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Here to display an excellence in the ability to donk, the legend and the myth, Count  Donkula, has delivered us a masterclass in mashup bizznizz!

"Hailing from deepest Bouncylvania, Count Donkula hides in plain sight among us, squeezing their flabby self into 90s teen goth attire & banging out wonky donks, scarred house, (un)happy hardcore & weird metal"

We give to you - MISSY ELLIOT MEETS COUNTDOWN

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Missy Elliott - 1 Minute Man (Count Donkula's Countdown - Kula Edit)

A musical medley of memes, tired rave samples, donks, amens and absolute bangers. Starts at 160ish and ends somewhere in the 220s in a cacophony of drums and toilet noises. I tried to visualize a gurning poop emoji covered in Vicks vaporub waving glowsticks and used that as inspiration. If you laugh, audibly groan or move your earthly vessel in a rhythmic manner at least once while listening to this I will consider that a success.

Now with 10% more airhorns and fart noises.

Credit to the people who made all of these great tracks, for without them this would just be an (extremely) extended mix of John Cage's 4'33.

TRACKLISTING:
1. @sherekahnn - donk fiction
2. @foxdye - Dude, where's my brostep?
3. Mind Flayer (@user-602927604) - Super Mind Flayer World (Nitti Gritti X Super Mario World) 
4. Rihanna, The Bloody Beetroots - 1 2 Cake Cake feat. Steve Aoki (@crizzly Remix)
5. N-Trance - Set You Free (@polo-lilli bootleg)
6. Monster, Rob IYF - Rhythm is a Dancer (@dj-iyf)
7. Drumsound & Baseline Smith - Sanctuary 93 (@drumsoundandbasslinesmith)
8. Rozalla - Everybody's Free (Original Sin Remix) (@djoriginalsin)
9. POLO LILLI feat Denham Audio, Greazus & Samurai Breaks - LMSYD (@polo-lilli @denhamaudio @greazus @samuraibreaks)
10. Vinylgroover - Time (Rob IYF & Al Storm mix)(@dj-iyf @alstorm)
11. Mandidextrous - Every Night (@mandidextroustnt)
12. Netsky, Darren Styles - Look At Me Go feat. Darren Styles (Original Mix) (@netsky @darren-styles)
13. DJ SS - Lighter (Bladerunner 2012 remix)(@bladerunner-dnb)
14. Dave Skywalker - Everybody (@daveskywalker)
15. Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - I Kiss Your Lips (@tokyoghettopussy)
16. Count Donkula - I'm Always Here (BAYDONX) (@countdonkula)
17. NP Source - Stars In Your Eyes (@future-breakz-recordings)
18. John B - Numbers (Camo & Crooked Remix) (@johnb)
19. Mandidextrous, Bish - Techno On My Mind (@mandidextroustnt)
20. Dave Skywalker - Major Rager (@daveskywalker)
21. Cascada - Everytime We Touch (Breeze & Styles Hardcore Mix)
22. Ravegenix - Like Before (@ravegenix)
23. Earthworm Jim & Spongebob Squarewave - Somebody (@offmenutrecords)
24. The Prototypes - Electric (@theprototypes)
25. Foxsky - Puppy Parade (@foxsky)
26. Foxsky - PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME (@foxsky) 
27. Monster, Al Storm & Rob IYF - Get Down (Extended Mix)(@dj-iyf @alstorm)
28. Dune - I Can't Stop Raving (M-Project & Signal Mix)(@m-project_suzumoto) 
29. ABBA - The Winner Takes It All (Rawframez Bootleg) (@rawframezdj)
30. Spice Girls - Wannabe (Ender Bootleg) (@ender_music)
31. @foxdye - ADD Rave Massif

Bangers & Mashups

Thundertone Presents: This Is Future Donk 3

Thundertone Digital 2023

Jean Bloc - Bass To The Face

Another day, another alias (not to mention another Eurovision remix)

Free 320 at hypeddit  https://hypeddit.com/8m3zc2
All formats at bandcamp https://bouncylvania.bandcamp.com/track/tattoo

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Count Donkula presents Numerous Bees - Tattoo

The work of an underground DONK criminal wanted for mass bpm violations.

@user-217904983

Productions by DJ LIVELEAK
Remixes by DJ SOUTHERN RAIL, VELES THE MENACE & EONE.
Artwork by JASPER GOLDING.
Mastered by GLUME.

DARK WEB DONKERS

DJ LIVELEAK - SCOTCHEGG.MP3

Produced by A_K Trancecore
Original by Kate Bush
Mastered by Glume

RUNNING UP THAT HILL EP

A_K TRANCECORE - Runn1ng Up Th4t H1ll (Part 3)

A_K TRANCECORE - Runn1ng Up Th4t H1ll (Part 2)

☆ CHAOS PRINCESS. @chaos_princess

Chaos Princess is hyperactive genre bending rave artist whos music combines nostalgic euphoric melodies with hard drums and bass, its a unique kind of feminine chaos.

This mix first aired on Dublin South 93.9FM on Tuesday 17th October 2023.

CHAOS PRINCESS. [ Producer Live Set ]

DESIRE 160 X Games Over

Disassembled Calm was born on a night when thoughts were too quiet to ignore.
I wanted to hear what calm sounds like when you take it apart.
Layer by layer, until only fragile tones remain.

Each sound felt like a fragment of stillness trying to remember what it used to be.
Between rhythm and silence, something mechanical breathes, uncertain but sincere.

Maybe that’s the moment when stillness becomes alive,
and the quiet starts speaking in its own language.

If this piece resonates with you, a like or comment truly helps me keep exploring these sounds and stories. Thank you for listening.

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/6pUTStCSwCUyQGkhTXuwjJ?si=fcf261a8a611425b
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/de/album/disassembled-calm/1846835057?i=1846835058
YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lCfQ3EHso6I&si=2AXmxeLDjJTb26i1

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The room breathes slow 
Shapes move in sequence 
Something remains 
Between the frames

Voices drift apart 
Still they move through glass 
I stand inside the pause and listen

Time folds in layers 
Nothing breaks, nothing ends, Just motion 

Voices drift apart 
Still they move through glass 
I stand inside the pause and listen

Disassembled Calm

Falling Into Stars

Dedicated to striving for excellence
Call the ☎️ Donkline ☎️ at 0800 144 8463

A_K TRANCECORE - Runn1ng Up Th4t H1ll (Part 3)

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