Remix extraordinaire, one off inside bullshit joke horse beater, general deadweight... it can be no other than legendary DJ Lower Intestines, spinning the sickest and raddest "satanic disco house" known to man. After spending a few weeks in the offensive Weymouth College Grindcore outfit alongside SS Pancreas, Arnold Shitsticks, Cat Food and Dog Food (who were chucked instantly because they were bollocks), Dr. Achievement (PHD... in achieving) decided to go his own way and push his creative drive into what would be known to the world as satanic disco house: mixing jokes no one will get, terrible local bands, awful dutch gabber, and general wankery into one sickass mix of ridiculous timewasting Oscar worthy bullshit.

After coining the genre, Lower Intestines got bored of annoying scenekids found on MySpace over MSN, and went on to produce top hit Anus Milkshake (Dale Winton's), which features the former Super Market Sweep mastermind Wale Dinton, Six Pence, local black band "Gaywoth" and a whole host of other screaming twats, Anus Milkshake rocketed up the charts to place 666 and lived off the fame for three years. The track can be heard in your local Finn's pub if you look hard enough.

Eventually it was time to fire up the audio recorder and fool around with more of people's precious work. Will there be an end to this madness?

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