped save Princess Celestia and all of Equestria from a life without the Sun when Princess Luna became corrupt and Turned into the Wicked mare of darkness, Nightmare Moon. I love to hang out with my friends, but there's Nothing I Love more than Flying. Feeling the Wind whip through my Spectrum colored mane just excites me so much. What do you Expect from the Fastest Flier in ALL of Equestria? Not to mention THE ONLY pony in Equestria to EVER pull off the Legendary "Sonic Rainboom"! And I even did it the first time when I was Just a Filly! The second time I did it, it was at the Best Young Flyers competition in Cloudsdale. Twilight had given Rarity these magical Fairy wings, but they burned out in the Sun's heat and she started falling down to earth! The Wonderbolts tried to save her, But she kicked around so hard that she Accidentally knocked them out! SO using my INCREDIBLE speed I raced straight down Faster and Faster, until BOOM! My second Sonic Rainboom! And I sped down and grabbed Rarity and The Wonderbolts and looped around the Coltiseum and then brought them back to safety! I won First Place in the competition, too! And the Grand Prize was an Entire Day hanging out with The Wonderbolts!! I STILL can't Believe it really happened!! Not only am I the fastest flier in Equestria, But I'm also the Iron Pony! Applejack will tell you otherwise, but that's just 'Cause she's Jealous. Anyway, Yeah. That's Basically my Life! Send me a message if you want to chat, or if you just Want to Congratulate me on my Awesomeness!
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