[Verse 1]
Ooh, the alarm clock's ringing, time to rise,  
But my body's feeling heavy, can't open my eyes.  
Drag myself to the kitchen, in a zombie trance,  
Only one thing's gonna give me that kickstart chance.

[Chorus] 
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
You know you get me up, you’re my only friend.  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
Oh, you’re the only reason I can comprehend.

[Verse 2] 
Ooh, the traffic's crawling, Monday blues,  
But with you in my hand, I shake off the snooze.  
Every sip is a promise, I’m coming alive,  
Your roasted warmth is the reason I survive.

[Chorus]
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
You know you get me up, you’re my only friend.  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
Oh, you’re the only reason I can comprehend.

[Bridge]  
Ooh, it's the way you brew,  
Giving me that morning fuel,  
Rich and smooth, oh, you know it's true,  
Veranda Blend, yeah, I’m talking 'bout you!  
Cup of coffee, cup of gold,  
Only thing that makes me bold,  
With you by my side, I’m never cold.

[Chorus]  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
You know you get me up, you’re my only friend.  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
Oh, you’re the only reason I can comprehend.

[Chorus]  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
You know you get me up, you’re my only friend.  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
Oh, you’re the only reason I can comprehend.

[Outro]  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
You’re the kick I need until the very end!  
My, my, my, my Veranda Blend,  
Oh, you’re the only reason I can comprehend.

My Veranda Blend - Single

My Veranda Blend

[Verse 1] 
Living large, making plans,  
There goes our attention spans.
No time for a delay,  
Gotta get this done today.

[Pre-Chorus] 
Got the blueprints, got the tools,  
Time to break all the rules.  
No more mystery,  
We’re making history.

[Chorus]  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
We’re mapping out the route while we’re riding on it.  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
Turning vision into action, and we’re driving on it.

[Verse 2]  
Rolling up our sleeves, we’re in the zone,  
From the ground up, we’re making it known.  
Every challenge, every mile,  
We’ll overcome with style.

[Pre-Chorus]  
Got the strategy and the drive,  
Watch our project come alive.  
Doing planning and execution,
Don’t have time to align on communication.

[Chorus]  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
We’re mapping out the route while we’re riding on it.  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
Turning vision into action, and we’re driving on it.

[Bridge]  
Ignore what we said at the kickoff
The team is barely trained, but it’s time to cast off
Senior leaders eager to be hands off
Never measuring the real tradeoff

[Chorus] 
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
We’re mapping out the route while we’re riding on it.  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
Turning vision into action, and we’re driving on it.

[Chorus] 
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
We’re mapping out the route while we’re riding on it.  
We are building this highway while cruising on it,  
Turning vision into action, and we’re driving on it.

We're Driving On It - Single

We're Driving On It

[Verse]
Walking down the alleyway
Something sweet pulls me to stay
Cozy nights and autumn skies
Pumpkin spice takes me so high

[Verse 2]
Velvet whispers in the air
Magic flavor everywhere
Cinnamon kisses on my lips
Heaven in sips it grips

[Chorus]
Pumpkin spice, you’re my delight
Warm and creamy, pure invite
In my hands, you feel like gold
Autumn in a cup to hold

[Verse 3]
Steaming mugs and chilly breeze
Wrapped in flavors that just tease
Nutmeg, clove, and every taste
In your sweetness, I’m embraced

[Bridge]
Oh, the froth, it calls my name
Every sip, I feel the same
Like a hug in every pour
Can't help coming back for more

[Chorus]
Pumpkin spice, you’re my delight
Warm and creamy, pure invite
In my hands, you feel like gold
Autumn in a cup to hold

[Chorus]
Pumpkin spice, you’re my delight
Warm and creamy, pure invite
In my hands, you feel like gold
Autumn in a cup to hold

[Outro]
So I’ll stay here, one more round
In this love, I’m deeply bound
Pumpkin spice, you’ve cast your spell
I’ll be sad when we say farewell.

