dampf, was so hyped. he thought tears would be the ultimate zelda game.
huge new dungeons, better story, he dreamed of it, everyday.
the day of judgement came, and what a shame!
everything he dreamed of, blown away!

aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!
aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!

ultrahand and fuse, the price for that was recycled content.
six years in the making, but for what was that?
the game awards drew near, he thought he would win.

aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!
aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!

on the stage geoff, called upon on the gods of gaming.
the seat was on fire, he wished for this award.
baldurs gate won, and aonuma was gone.

aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!
aonuma, you fool! you had one job to do!

Aonuma

[Verse 1]
Joho Joho, wenn der Penis brennt bin ich woanders wo!
Oho, mein Penis brennt! Joho! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

[Chorus]
Joho, Joho, wenn mein Penis brennt bin ich woanders wo!
Joho, Joho, wenn mein Penis brennt bin ich woanders wo!

[Verse 2]
Joho, ich bin so klein! Oho, ich bin so groß! Ho Ho Ho!
Ob lang oder dünn, sie werden immer ihren Spaß haben! Jo ho ho ho!

[Bridge]
Er brennt, meine Penis brennt! Oh nein! Ho Ho Ho!

[Chorus]
Joho, Joho, wenn mein Penis brennt bin ich woanders wo!
Joho, Joho, wenn mein Penis brennt bin ich woanders wo!

[Outro]
Joho, ich bin so klein! Oho, ich bin so groß! Ho Ho Ho!

Joho

[Verse 1]
Hey look! Where? Over There! Wow! What an amazing Nun!
That Nun is amazing just look at her, what an Habit!

[Chorus]
My Nun is amazing, Halleluja! Amazing! Ooga Booga!
My Nun is amazing, Halleluja! Amazing! Ooga Booga!

[Verse 2]
She prays all day, my nun is amazing! Bless the water! H-O-L-Y Water! Hallelujah!
Nun church is big, her hands are closed! She has no sins but only intercessions!

[Bridge]
Ooga Booga! Ooga Booga! What beauty, Neuron activated!

[Chorus]
My Nun is amazing, Halleluja! Amazing! Ooga Booga!
My Nun is amazing, Halleluja! Amazing! Ooga Booga!

[Outro]
That Nun is amazing just look at her, what an Habit!

My Nun

[Verse1]
Hey Kevin, Hey Max. Was is los, du siehst so traurig aus?
Ach du weißt schon das übliche. Ach das? Ja. Mein Kock is klein!

[Verse 2]
Jeden Tag wache ich auf und weine! Denn mein Kock is klein! 
Ich wünsche mir dass er wächst, aber mein Kock ist klein!

[Chorus]
Hey! Mein Kock is klein! Du weißt es! Mein Kock is klein, du hasst es!
Hey! Mein Kock is klein! Du weißt es! Mein Kock is klein, du hasst es!

[Verse 3]
Die Pumpe probiert, aber mein Kock bleibt klein! Medikamente! Mein Kock is klein!
Warum nur? Ich verdiene das nicht! Mein Kock ist klein! Mein Kock is klein!

[Bridge]
Ich will doch nur, dass mein Cock wächst. Bitte höre mich an und erfülle mir den Wunsch!

[Chorus]
Hey! Mein Cock is klein! Du weißt es! Mein Cock is klein, du hasst es!
Hey! Mein Cock is klein! Du weißt es! Mein Cock is klein, du hasst es!

[Outro]
Hey Kevin, Hey Max. Was is los, du siehst so happy aus?
Ach du weißt schon das übliche. Ach das? Ja. Mein Cock is klein!

Cock

[Verse 1]
Dampf is awake, trying his best! crying everyday, the tracks are a mess!
Thinks he's the best Kobble fast, Kobble hard! Not so catchy as mine!

[Chorus]
Kobble me baby, Kobble me Shady! You know I'm the best! Kobbly Timey!
Kobble me baby, Kobble me Shady! You know I'm the best! Kobbly Timey!

[Verse 2]
The Lyrics are complex, thinks they are catchy! But no! No! The song is mediocre!
Time after time, some tracks are good! Time after time, some tracks are no good!

[Bridge]
Kobble Kobble, walking beside me! Kobble Kobble, collecting the tiny!

[Chorus]
Kobble me baby, Kobble me Shady! You know I'm the best! Kobbly Timey!
Kobble me baby, Kobble me Shady! You know I'm the best! Kobbly Timey!

[Outro]
Thinks he's the best Kobble fast, Kobble hard! Not so catchy as mine!

Kobble

[Verse 1]
Oh delicious, eggy farty smells in my nosy!
Yummy, i like smelling your farts baby!

[Chorus]
Fart in my face, fart in my mouth, so smelly! So tasty!
Fart in my face, fart in my mouth, so smelly! So tasty!

[Verse 2]
Let's fart in my backyard! No! In front of my mouth!
Yummy, i like smelling your farts baby!

[Bridge]
Yummy, i like smelling your farts baby! Please fart on me!

[Chorus]
Fart in my face, fart in my mouth, so smelly! So tasty!
Fart in my face, fart in my mouth, so smelly! So tasty!

Fart

[Verse 1]
Hey whats that in the oven? Oh it's your favorite dish! Really? Yeah! It's Onion Cake!
You love it. Such delicious dough! Oniony Mass, such smell, such taste! It's Onion Cake!

[Chorus]
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!

[Verse 2]
The dough must be perfect, shiny and full of flavor. Kevin likes it with bacon and caraway. 
Invented in France, mastered in my kitchen. I can make this perfect cake, I will win the cup!

[Chorus]
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!

[Verse 3]
Drink white wine with it and your palate will feel an explosion of flavor from all the senses.
Oh onion cake, I love you. Please fulfill me!

[Bridge]
I eat it every day! Oh no, look at me! I'm as round as an onion!

[Chorus]
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!
Mix the dough, knead the dough. Yeah! Top it with onions and crème fraîche! That's the best! Onion cake, you love it!

[Outro]
Kevin! Your Cake is done!

Aonuma

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