Them other nerds don't know how to RAP.

Peep the update: http://soundcloud.com/djphazer/tetris-2012-level-up

Full single and remix stems available at djphazer.com

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I told you I was bringing Tetris back. Now I'm proving it.

Introducing my fully self-produced debut single - a song about an obsession with a handheld video game, featuring everyone's favorite theme music.

Tell your friends.

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Love and Lazers,
Phazer

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-[LYRICS]-

"man, I feel like playin' Tetris..."

[Chorus]
I like to play Tetris on my Game Boy
All day, like to play Tetris on my Game Boy
Just sit and play Tetris on my Game Boy
All day, playin' Tetris on my Color Game Boy

(check it out)
I'm sittin' at home, and there's nothin' to do
Cuz I'm sick of all the games on my PlayStation 2
I'm lookin' for a fix that could cure my boredom--HEY!
Where'd I put my Game Boy? That sounds like fun

So I turn on my Game Boy and it goes... (BLING!)
I'm 'bout to play my favorite game, but the telephone rings
(can somebody get that?)
Who could it be? I'm tryna concentrate
on my GAME... man... they're gonna have to WAIT.

I could play Tetris all day long or all NIGHT
Cuz it's such a fun GAME and the music is TIGHT
The screen comes up and then I press START
I can flip all the pieces, I know the buttons by HEART

I make line after line, keep stackin' 'em up
And after every TEN LINEZ you GET a LEVEL-UP like...
YEEUH, that's how it's done!
Tetris on my Game Boy is so much fun!

[Chorus]

I like to sing the Tetris song...
While I play Tetris all day long...

Nowadays, everybody has a PS3;
maybe a Wii, and an XBOX 360.
Well those new game systems really don't appeal to me;
I would rather play something made before 1993!

[Repeat Chorus, etc.]

(Yeah)
I'm bringin' Tetris back...
Them other nerdz don't know how to act...
Cuz I'm bringin' Tetris back...

(bop, bop, bop, bop, bop)

I have a lotta time, but I tend to abuse it...
I just wanna sit and play games and make music...

My vocals sound ill... cuz I'm just too sick!
*cough* *cough* ...yeah, coughin' up mucus, it's stupid,

I have a lotta time, but I tend to abuse it,
cuz I just wanna sit and play games and make music!
(I'm bringin' Tetris back!)

Why can't I sit and make music?
(Why you gotta make me do this?)
Let me hit ya with the TRUTH, kids,
Nobody will know what you're worth until ya PROVE IT.

Tetris 2011

PEW! PEW! PEW!
I'm a Music Hacker!
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Producer / DJ / Vocalist
Sound/Software Artist/Engineer
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I do a little bit of everything. Recently, I've been developing Eurorack firmware as a distraction from making music with it. ;)

I once produced a whole song about Tetris, by sampling the actual Gameboy music. I beatboxed and sang in a collegiate a cappella group. I’ve mixed and mastered countless tracks for aspiring artists. I occasionally play dance music at events around Grand Rapids. I also entertain at wedding receptions, and a variety of things in between. I've been designing sounds with my voice/mouth my entire life, with software since high school, and with modular hardware since November 2020.

Welcome to Phazerville! I hope you enjoy my Boxed Beatz & Basslines.

#ENDofSTOP

With 26 years behind the decks and an educational background in percussion and drums, I have amassed quite a love and collection for great music.  I specialize in Drum & Bass but dabble in many other genres as I have a wide array of tunes in my collection.  Latest mix released on 01/22/2022.  Thanks for stopping by!    ~ Hibiki

Twitch Channel for live streams recorded:  www.twitch.tv/hibiki79.    Most recent stream recorded live 05-Jun-2025.

LIVIN LIFE ONE BEAT AT A TIME!

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