"Swampfunk Grumblers" by ShrivelSkin? More like "Dank Dumpster Dirge" by the Inept Icons of Irritation. This laughable excuse for a song sounds like a pair of bumbling swamp creatures fumbling around with musical instruments they found in a trash heap, all while being attacked by a swarm of angry mosquitoes. Mike and Jimmy, the dubious duo behind ShrivelSkin, have somehow managed to amass 1300 followers on Twitch, which is truly baffling. Perhaps their audience is drawn to their streams out of morbid curiosity, like rubberneckers at a car crash, or maybe they're part of some twisted social experiment on the limits of human endurance when it comes to abysmal music. The artist's name, ShrivelSkin, is a fitting tribute to the grotesque, decaying sound that emanates from "Swampfunk Grumblers." Listening to this auditory monstrosity feels like wading through a bog of musical mediocrity, where every step sinks you deeper into the muck of Mike and Jimmy's cringe-worthy creations. Avoid "Swampfunk Grumblers" like you would avoid a creature-infested, fetid swamp in the dead of night. This bewildering cacophony of noise serves as a chilling reminder that not all musical ventures are worth sharing with the world, and some should be left to wither away in the dank recesses of the internet from whence they came.

Swampfunk Grumblers

In April's dawn, there was Fessle,
Prankster spirit, laughter missile.
Master trickster, April's essence,
Causing chaos, teachin' lessons.

Rubber snakes, filled the school,
Sweet-turned-salty, laughter's fuel.
Swapped the sugar, salt instead,
Faces twisted, cheeks turned red.

Fessle

Mike and Jimmy, two childhood friends with a shared passion for music, formed the experimental duo ShrivelSkin in their small hometown of Havenbrook. As they grew up, they had always been fascinated by the unexplained and the supernatural, and their interests inevitably found their way into the music they created together.

One summer, while on a road trip through the American Southwest, Mike and Jimmy came across an old, dusty book in a remote roadside antique store. This mysterious tome contained ancient musical scales and theories that seemed to defy all conventional understanding.

Intrigued by the potential of these forgotten scales, Mike and Jimmy began experimenting with their newfound knowledge, blending it with their eclectic mix of electronic and organic sounds. After months of tireless work, they crafted a song that showcased the power of the obscure scale they had discovered: the "D Other Locrian Super."

Inspired by their road trip and the ever-changing landscapes of the Southwest, Mike and Jimmy named their masterpiece "Dimensional Drift." The song tells the story of a lone traveler who stumbles upon hidden dimensions and alternate realities, each revealing a unique insight into the human experience.

As the traveler drifts through these surreal realms, they come to understand the interconnectedness of all things and the importance of unity in a world of constant change. The ethereal sounds and haunting melodies of "Dimensional Drift" evoke a sense of wonder and introspection, resonating with listeners on a deep, emotional level.

"Dimensional Drift" quickly gained a cult following, propelling ShrivelSkin to fame within the underground music scene. Mike and Jimmy continued to explore the boundaries of music and sound, always staying true to their passion for the unexplained and their unwavering bond as friends.

ShrivelSkin's "Dimensional Drift" stands as a testament to the power of friendship, creativity, and the uncharted realms that lie just beyond our perception, waiting to be discovered by those who dare to venture into the unknown.

Dimensional Drift

Marketing Porpoises swimming with the drum music EXPRESS, June 16, 2023.

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Comprehensive Vibes - Underground Software (Stretch & Enjoy Remix)
Fading Memories	Unknown Artist - Cat In The Bag Limited
Badman Style - Equinox
Antacid	- Dwarde	
Sex Tune Pt. 2 -	Bow Street Runner
On A Prayer - LMajor
Psi - Tim Reaper (Dwarde S950 Remix)
Fly Sh*t - The Sauce
Flyest Gangster - Accident & Emergency feat Gamebwoy
Mistake - PARTICLE
Around - Impish
No One Else - Impish
DJ Vocoda & Dr...UM - Satta Lumumba - Satta Sounds	
The Mighty Dreadnaut - We Kill Big Sound (C Side)
Intelligent Control - LMajor
Retro Jazz - Nebula
Eraser - Sully
Hands All Over My Body - Coco Bryce

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Marketing Porpoises // drum music EXPRESS

I'm so fast, I'm the fastest person in the world,
See watch, watch, watch my speed.

I'm so fast, I'm the fastest person in the world,
See watch, watch, watch my speed.

Yo, gather 'round, I got a story to spread,
'Bout a dude named Jimmy with original cred.
He steps in the room, ideas fresh and ripe,
Droppin' creative bombs, man, you know the type.

He got a vision in his dome, won't follow the swarm,
Thinks outside the box, ain't stickin' to the norm.
Lmao, I see you, laughing it up,
'Cause Jimmy ain't the type to just follow the cut.

He's not about clichés, not about repeats,
His thoughts are like vinyls, rare groovy beats.

See watch, see watch, watch my speed,
Fastest person in the world,
See watch, watch my speed.

I'm so fast, I'm the fastest person in the world,
See watch, watch, watch my speed.

Hold up, wait a second, gotta talk about Mike,
With the beats and the rhythm hes gonna strike.

From the lows to the highs, he captures the air,
An architect of sound with flair to spare.
Mike's the maestro of the unseen track,
Sends the waves out and pulls the feedback.

Synths and samples, his playground's vast,
Crafting sonic stories, built to last.
Every new thing's a rush, a chance to explore,
Mike dives in deep, always hungry for more.

See watch, see watch, watch my speed,
Fastest person in the world,
See watch, watch my speed.

So here's the story, quite unorthodox,
Of Jimmy, and Mike, thinkin' outside the box.
Jimmy with his vision, and Mike with his ear,
Together they're unstoppable, that much is clear.
As the last beat fades, we know the journey's not done,
'Cause Jimmy and Mike, they've only just begun.

Speed

Troll

Listen People

TRACKLIST 

Meat Beat Manifesto - 00:00

MBM - Into The Sun
MBM - Pin Drop
MBM - D.S.N.T Dub
MBM - D.S.N.T Origins
MBM - No Design
MBM - Bobots
Man From Mantis - Distortions
MBM - Diaper Astronaut


Førsaj - 36:28

Photek - The Hidden Camera (Static Mix)
Squarepusher - Plaistow Flex Out
Source Direct - Concealed Identity
Amen Andrews - Amen HQ
Jega - DMC
Kid 606 - Slammin' Ragga Bootleg Track
Alec Empire - Bass Terror
µ-Ziq - Approaching Menace
Jega - Manic Minor
Aphex Twin - 54 Cymru Beats
CUCUMB45 - THY 3-2 dEMo2
Kid Spatula - New School Bikes
Squarepusher - 303 Scopem Hard w/ Tasfet - ID
Two Fingers - Lock86
CUCUMB45 - OpxThermin
Skee Mask - Soundboy Ext.

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Førsaj Invites: Meat Beat Manifesto - 05/03/2025

This version of "Stop, Drop & Roll" has a music video that was originally burned to a DVD rom by CDRex Studios. Unfortunately D.M.C.A. had been notified by the USPS that the DVD had mysteriously disappeared from their mail room, stating that they have ran an investigation & found that a former employee stole the DVD. The mail provider is still looking for this DVD and employee

Kick It - Stop, Drop & Roll (D.M.C.A. Extended Mix)

DJ Chair vs. Kick It is an audio performance group formed in 2020. The band is known for having over 2,000 unknowing band members and drummers.