[Verse 1]
Yo, Jesse logs in, we see his name,
But before the match loads, he’s already gone again.
“BRB guys, just one quick call…”
Fifteen minutes later, he’s nowhere at all.

He swears they’re just “friends,” bro, don’t be blind —
Two girl emojis pop up every time.
We send him invites, but we know the truth —
He’s in the Discord VC actin’ like a goof.

[Chorus]
🎶 Jesse’s always on call, never gaming with the crew,
Talking to his harem like he’s got no clue.
He says he’s not dating, but man we all know —
He’s gooning and giggling while we’re playing solo. 🎶

[Verse 2]
We’re fighting bosses, running squads in the raid,
But Jesse’s too busy hearing “how was your day?”
We drop loot, we’re screaming, we win the round —
He’s muted, cameras on, not making a sound.

Bro’s got romance arcs in 4K view,
We just want him back to carry us through.
But nah, he’s laughing, locked in VC,
Best friend to both like a rom-com scene.

[Chorus]
🎶 Jesse’s always on call, never gaming with the crew,
Talking to his harem like he’s got no clue.
He says he’s not dating, but man we all know —
He’s gooning and giggling while we’re playing solo. 🎶

[Bridge]
One day he’ll come back, controller in hand,
But ‘til then we queue, we still understand —
Love’s got him hostage, he’s lost in the chat,
But when we roast him, he can’t deny that!

[Final Chorus]
🎶 Jesse’s always on call, never gaming with the crew,
Talking to his harem like he’s got no clue.
He says he’s not dating, but man we all know —
He’s gooning and giggling while we’re playing solo. 🎶

jesse is always on call

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