what i hear when im literally just making a sandwich in the kitchen

A full collection of all of the canon J5 songs, including the updated IDENTITY CRISIS.

All songs by J5.
Thumbnail by me.

J5's DELTARUNE Chapters 3-5

DELTARUNE Chapter 2 (Original Game Soundtrack)

Faint Glow

>>Right after the encounter with the Shadowmen, V walks into the scene with all three henchmen behind him
V: * Kay, what's this ruckus all about?
SM: * IT'S INTRUDERS BAUSS!! INTRUDERS-
V: * I GOT IT. SHUT UP.

>>Awkward silence, followed up by 'I Am V' being played.
V: * Alright, who do you two seem to be?
S: * I was also wondering who you are, y'know?
V: * I suppose it's best to introduce myself then!~
     * My name is V, and I run things here,
     * I make sure everything and anything is in order around here!
     * Nothing ever goes rogue on my watch.
S: * That's nice.
    * I'm Susie, this is Kris. We're Lightners. We gotta go-
V:  * Oh? Lightners?! I thought you guys went extinct a millenia ago!
S: * ...what?
V: * chicken butt
    * You two better behave properly or I'll make sure the higher ups hear about your shenanigans!
    * You better not go do... Lightner things.
S: * Uh huh. We surely won't do that.
V: * Are you SURE about that?
    * Our "Work in Progress" security system can detect whenever Lightners start trouble.
SM: * Sir, it hasn't even started developme-
V: * I. AM. WORKING. ON. IT.

>>More awkward silence with V staring furiously at the Shadowman
S: * That's.. neat?
    * Welp, can we go now?
V: * Not yet, little fellas! I have to make sure you are all familiar with our beautiful landscape!
    * Follow me! You have much to see!
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Plays during most scenes where V is present.

V is a recurring antagonist throughout Chapter 3, and is based on a TV remote. Claims to be the 'boss' of this Dark World, yet is only the right hand man of a bigger, more powerful enemy. He is very strict when it comes to reinforcing rules, and isn't above snakey tactics to get his way.

New thumbnail by @duszandzoker
Thank you so much metal buddy!

I Am V

thumbnail by BuffTerraBlade
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Dess: A CITY???
Dess: How did they fit an entire CITY in here??
Dess: Oh, sure, no funds to continue with the choir class, but an entire PRIVATE CITY in the SUPPLY CLO-
???: Ah! Hello! Welcome!
(Dess startles.)
???: Oh, you'll have to excuse me. I didn't mean to startle you like that.
Dess: Who ... are you?
???: My name is Archer. You're Dess, and that's Asriel, right?
Dess: ... Alright, weirdo, why do you know our names?
Archer: Ah, well, there's a story around here. A prophecy.
Archer: One that I'm meant to deliver to you.
Archer: Please, both of you, listen to what I have to say...
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Track by Hodgepodge
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Discord: discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC
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Note: We're going a bit out of order, now. Chronologically, this track should play AFTER The Legend, but we want to do something larger for that. Most likely a video, or mockup of the cutscene with the prophecy.

Archers design will be revealed sometime soon, but I do not have a fitting image for them right now. But, they are the Ralsei replacement.

Empty City

* What?
* The hell..?!
* Why am I sleeping on a pile of GARBAGE?!
* KRIS! If this is a joke, it's not funny!

Streets

Green Room

* H-HEY!!
* KRIS!!!
* PRESS [Z] TO PUT OUT THAT FIRE, DUMBASS!!

Kitchen Nightmare

mike_laugh

miniboss track for chapter 3.
file name implies its a wip?

Shower Hour

Intro based on work from @bruhassass, @overkill-the-sequel, @z_65, and therealmaz.

This is the "TAKE MY СДЕЛКА" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Other Puppet".
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<​TealKRISSpy> ...theY'll ALL kNOw MY nAME !!!!!!! nOw !!!!!
* You face the RED HERRING head on.
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thumbnail by: @zootyplex
song by: @buttinforlmer-undecore
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by https://the-other-puppet.tumblr.com/ / songs by @notrealdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by https://soundcloud.com/imeanttoputcherri, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by uhhh i dont remember

The SAME sSammE sssSaEEMMEsSe maaSAAmmmm SaEEME msAmMe SaAMe sAme same aasmmasseEMmE SSsSMAAeaaaa Same SMEEA sAA SSSS aaSsMe ssMMame sSae Saee asMMMssm SAe SSAe SAAem mmSmSame Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine theres the same amount of aus here than last time because they still haven't happened yet)
The Same Same Other Puppet by me
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and Room Mojang

KNOW MY ᚅᚐᚋᚓ - [Deltarune; The Same Same Other Puppet]

Dance of the Nutty Crook (Take)

* A maelstrom of envy.
finally uploaded again, this time cooked up a nefarious evil beat for this cool secret boss i saw on twitter
risk created by hogluss: twitter.com/HoglinSTOMP

SELFISH CONSCIENCE

au i thought up of a while ago where the secret bosses would swap places, so spamton in chapter 1 and jevil in chapter 2. didn't really make any lore, just some tracks.

this would play after the scrapton neo boss fight, and scrappy's shop theme.
(scrapton is spamton and scrappy is his hand puppet)

The Aftershow - Deltarune Boss Swap

art by @romstred

composed(?) by @cianeatsgrass

ANY / Little Chaos Laugh SFX

* Ohh...
* Darling you finally came!
* After what BAaTHer told me, I was just getting our little series started!
* "Neo never loses" is such a fire title, but...
* Our little MEGALOLIBBY (or should I say... MEGALOCHUBBY heh...) has been spreading a lot of propaganda...
* And we must make haste now!
* Oh... And let's don't forget something crucial.

( art by my goat @power_of_neo )

048 - NEOTECH Agency [Mixmatched Tuppers]

SS: What did you do to them.
CARREAUXLS: I... I was juste- juste f-followinge orders, my-
SS: Shut the HELL UP!
SS: You brought us here for your own benefit, condemning us to certain death!
CARREAUXLS: But ye Queen... I was juste tryinge to-
SS: Uh-huh... I see.
SS: You just want the big mama to pat you on the head and say “gOoD bOy”, but that's CRAP. 
SS: She doesn't give a fuck about you. 
CARREAUXLS: That's.. That's not truth... You're-
SS: You're just one of her lackeys that she'll send to die for her first wish.
SS: Carr.
SS: I've HAD IT with your shit.
SS: Bite the dust, asshole.

Song by @geefel

Deadly Dread

AUDIO DRONE - Deltarune

Owner of Deltarune - Twilight Reverie and Another Deltarune Take
Pfp by @lexxiemoww

Kitchen Nightmare

DIRECT-TO-DARKNESS

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