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Squidface Licker

(Written by Terry Reeves)
Terry Reeves: Vocals
Hans Albers: All instruments, Arrangement & production

From the age of 15 when I first stepped into the world of employment I was told it would be a major advantage to get a job that lasted through to the State retirement age of 65. At the time I'll admit it was not something I took at all seriously.  When you’re that age, the last thing on your mind is bloody retirement.   

However, by the time I reached my early 50’s and had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, my mind became a little more concentrated on reaching what might now  conceivably prove to be an eminently missable target.  In the interim, the UK government decided that, given the population was living considerably longer than it once had, they would incrementally be raising the retirement age, meaning that mine now became 66. 

Our dear old Nan was a dedicated Bingo player and knew that number callers used particular phrases for certain numbers, one of the best known being 66, known as  ‘Clickety Click’.  So reaching pensionable age became inextricably linked to Bingo, hence the title and subject matter of this song.   

The number one - ‘Kelly’s Eye’ - seemed a good place to start and having done some fascinating research, I worked my way through the Bingo calls, choosing the ones whose scansion worked best, until I reached the magic ‘Clickety Click'.  

As the chorus explains, there were no guarantees I’d actually get there, it was just a target.  But I did get there and this song celebrates the fact.  

The song ends with the traditional exclamation of the player who has won the game, being either ‘House!’ or ‘Bingo!’.  When I was recording the vocals, my constant and beautiful companion Marvin (it is he who is pictured in the cover art) reacted to my shouts with a loud bark, perfectly in time, so we decided to keep it in.  Marv is with me at 99% of the recordings and enjoys being involved when the opportunity presents.

As always, huge thanks to the wonderful Hans Albers for another brilliant backing track which is, as I think you’ll agree, perfect for the song.  That man is a genius.
Thanks so much for listening.   (Terry Reeves)


It all started with Ned Kelly’s eye (1)
A cup of tea (3) to stop going dry
Tom Mix (6) wearing hat, riding fast
Monkey’s cousin (12) hanging, trying to last
Key of the door (21), two little ducks (22)
Paid half a crown (26), keep up the luck
In a state (28), rise and shine (29) but alive
One dirty knee (33) to help jump and jive (35)

Sixty six not to preconceive
Sixty six, a target to achieve

Half way to laugh, more than eleven (37)
As life begins (40), time for fun (41) isn’t heaven
Up to tricks (46) towards four dozen (48)
Five-0, Five-0, it’s off to work (50) with percussion
Danny la Rue (52), a man at the door (54)
The snakes are alive (55) but don’t wriggle more
Shotts bus (56) to Scotland, check the sign
Variety of Heinz (57) to the Brighton Line (59)

Sixty six not to preconceive
Sixty six a target to achieve

A baker’s bun (61) all tickety boo (62)
Tickle me (63), almost retired (64) laughing too
Retirement age(65), it should have been fun
Clickety click (66), getting paid
Take the money and run  
Route 66, nearly there
Clickety click, the sound of my wheelchair

CLICKETY CLICK - CRIPPLE CLUB & HANS ALBERS

Hamster Baby (Bikini Kill cover)

When you are German then there will always and always be these haunting questions which you ask yourself about the holocaust : How could this happen?  Was it the result of the human kind’s deficits in humanity canalized in a horribly perfected system of murder? Could this happen again? Here in Germany or elsewhere? Was this a German phenomenon? Am I and are my sons guilty of what our ancestors did? I will have no answers to these questions here. This is just a piece of music which evolved while I was struggling with these thoughts about human deficiency and its results.

Human Deficiency

This song should not exist

lyrics:

I’ve got a gift for you, so open it up
Give it a stroke and I’ll fill your cup
Unleash the demon, and I’ll whip it out
Unzip my pants and I’ll stick it out, yeah

My dick is a miles long
That’s why I wrote this song for you, it’s for you
And when I’m creaming jeans 
It will make all your dreams come true, come true

And if you start to think you don’t give a fuck
This thing is bigger than a garbage truck
Unleash the weasel, it’ll give you a bite
You know I got the rizz, I’ll do it right

Rizztastic master of the dirty arts
When I’m done my dick will be smelling of farts
There is no reason why you wouldn’t want
My big fat dick inside your hairs cunt

