LYRICS

P1US 92.3%,
P1YUS 92.2%.

P2US(1) 89.1%,
P2US 87.9%.

P3US(1) 92.5%,
P3US 83.7%.

P4US 93.2%,
P5US 91.4%.

P6US 91.3%,
P7US 94.2%.

P8US 93.0%,
P9US 92.8%.

P10US 92.5%,
P11US 91.4%


Analysis for the General

Lyrics:

Quarterlies stacked in the Shire's back shed
Frodo missed targets while snacking on bread
Metrics were off, and morale took a hit
Gandalf said softly, “This just isn't it”

His robe flapped hard in the quarterly breeze
He whispered, “I’ve let go of too many FTEs”

Down the shaft of Mount Doom he fell
With a sigh and a spreadsheet yell
Gandalf marked “Exceeds” for Sam
But Frodo just never gave a damn

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

Crimson muscles twitch in panic fire
Buzzing nerves that never seem to tire
Every sip becomes a wild decree
He gulps the storm and calls it destiny

He shakes so hard the pavement groans
A hero built on coffee tones

Red Bull man is vibrating through the air
He leaps to conclusions without a care
His cape keeps fluttering out of time
Fuelled by choices made in hyper-crime

He scans the street with caffeinated eyes
Misreads a sign and thinks it’s villain lies
Charges forth at shadows on a bin
Declares the battle won before it can begin

His heartbeat drums in frantic loops
A jitter-powered justice troupe

Red Bull man is vibrating through the night
He rushes decisions he thinks are right
A shaky saviour, pulsing out of sync
He saves the day before he stops to think

He hears a noise and jumps a thousand feet
Confronts a mailbox in the pouring heat
Proclaims he’s rescued everything in sight
Then sprints away in caffeinated flight

He trembles like a faulty wire
Still claims it’s part of hero fire

Red Bull man is vibrating through the scene
His rash conclusions keep the sidewalks clean
A trembling guardian, jitter-made and bold
Protecting citizens from things he’s mis-patrolled

Performance Review (Frodo's Last Day)

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