The darkness swirls and mists reveal
A dismal figure wreathed in gloom
A party hat upon his brow
Between the brazen horns of doom

oooooooooaaaaaaarrrggggghhh! 

six brutal months from christmas in december
a blackened birthday nobody remembers
no presents wrapped, or cookies baked
no levity in hell, for heaven's sake

why did you think
lucifer was so irate
no birthday tunes
the cake upon his plate
bears candles, 
enumerated 
six six six
the whole thing iced in blood
inverted crucifix 

happy birthday to satan 
happy birthday to satan
happy birthday, dark lord of demise
happy birthday to lucifer
happy birthday baphomet
happy birthday to the lord of lies 
happy birthday
everybody dies
happy birthday 
look into his burning eyes
happy birthday
what a dismal doomed surprise

Stalin bought you rotting corpses
starved, impaled and frozen
Hitler brought you fire bombs
and also lederhosen
Bin Laden's in the garden
hiding extra presents
Jeffrey Dahmer brought you guts
Attilla, some dead peasants 

It's a morbid scene
slaves depressingly demeaned
R. S. V. P.
And join the devil's pity spree
There's no ice cream
To hot in hell, it turned to steam
Just fiendish screams
Black metal cranked to thee extreme


happy birthday to satan 
happy birthday to satan
happy birthday, dark lord of demise
happy birthday to lucifer
happy birthday baphomet
happy birthday to the lord of lies 
happy birthday
everybody dies
happy birthday 
look into his burning eyes
happy birthday
what a dismal doomed surprise

happy birthday to satan 
happy birthday to satan
happy birthday, dark lord of demise
happy birthday to lucifer
happy birthday baphomet
happy birthday to the lord of lies 
happy birthday
everybody dies
happy birthday 
look into his burning eyes
happy birthday
what a dismal doomed surprise

666 Candles

The beast is awakened! 


You mum's obese
Total eclipse sunlight will cease
When this beast
goes to the beach, Japanese whaling fleets unleashed

More chins than Chinatown
More rolls than ever baked 
If she wears yellow, folks yell TAXI
Battle tanks, her roller skates 

A single step and she'd perspire
A couple more, this blimp expires
Diets earn her raging ire 
She made jenny craig retire 

your mum
bulging big and bloated
your mum
cookie dough, exploded
your mum
widest load, in all the world it seems
her weight breaks your neck
if you see her in your dreams

your mum! 
your mum! 
come get some you lousy bum
 
your mum! 
your mum! 
she'll leave the world a starving slum 

your mum! 
your mum! 
a slobbering of sleazy scum

your mum!
your mum! 
is basically rather portly, right?


wooooooaaaahhhhh! 

your mum's not slim
her gruesome girth is rather grim
quadruple chin
where does it start and flab begin?
definition - 
the polar opposite of thin
her greasy grin
a black hole sucking planets in

With cankled shins
she dines from dumpsters, troughs and bins
all seven sins
against Galactus, your mum wins

a watch on each wrist they're in two different time zones
They sent up a rocket to see her dark side though
she wears a big top and takes up the whole sideshow
you don't need to ask yourself where all the pies go! 

your mum
bulging big and bloated
your mum
cookie dough, exploded
your mum
widest load in all the world it seems
her weight breaks your neck
if you see her in your dreams

your mum
your mum
your mum
your mum

and also your nan and your auntie! 
oooh crikey! 


I'll tell you right
The world's reserves of cellulite
prepared to fight
an all you can eat taco night
her girth's obscene
sat on some money, choked the queen
you've never seen
A bloated creature this extreme

the flab of her gut is like Jabba the Hutt
you need elephant scales just for adding it up 
and twenty five hands to be grabbing her butt
there's no pile of cakes that is massive enough

This rotten troll
face stuffed with ham and sausage rolls
out of control 
if she eats you she eats your soul
cholesterol
her greasy heart as black as coal 
it's rock and roll
pies trapped between forgotten folds

your mum
bulging big and bloated
your mum
cookie dough, exploded
your mum
widest load in all the world it seems
her weight breaks your neck
if you see her in your dreams

your mum! 
your mum! 
come get some you lousy bum
 
your mum! 
your mum! 
she'll leave the world a starving slum 

your mum! 
your mum! 
a slobbering of sleazy scum

your mum!
your mum! 
is basically rather portly, right?

your mum
your mum
your mum
your mum

is so fat that her mass creates a gravitational lensing effect making light itself bend around her, in terms relative to quantum physics - 

your mum! 

oi!

It's A Yo Mama Joke

Based on the instrumental 'creeping in silence' Produced by DEVAST8R, this is my take on that beat's inspiration....

Mad Planet

Missing Link 1 - 2

if ancient ufos and criminal minds got together and wrote the dopest bars you ever heard lol

Lost In Translation Prod. By Anno Domini

appears on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhu888F_4Ek&t=1753s

juno swing

Poisonous poetry on the mic on spoken word form ... with all types of poison to indulge in such as Rebel Related aka Messy the Man and Hydrosphere also two of the illest emcee's from the west coast Nahte and one of the fastest acting poison's the " Charlie Muscle " !!!

Catch up with me "Messy" lol

Competition track for T13 Broke Artist podcast / Lazy Rida Beats comp

Doctor Apocalypse