Cinnamon Kisses - Single

Cinnamon Kisses

[Verse 1]
When the morning starts with chaos and a cup of cold coffee,
Emails pile up like a mountain, oh, it’s not so lofty.
The report’s half-done, and the math’s all wrong,
You want to scream, but you hum this song:

[Chorus]
That’s Cuckoo Bananas
(cuckoo bananas) 
when it’s all askew,
(askew)
The spreadsheet’s a jungle, 
(cuckoo bananas)
and I’m stuck in the zoo.
(zoo)
That’s Cuckoo Bananas, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
when the nonsense flies,
(flies)
You can’t cuss it out, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
so you roll your eyes.
(eyes)

[Verse 2]
The meeting’s a maze, and the clock ticks slow,
The client’s demands make no sense, you know.
The PowerPoint slides are a carnival ride,
You shake your head with your pride intact inside.

[Chorus]
That’s Cuckoo Bananas, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
when the tasks don’t align,
(align)
The logic is missing, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
but you act like it’s fine.
(fine)
That’s Cuckoo Bananas,
(cuckoo bananas) 
 when the plan’s gone astray,
(astray)
You want to scream, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
but it’s the workday way.
(way)

[Bridge]
Left foot tango, right foot samba,
Step to the beat of the corporate drama.
Emails like a rhythm, mistakes like a chord,
Your patience is dancing, but oh, it’s worn!

(cuckoo bananas) 
(cuckoo bananas) 
(cuckoo bananas) 
(cuckoo bananas) 

[Chorus]
That’s Cuckoo Bananas, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
when the printer won’t work,
(work)
You laugh to keep sane, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
but inside, you jerk.
(jerk)
That’s Cuckoo Bananas,
(cuckoo bananas) 
 when the team drops the ball,
(ball)
You hold it together, 
(cuckoo bananas) 
but you’ve seen it all.
(all)

[Outro]
So when the workplace circus rolls into town,
And you’re juggling tasks with a half-crazed frown,
Just hum this tune and twirl if you dare,
“That’s Cuckoo Bananas!”—your dance through despair.

Cuckoo Bananas

[Chorus]
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[spoken]
“Have fun and make money, y'all”

[Verse 1]
Alarm goes off, yeah, I stretch, I shine,
I clock in, cash in, ‘cause the game is mine.
They say "work real hard," but I work real smart,
Turn the office to a party, make a hustle an art.

[Pre-Chorus]
Numbers stackin’, I’m still laughin’,
Dancin’ through deadlines, not collapsin’.
I don’t break, I just bend and sway,
If it ain’t fun, then I’m out—no way!

[Chorus]
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Meetings drag, but I’m stylin’ through,
Spinnin’ chairs like a game, yeah, that’s what I do.
Emails floodin’, but I’m ridin’ the wave,
Ain’t a deadline alive that I can’t outplay.

[Pre-Chorus]
Spreadsheets flip like a magic trick,
Turn a boring ol’ task to a bop real quick.
I don’t break, I just bend and sway,
If it ain’t fun, then I’m out—no way!

[Chorus]
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[instrumental]

[Bridge]
Late nights, bright lights, boss mode, all right,
Power stance, big plans, got the future in sight.
Keep it cool, keep it wild, keep the paper in flight,
‘Cause work ain’t work if the energy’s tight!

[Chorus]
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[instrumental]

[Chorus]
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
Have fun, make money
(have fun, make money)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[spoken]
“Listen up—there’s only two rules in this game: Have fun and make money”

Have Fun, Make Money

(Verse 1)
Well, I clock in, coffee in hand, tryin’ to start my day
Then your email’s sittin’ there like a storm rollin’ my way
Red-pen markups, three-page rant, ‘bout things that make no sense
Like how the font’s too blue, the line’s too straight, and I "lack experience"

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, you must think that you’re the queen
Sittin’ high up in your tower screen
Droppin’ notes like grenades in red
But honey, you ain’t in my head!

(Chorus)
Oh, ain't that nice? You found one flaw
Picked it up, picked it apart like it broke the law
You twist my words, you roll your eyes
Like nothin’ I do can satisfy
You don’t build up, you tear things down
But honey, just wait and see
I can't change you, but you'll find
With this song, you can't change me

(Verse 2)
You change your mind more times a day than the weatherman
Sayin’ “This ain't right” then turn around, and want it back again
I bet you’d nitpick heaven’s gates, if they let you inside
Complainin’ ‘bout the pearly white, sayin’ “gold’s not my vibe”

(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, you must think you rule the world
But you’re just another bitter girl
Call it feedback, call it taste
But sugar, all I hear is hate

