29/04/2024
Experiment No.1
‘Midnight Bongle’ (Elements 3A-3E)

Hypothesis: Entrance to the Glarb Dimension can be attained through use of Augmented Audio Synthesizer Manipulation Engines.

After experimenting with hyper-audio dynamics, we believe that the Glarb Dimension is attainable using our latest technology; The Augmented Audio Synthesizer Manipulation Engines (AASME). The AASME has the capability of redirecting space time, then using the ventricle force from dark energy created in the process and converting it into ‘Blongle Energy’. Using Blongle Energy we have created the five elements or ‘Midnight Blongle’ elements, and combined them to create a portal which we believe may be a direct passage into the Glarb Dimension. 

This portal is still yet to be tested properly on humans. So far we have thrown various items into the portal such as bananas, a Samsung Galaxy smartphone, nicotine vapourisers, and a pair of Pioneer CDJ-3000s, all with tracking devices which are intended to provide coordinates into different realms or dimensions. So far our readings have shown characters which are similar to ones found in the Glarb Dimension. The only way to know for sure is to give access to these elements to the public, and dare regular civilians to recreate this portal and take a chance on what might be our only hope of reaching the Glarb Dimension. 

-Exp.#1(3A)  ‘Midnight Bongle’- Notes: This first experiment targeted the first layer of entrance to the Glarb Dimension, rhythmic manipulation to the beat matrix proceeded to create a tangible entrance past the edge of This 3D Realm.

-Exp.#2(3B)  ‘Crangle Dreams’- Notes: Upon further Investigation of the AASME sound beam, the portal target became clear. Systems checks concluded that the maximum power setting on synthesis is required to transmorph across the entrance to the portal.  

-Exp.#3(3C) ‘Blooperstien Trance’- Notes: Now with the AASME set to maximum, we start the trance sequence through the portal walls. This begins the signal chain to activate the harvesting of the “Blongle Energy” to fuel the cycle of audiosythisis and start the transportational nature of the portal to the Glarb Dimension. 

-Exp.#4(3D) ‘Disfocused’- Notes: Optics check (positive), transportation commences into the Glarb Dimension, we can begin to observe the tangible effects of a successful AASME operation. Our test subjects report feeling ‘relieved from this realm’, and ‘In a state of inexistence’ 

-Exp.#5(3E) ‘Speeder Needle’- Notes: The final phase Initates, our test subjects have reached the edge of existence into another realm. The results show intact teleportation systems and vitality checks are positively conclusive. ‘Blongle Energy’ readings are stable manifesting the Glarb Dimension with great success. 

Conclusion report: 
In conclusion, the techniques  Dr. Bloopenstien employed using AASME technology have shown excellent results harnessing ‘The Blongle Energy’ force. Awaiting Aproval from Medsafe, Dr. Bloopenstien believes beyond reasonable doubt the combination of 'Midnight Bongle elements' and the operation of the AASME system for use of interdimensional transportation to the Glarb Dimension is deemed safe for use on public subjects (at own risk).

Bloopenstein Trance

Crangle Dreams

Midnight Bongle

Dr. Bloopenstein's last experiment left him perplexed. He knew he needed to make another voyage through the void in order to truly understand the potential of Bongle Energy. This led Dr. Bloopenstein on a one month drift through the cosmos, jumping from dimension to dimension in hopes of finding the missing piece that will allow him to unlock Bongle Energy once and for all.

But a doctor's got to eat, and one month is a long ass time to go without sustenance. "Where on Earth am I going to find something to eat around here?" The doctor murmurs to himself as his tummy begins to growl insults and berate him severely. That's when he saw the neon lights and smelled the incredible aromas of what he thought were juicy steaks. Surely he's not seeing a drive-thru in the middle of space... Right?

Dr. Bloopenstein Presents Uncle Krungo's Cosmic Steakhouse!

In his latest experiment, the doctor is stepping away from the beakers and picking up the spatula. Having been so encapsulated by the delectable flavours of Uncle Krungo's Cosmic Steakhouse, he knew he had to share his newfound love with humanity.

Drive Thru

In The Coop

Mr Glarb

Uncle Krungo's Cosmic Steakhouse

Welcome

From a lab in the grid city of Ōtautahi, Dr. Bloopenstein mixes chemicals over the Bunsen burner. Fusing Hard Trance, Acid-Tech, Psychedelia, and House into an elixir of pure ecstasy.

Set to make a name for themselves, Thomas McHutchison and Tom Lush (Bass player and Lead guitarist from Christchurch band Dolphin Friendly) formed together at the beginning of 2023 keen to take a fresh approach to live music.

Pooling resources and equipment, the duo quickly started developing a taste for concocting the Bloopenstein experience. 
The duo stands at the cusp of each performance having absolutely no idea what will come out, each session is pure improvisation, meddling with the idea that music can be a flowing state of consciousness with each idea or concept inspiring the next.

Drive Thru

Dr. Bloopenstein

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