Recorded in a bunker wired with rusted amplifiers and glowing CRT monitors.
Produced by Megaton Assault (DJ, J Burbs, with special assistance from rogue AIs).
Mixed in fallout dust, mastered in static.

Band Members (real and imagined):

DJ (The Raccoon) – Vocals, Rhythm Guitar (Jackson Rhoads V, tuned to rage)
J Burbs – Lead Guitar (Flying V, eternal dive-bombs)
The Evil Computer – Backup Vocals, Bass (clanking, distorted, never quantized)
Drum Machine 9000 – Drums (programmed to out-blast human limbs)

Special Thanks:
To the almighty pit, the radioactive riffs of the 80s, and the countless surveillance cameras still rolling after the bombs fell.

Subroutine Slaughter

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