hi this is very old over a year old i had plans with this beat and stuff but oh well that will not happen

lyrics cuz they were asked for 

i just pulled up to the club and im looking for scene sluts!
i just had to leave the club cuz theres no scene sluts!
theres no scene sluts so im really fucking mad >:(
i just beat the fuck out of ur autistic dad!!!
now im moving over to ur obese mom
i just fucked the shit out of ur obese mom!
how the fuck do u have an obese mom???
i just blew her up cuz i thought she was a bomb!!!

idgaf cuz im in the club!
idgaf cuz im turning up!!
i just lied about everything cuz im not in the club!
i was actually banned from clubs in 2009!
they call me graves the way i shoot up clubs in 2009!!!
but im not a neo nazi or a pedophile!!!
im just an ordinary guy tryna get by life!!
i dont wanna go to prison.. for life!!!!

i did not commit those crimes in 2009.
i wasnt even alive in fucking 2009.
im only 3 years old i was born in 2020.
i started the pandemic back in 2020.
im playing dungeons and dragons the way i rolled a 20!
im not a nerd tho.. im only 3!
im only 3 years old so i cant be a nerd!!
my response to these accusations are.. they are quite absurd!!

im not a nerd tho im such a cool guy!
i wear my hat backwards cuz im a cool guy!!
i live in a freezer cuz im a cool guy!!
my body temperatures 0 cuz im a cool guy!
all of my friends tell me that im a cool guy!!!!
i sit in my room all day cuz im a cool guy!!
i never leave the house cuz im a cool guy!!!!
i watch my little pony cuz im a COOL GUY!!!!!!!

i just think its funny how ur not a cool guy..
if u watched more ponies u could be a cooler guy...
i love ponies so much cuz im a cool guy..

No more mr cool guy. lets talk about ponies now

im in the pony club eating frozen pony bologna!!
im with the zombie ponies in the zombie pony party!!!
im in the zombie pony party with um. pinkie pie!!!!
i think that she just told u that its time to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im the 37th cool guy

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In my free time, I make karaokes for YouTube and VRChat (mainly for Furcade). I mainly only edit English and Hungarian hidden, secret gems. Sometimes I do songs by more popular people, but I'm primarily looking for songs by unknown artists. During my research, I discovered a lot of wonderful songs. Soundcloud is one of those places where I've found some really exciting relics. In addition, I make playlists that I put together in a bunch and upload to YouTube. The title and artist of each song are subtitled in the video and appear as chapters.

im the 37th cool guy

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