22 year old D&B producer from England. I've been spending a lot more time producing the past 12 months, finally got some tunes finished. Looking to keep progressing, keep producing, and get my tunes out there. 

Tell the world a little bit about yourself. The longer the better. 

I (34m) have been searching for a lady to call my own for 34 years now and I gotta say it is rough being a fat, ugly, unemployed, uneducated, loser in the modern dating game.

I hear from older guys all the time talking about how easy it used to be for the unproductive too get female affection in the past and to be honest I envy them a lot, it seems like the standards are ultra high for women these days cause I do my best to shower once a week, I buy new clothes occasionally at like goodwill or something, and I brush my teeth sometimes, and on top of it all I do 5-10 pushups at night three times a week.

Apparently for women this is just simply not enough and I don’t understand why; I thought my lack of success may have come from being not approaching females enough so I started looking in the following locations (bars, game nights, Kroger, gym ((will never go there again)), anime conventions, gynecologist clinic, etc). It seems to me that maybe being a fat, unemployed, uneducated, loser like myself may just be being held back by the unreasonably high standards of modern women and is of no way my fault.

I do plan on moving out of moms basement soon and maybe that’ll help me but I’m moving in with my dad so I’ll have to see I can bring women over though when I asked my mom that question she laughed at me.

Girls please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please go out with me 🥺.

Music, music, music ... :D 

I'm using Bitwig, Reason, Renoise and FLStudio.

My name is Albert Munster. I'm 26 years old, i live in Norway, Oslo and have been producing music since i was 11 years old, i live for producing, remixing and making mixes, i made my first song/ track in FL Studio which was when i were just 12 years old. The first genre i got involved with was the Hands Up, the good old dutch techno music which i have been in love with since i was a kid and eventually i found out i absolutely had to learn how to make my own music, i tried FL Studio and learned everything by myself and have been producing tracks, songs and remixes + making mixes, i'm very soon turning 26 years old and i am mostly a self learned producer, today i like a lot of different genres, Progressive House, Big Room, Progressive Trance, HandsUp, Euphoric Hardstyle and more.

Hey, if you are asking why i have so many views, but only a few likes and comments, its because this song is posted in the spinnin talent pool. And its getting thousands of likes and hundreds of comments there, but not on the soundcloud :)

281 000 listeners at YouTube
Hardtrance Producer 
Norway 🇧🇻

Age: 28
Producer: Techno/Trance, Hands Up, Dancecore and more!
https://www.youtube.com/DJSPYROOF

Another account for that young lad with many stories.

Credit me for using my songs. Don't reupload them anywhere and claim it as your own!

Hope you all enjoy my content! (copypasted from original account)

Go to my youtube for tracks I don't upload to my soundcloud.

https://www.youtube.com/user/atom608



*some giant paragraph cliché story that no one ever fucking reads about growing up in a small village and always been interested in music since a young age written in third person and exaggerated in a narcissistic way to make them look like they were naturally gifted at music and the whole purpose of that giant cliché story was to make it seem like that it was written by a PR agent*

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