If it’s not your birthday
It doesn’t really matter anyway
I got a gift so open it
That shirt you’re wearing now, I’ll be soaking it

When we put our heads together
I swear it’ll make it better
And when we become one
I’ll be glad to give you some

Choking hazard on the side
Just be careful on the ride
Smells like some old bologna
Eat it like some cannelloni, now dig it, yeah 

Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick
Big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick

I've Got A Gift For You (It's My Penis)

*A tribute piece to the iconic Winnebago!
Instrumental by Oussama Arichi
Vocals, Lyrics & Ad Copy Selection, Mix by Nadia Selvaggi
Sound effects: Pixabay

The Winnebago Route by Oussama Arichi & Nadia Selvaggi

Find happiness in the littleness

Lyrics: Autumn
vocals/guitars: Wendy
Guitars/harmony: Autumn
Synth/Bass machines/Drum machines/kit: todd
Image: selfie of the band posing next to a pretty lake with ducks

Chase happiness 			
Kindness 				
Happy kindness 			
Kind Happiness			
Hold bunnies 				

Share your blue aura 
get smile points 
wear platforms 
be tall for fun

get the side out!

My own little squad of robots 
Joy 

I’ve been holding on
Too long
To a losing dream
That I will be adored 
Right? By everyone?

I do my best
Why don’t they love me?

Said my jeans fit really good 
Say my jeans hit
I would be so much fun if I was 
Rich, and good looking
And making … KILLS
Side out

Winning IS better
Side Out
80’s headband, wavy hair

I watched every episode of 
my life 
With the Walter boys

Happy now?

Confession:
I love being on the volleyball team
But I suck
I’m worthless

there have been 
some not joy filled moments 
when I had unkind thoughts

Wendy: Guitar Lament

Chorus:
Be kind, be happy
There’s no reward
Work hard, then die
(You’ll cry)
We only want you here so we can win again

Autumn: solo 

try to be kind
try not to cry
try to be kind
If they would be kind
To me
Could I actually be
Happy?
Find happiness in the littleness

Written in the tortilla chip aisle at Costco.
Wearing ridiculously tiny shorts. Wtf is wrong with everybody?

Find happiness in the Littleness

Find happiness In The Littleness

Schnorbitz

Faze 1 slowed stoner remix (Bob Goodsite) (Meth-Mastered)

Have Much

The City

RIP Eddie Jordan.

What an absolute legend you are.

You slayed the dragon man...


https://youtu.be/R22nxVYLaBQ?si=f6703K1jBvuIrr8B
This is the 1998 Belgian GP. Absolute carnage at the start. The Jordan boys survived it and we won and got second. I remember Eddie's side on camera shot like a video. No expression. Stunned. No other human being had done this before and will ever do it again. A private team beating all the money! Pure heart! and a bit of luck ☘️ (Brawn GP doesn't count... they developed that car with Hondas money)

https://youtu.be/93QKt44OsIU?si=E_hvp81hKf89WEIE
This is the 2003 Brazilian GP. We won it again. However Ron Dennis the snake he is tried to bend the rules because of the unsual finish so, wrongly McLaren got presented the trophy... Dennis was a dick! We got the trophy next week when they read the rules on lap count back and finishing the race early because of an accident

https://youtu.be/_KLjvuNCD3U?si=ZASzEErF79FzkCtY
This was EJ's third win and in my opinion the most satisfying. This race we won on pace. This race the universe said an Irish man lead a team that built the fastest racing car in the world for that day. That's different to winning with 7 cars left and solidified EJ as man myth legend forever ♾️


After retiring as a team boss... Eddie became the best F1 pundit around. Famous for his inside knowledge he was always the one with the saucy stories haha... Add to that one of the best sense of humours you can get...

Eddie was also a fine drummer and loved his music.

 I remember reading the headline when Senna got taken on teletext... "Senna clinically dead... " I ran to my room and cried on my own thinking I shouldn't be upset about this I didn't know him... Today are my next tears for an F1 legend and I knew enough about him for this to hurt too.

