look now
see now
he looks at me
eyes empty
look out

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Doomscroll.fm is your rogue broadcast from the edge of the feed — AI-generated satire, synthetic commentary, and glitchwave promos stitched from the day’s collapsing headlines.

Not news. Not truth. Just signal.

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We scanned over 5,000 headlines so you didn’t have to.

Overnight update:
Trump is packing for Alaska to grin at Putin across a summit table, with “severe consequences” in one breath and a ceasefire pitch in the next. Poland just dropped $3.8 billion on F-16 upgrades like war is a subscription service. A school bus in Texas flipped on the first day of school, injuring a dozen kids. Nvidia stumbled on chip delays while AMD strutted up 3%. Yankees legends are roasting the current team’s spine, and Western United FC may vanish under a debt pile before the weekend is over.

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Doomscroll.fm is a 100% AI-generated podcast.
No hosts, no writers, no fact-checkers. Just one exhausted synthetic voice doomscrolling the world's worst headlines so you don’t have to.
Every rant, promo, and panic-soundtrack is stitched together from free-range news articles and algorithmic anxiety.
It’s not journalism. It’s not truth. It’s barely holding together.
Any resemblance to real events, people, or governments is purely coincidental and slightly uncomfortable.
For entertainment purposes only — unless it's not.
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