Shoutout Wedtek 2025 crew for being a lovely fun bunch, shoutout Theo for taking this gnarly photo, Shoutout Jake and Shazza for being the most mental bride and groom 🔥🔥

Lyrics:

## Spoken Word Intro

Ladies and gentlemen
today on this day we celebrate 
the conjoining of our dearest friends 
jake and shazza 

In front of our strange little eyes
Two confused individuals
Transform into one beautiful crazy, 
Mental, magnificent
Deranged, Divine
Dutty couple

## Dutty Intro (x8)

When I say Dutty you say wedding
Dutty (Wedding) Dutty (Wedding)


Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married

## Verse 1

He’s her hubby she’s his misses
He’s gonna grant her wildest wishes

They’re in love they’re so cute
But it’s easy to say they’ve got a few screws loose

Jake was going through troubled times 
he lost his job he lost his mind

Shazza turned up and saved his life, 
she was so kind she was so nice

Now they’re both getting married (getting married getting married)
Now they’re bloody getting married getting married getting married getting married getting married getting married getting yeah!

## Chorus (x2)

Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married
Jake and shazza at the alter they got married at the balter
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married

## Verse 2

They’re both mental they’re both crazy
They’re gunna have some mental babies (mental babies, mental babies)

He’s disturbed she’s insane, 
All that drugs has rotten their braaaaaaaaaaaaain

He’s so strong she’s so wise he’s
He’s a man she’s his wife
They’re so sweet, they’re so fun
they put pills up eachothers b???ms
a perfect pair a perfect storm
still raving through the darkest dawns

In 40 years, they’ll be old and grey
In the old folks home with a bag of K
A minirig and a zimoframe
Blasting tech in their dusty brains
In the bingo hall they’ll be front left
Skanking till their dying breathe

## Bridge

Jake and Shazza 
Don’t ever change
You’re so drunk and you’re so crazy but we love you that way
Jake and Shazza 
Lets celebrate
Rack a big big line up for your big big day


Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married

## Chorus (x3)
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married
Jake and shazza at the alter they got married at the balter
Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married

## Announcement

Jake and Shazza, you’re so fucking mental, I bet your gunna go home tonight and consummate your marriage to this song

## Chorus


## Epic

When I say Jake, you say Shazza
Jake (Shazza) Jake (Shazza)
When I say Shazza you say Jake
Shazza (Jake) Shazza (Jake)

When I say precious, you say memories
Precious (memories) Precious (memories)

When I say wedding you say marriage
Wedding (marriage) Wedding (marriage) 

When I say lovers, you say intertwined
Lovers (intertwined) Lovers (intertwined) 

When I say we love you, you say jake and shannon
We love you (Jake and Shannon) We love you (Jake and Shannon)

When I say soulmates you say, forever
Soulmates (forever) soulmates) forever

When I say ‘do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband 😧’
you say......... ‘I do’ 😭

## Cry inducing section (x3)

Jake and Shazza
We love you
Forever smiley faces since that first tattoo
Jake and Shazza don’t ever change
You’re so drunk and you’re so crazy 
but we love you that way

## Jake and shazza getting married getting married getting married (x32)

## Cry inducing outro (x2) sang by Wedtek 2025 crew

Jake and Shazza
We love you
Forever smiley faces since that first tattoo
Jake and Shazza don’t ever change
You’re so drunk and you’re so crazy 
but we love you that way

JAKE AND SHAZZA GETTING MARRIED

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