(Chorus)
Oh, ain't that nice? You found one flaw
Picked it up, picked it apart like it broke the law
You twist my words, you roll your eyes
Like nothin’ I do can satisfy
You don’t build up, you tear things down
But honey, just wait and see
I can't change you, but you'll find
With this song, you can't change me

(Bridge)
One day I’ll be gone, on a beach somewhere
Livin’ life like I don’t care
While you’re still stuck, same ol’ fight
Sendin’ emails late at night

(Chorus)
Oh, ain't that nice? You found one flaw
But it don’t shake me, don’t break me, don’t phase me at all
You twist my words, you roll your eyes
But I’m still dancin’, still on my rise
You don’t build up, you tear things down
But honey, just wait and see
I can't change you, but you'll find
With this song, you can't change me

(Chorus)
Oh, ain't that nice? You found one flaw
But it don’t shake me, don’t break me, don’t phase me at all
You twist my words, you roll your eyes
But I’m still dancin’, still on my rise
You don’t build up, you tear things down
But honey, just wait and see
I can't change you, but you'll find
With this song, you can't change me

I can't change you, but you'll find
With this song, you can't change me

You Can't Change Me

[Verse 1]
Sent that email, hit that send,
Waitin’ on a reply, but here we go again
Crickets, silence, checkin’ my screen,
Are you lost in the void or just plain mean?
(Uh, hello? Can you read? Maybe refresh, honey.)

[Pre-Chorus]
I see them online, I know they're alive,
Liking cat pics, posting good vibes—
But where’s my message? Where’s my text?
Left me unread, man, what comes next?

[Chorus]
They G-H-O-S-T-E-D it, foo'!
Left me hangin’, what a shady move!
Dodgin’ my words like a ninja in the mist,
But I see you, baby, you don’t exist!
They G-H-O-S-T-E-D it, foo'!
Actin’ all slick like I ain't got a clue—
But guess what, honey? Jokes on you,
‘Cause I’m CC-ing your boss too!

[Verse 2]
Sent a follow-up, got receipts,
Still no answer—oh, that's real neat.
Checked my spam, checked my drafts,
Nope, you just fake like a Botox laugh.
(Oops! Did I say that? My bad… kinda.)

[Pre-Chorus]
I see them online, I know they're alive,
Posting brunch pics, livin’ their life—
But where’s my email? Where’s my note?
Left me dry while they sip mimosa floats?

[Chorus]
They G-H-O-S-T-E-D it, foo'!
Left me hangin’, what a shady move!
Dodgin’ my words like a ninja in the mist,
But I see you, baby, you don’t exist!
They G-H-O-S-T-E-D it, foo'!
Actin’ all slick like I ain't got a clue—
But guess what, honey? Jokes on you,
‘Cause I’m CC-ing your boss too!

[Bridge]
Oh, now you reply? Now you care?
"Oops, my bad"—oh, don't you dare!
Left me for dead, now you're stressed,
Should’ve hit reply, now you're a mess!

[Outro]
G-H-O-S-T-E-D,
Now you out here lookin’ guilty!
Left me dry, now I'm on a spree,
Auto-forward to HR, whee!

GHOSTED

[Verse]
Pink sunglasses haze spinning round
401k dreams in the underground
Work hard play hard money flows
Into the future where nothing slows

[Verse 2]
Rainbow skies of dividends shine
Maxing out the dollars feelin fine
Stocks and bonds a rollercoaster ride
Chasing numbers under glowing lights

[Chorus]
Setting up that future with a cosmic plan
Max out the 401k if you can
Dancing with your fate a financial trance
Through the ages we take a chance

[Verse 3]
Check the balance watch it grow tall
Stacking up those zeros won't let it fall
Every dollar counts in this mad world
Chasing financial peace unfurled

[Bridge]
Golden tickets in the market's hand
Like stars falling in a desert land
Invest in dreams no turning back
401k vision painted black

[Chorus]
Setting up that future with a cosmic plan
Max out the 401k if you can
Dancing with your fate a financial trance
Through the ages we take a chance

401K Kaleidoscope

(This is)
(This is)
(This is)
This is the passive aggressive work song

[Verse 1]
Oh wow, look at that—another Slack ping,
"Hey, just checkin’ in!"—nah, you ghosted me, king.
Sent that doc, got the receipts,
But now you're actin’ brand new? That’s weak.
(Uh-uh, don’t act like you ain’t seen it, fam.)

