Born near a log cabin.
Never has riboflavin.
Been caught peeling once, when I was 30.


I write and play music, usually at the same time.

Melodic soundscapes, psychedelic rock guitar rave-ups, and acoustic folk rock songs popular on other planets. The "Ed Wood" of low-fi indy music.

A lifetime worth of songs, appearing here slowly. www.scatteredbutcomplete.com

Solo project of Dan Epstein, formerly of The Jupiter Affect, Lava Sutra, The Fancy Trolls, Voodoo Sex Party and other tuneful assaults.

Fine purveyors of quality pop music since before you were born.  We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.  

The Corinthian Columns is following