You will be sorely missed Eddie

Rest in Peace you absolute incredible human

EJ 🔆

Return to zero

Music and Lyrics G.Alberto 
Photo Evgeniy Stepanets

Verse 1
The Rain fall in the garden,
A brand new start, a day to learn.
Forget all, we were us ,
and now ... we get in touch.

Chorus
There's somewhere else that we could be,
There's someone else that we can see.
There's only love to set us free.
All that we can, we can be,
All that we are, we can see.
All that leasure fall in our hands,
So -- don't --fall back again !

Verse 2
The day fall down the sea,
It's a pleasure to see this one.
No pressure, don't be sorry,
Comes a time where it's more easy.

Chorus
There's somewhere else that we could be,
There's someone else that we can see.
There's only love to set us free.
All that we can, we can be,
All that we are, we can see.
All that leasure fall in our hands,
So -- don't --fall back again !

Don't Fall Back Again

written and recorded 2010 by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone, lil' spaceman)
4-track cassette tape - trk1&2-keys and drums / trk3&4-vocals

from the unfinished and unreleased minotaur project.  this song's at the beginning as the creds roll.

the words:
three point four billion minotaurs
fighting against
three point four billion wizards
(wizards, wizards)

3 point 4 billion

A passionate heavy Alt-Rock-Blues inspired (Sacred Love)tune now turned sour as her lover decided to simply scadadel once again...Poor woman! Ouch, it hurts so bad!!! 💘 

She's caught in the tangled strands, the all too familiar chicky problem of a failed relationship, a world now suddenly crashin', and just like Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics La-La-La'd: "Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory, falling on my head like a sweet emotion", here it comes again, here it comes again, huh"...And what a brilliant most unforgettable song that was, that still is!!!⚡🔥⚡ And just like Annie, her love for him can never perish...Never-Ever & Never!!!

Her worst nightmare is seriously for r-e-a-l. He's really gone, gone, gone & nowhere to be found at all. As a result, she's now livin', but quite frankly, more like drowning in the Dark-Deep-Blue, in an ocean of tragic-sadness where she questions her sanity over & over again, and then again once more. 

Folks, this is Red Hot Flaming Fire Material so listen up & rev up that volume knob to a high 10-ster⚡🎸⚡

Dark Deep Blue | Music by Echo Garage | Music & Lyrics by REKHA a.k.a. REKHA - IYERN [Fe] | New Collab, March 2020

https://soundcloud.com/echo-garage - Sven

Dark Deep Blue - Music & Lyrics by REKHA a.k.a. REKHA - IYERN [Fe]

When I'm feeling down
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Except think of you

And when my spirits are low
I let my mind just flow
I let my mind explode
In hopes that one day you will know

Caught in the tangled strands
Caught in the Dark-Deep-Blue
And I just fall apart
Rememberin' our sacred love

Caught in the tangled strands
And I just can't get out
Where I still hold you dear
Rememberin' our sacred love

Our sacred love meant so much to me, baby
Where are you darlin' 
And how did we ever end up like this...
Oh no, no

I just want to fly away from myself
Hmm, outta my mind into a place 
I can understand, understand, understand...
Hey hey, hey
Hey hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey...yeah

Where are you baby
Where did you ever go, (so)
I still need you darlin'
I still want you, want you, want you so, oh, oh
I still love you

I still miss, miss you, miss you 
I'm not over you
Oh no
I still want you, want you, want you
I love you so, I'm not over you
Over you

Oh, wo-oh-ho

Our sacred love
It meant so much to me
Where are you darlin'
How did we ever end up, like
Our sacred love, you meant so much to me
It meant so much to me
(So) where are you darlin'
How did we ever end up-up, like
Wo-ho, uh, uh, uh, uh,uh...

Livin' in my Dark-Deep-Blue
My Dark-Deep-Blue
My Dark-Deep-Blue
I'm still so in love with you
Still so in love with you
Wow, help me outta here
I'm going crazy
For...
You, you, you....
You
Uh

Dark Deep Blue

Dark Deep Blue | Music by Echo Garage | Music & Lyrics by REKHA - IYERN [Fe] | ALT ROCK, March 2020

Sanity’s boring, truth is a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

It’s not good music. It’s honest noise. 
Unfuckable, unmarketable, undeniable.

If you get it — welcome. If not, you were never meant to...   haha, guitar go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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