[Pre-Chorus]
I’ll "loop you in," I’ll "circle back,"
I’ll "sync up later"—translation: I’M MAD.
I’ll CC the boss, make it look so nice,
With a "No worries if not!" but I’m rollin’ my eyes.

[Chorus]
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
Inbox flooded but the vibe is wrong!
Keyboard smashin’, fake laugh flashin’,
"Per my last email"—you know I’m blastin’!
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
"Let's take this offline"—nah, just move along!
"Love that for you," but not for me,
Cause I’m one more ping from my villain spree!

[Verse 2]
Oh, now you got "bandwidth"—that’s cute,
But I saw you postin’ memes, what's the excuse?
Said you'd "follow up," said you'd "check in,"
But I been waitin’ since last week, my friend.
(Funny how you got time for TikTok, tho.)

[Pre-Chorus]
I’ll "nudge this up," I’ll "flag it again,"
I’ll "give you some space"—but you’re losin’ a friend.
I’ll use that tone—"Just to reiterate,"
And a well-placed ellipsis to seal your fate…

[Chorus]
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
Inbox flooded but the vibe is wrong!
Keyboard smashin’, fake laugh flashin’,
"Per my last email"—you know I’m blastin’!
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
"Just a gentle reminder"—but the shade is strong!
"Quick ask," "touch base," "align on next steps,"
Just reply before I lose all respect!

[Bridge]
Oooooh, "No worries if not!"
Oooooh, "Just a friendly thought!"
Oooooh, "Let's take this offline,"
Translation: I AM LOSING MY MIND!

[Chorus]
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
One more "quick call" and I’m straight-up gone!
Check my LinkedIn, oh what’s that?
I just updated my resume, STAT!
This is the passive-aggressive work song,
One more "quick call" and I’m straight-up gone!
Check my LinkedIn, oh what’s that?
I just updated my resume, STAT!

[Outro]
"Hope this helps! Let me know your thoughts!"

The Passive Aggressive Work Song

[Verse 1]
Well, we land on-site with a slide deck in tow,
Stakeholder buy-in? We’ll make it just so!
We "unpack the problem," we "drill down the needs,"
Then throw in some jargon and bill by the week!

[Pre-Chorus]
We "leverage the data," we "double-click through,"
We "flag key concerns" then we "table them too."
We won’t solve the issue—oh no, not today,
But we’ll circle back in a 90-slide way!

[Chorus]
Ohhh, we pivot fast, we deep-dive that,
Optimize deliverables and draft up a deck!
We don’t just work, we cascade change,
Align all the synergy and rearrange!
Ohhh, we stakeholder map, we thought-lead strong,
Move the needle while we sing this song!
Don’t ask what—just nod and smile,
Scope’s evolving—add it to the file!

[Verse 2]
They ask what we do, but the answer is vague,
"We drive transformation!" (What the hell does that say?!)
We book back-to-backs, we "let things percolate,"
And stall just enough to extend the retainer rate!

[Pre-Chorus]
We "streamline efficiency," "shift paradigms,"
"Touch base," "realign," and "optimize time."
Oh no, we won’t do the work—that’s not the plan,
But we’ll deck it out in a slide for your brand!

[Chorus]
Ohhh, we pivot fast, we deep-dive that,
Optimize deliverables and draft up a deck!
We don’t just work, we cascade change,
Align all the synergy and rearrange!
Ohhh, we whitespace map, we thought-lead strong,
Move the needle while we sing this song!
Don’t ask how—just trust the flow,
Billable hours, that’s all you need to know!

[Bridge]
Oooooh, "Let’s take this offline!"
Oooooh, "We’ll workshop—oh, never mind!"
Oooooh, "Let’s circle back,"
you won’t listen, but we’ll still upcharge that!

[Final Chorus ]
Ohhh, we pivot fast, we deep-dive that,
Optimize deliverables and draft up a deck!
We don’t just work, we cascade change,
Align all the synergy and rearrange!
Ohhh, we whitespace map, we thought-lead strong,
Move the needle while we sing this song!
Don’t ask what—just nod and cheer,
We’ll be out of scope and gone next year!

[Outro]
So tell me—does this track, or do we need to align on next steps?

The Passive Aggressive Work Song

DJ Mayhem

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