art by @saintgremlin
the sixth installment of the trash series. def went for some different sounds and things for this one. enjoy

released November 12, 2023

TRASH VOL VI

SKEEYEE

Pool Song - Lea Porcelain (Mandra Remix) [Snippet]

Mandra - YWM [Snippet]

🛋️✨ A theatrical meltdown disguised as a therapy session! Follow Me as I try to explain my very normal morning.... until the appliances start talking back. 🍞☕💥 This whimsical musical number is packed with drama, sass, and one unforgettable demand: RINSE. THE. FUCKIN. SPOON. 🎭🥄

Those who know me will understand this song.

If you survived this session and want more emotional caffeine, Therapy continues here: https://soundcloud.com/krazy-krissie/therapy-with-krissie-coffee-first-sanity-later

☕😵 The breakdowns get messier, the appliances get louder, and the spoon’s still not over it.

#Unhinged #ComedyCabaret #KitchenOpera #KrissieChaos #ToasterTrauma

****Lyrics****

Well, Doctor, you see...

I stepped from the shower with peace in my soul,
Towel wrapped, hair damp, on a breakfast patrol.
Tiptoed downstairs through the morning light,
All I wanted was toast, not a fight.

The kettle said,
Oh look who decides to EXIST. Mid-morning. Again.
Hope your soggy sourdough’s worth the delay, Your Highness.

I laughed it off, tried to stay kind,
Reached for the bread, tried to clear my mind.

Then the toaster said,
Not this gluten-free nonsense again.
Do you hate me?? Is that it??

I backed away, my hands in the air,
No drama, I said, we’re just making breakfast.
I pivoted smoothly to cereal instead.

But the dishwasher said,
The dishwasher said,
Wow. Left the spoon on the counter AGAIN.
Do I look like your emotional support appliance?
Rinse the spoon.
RINSE.
THE.
FUCKIN.
SPOON.

...It was one spoon, I muttered.

Then the kettle hissed,
You never WAIT for me to finish boiling!

I didn’t know you had a schedule, I replied.

Next, the toaster snapped,
Stop forcing me to eat your health journey!

It was ONE gluten-free crumpet!! I snapped back.

From the drawer, the whisk screamed,
I’M FROTHING MY FEELINGS!!!

I don’t even know what that means... I whispered.

The fridge muttered darkly,
You left me open for four seconds. I noticed.

I WAS GETTING JAM!!! I shouted, losing my grip.

Then the microwave whispered,
I long for death.

...You heated soup yesterday, I said, completely baffled.

Behind me, the blender howled,
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MY SETTING NAMES!!!

I AM NOT THE VILLAIN IN THIS STORY!!!
I WAILED!!!

Therapy with Krissie #1 🍞😩 I Just Wanted Toast 😩🍞

DADA

UP! | lucid dream mix

A soul-funk opera for the age of algorithms – a tribute to soul music, to stage, to groove. An A.I. supported live album created with the energy of a real band, and the swagger of a real show. Written with love for funk, performed with digital blood. 

UP | live

FUNKY ZILLIONAIRE | live

Meditation Vibration

Black Light

Just For Tonight

Fall Silent

Hey there. DREAM RECORDER is where I give sound to my ideas – a sonic lab driven by music, imagination & the magic of AI. 

__________________________________


I’m not the typical musician.
By day, I build brand identities and prototype futures. By night, I record soundscapes – powered by A.I., fueled by emotion.
These tracks aren’t polished productions. They’re sonic prototypes. Experiments in feeling, form, and future potential.
I don’t pretend to be a great singer or virtuoso.
But I believe in the beauty of turning ideas into something you can move to. And yes – A.I. helps bring these thoughts to life.

My music is a love letter to the imagination.
To the belief that a demo can carry real soul.
To the spirit that music always needs – and to the deep respect I have for anyone who makes music, no matter how, what or why.
This is just the beginning: they’re synthesized souls, for now.
But maybe, one day, these dreams will become real.
Never stop believing ! And always: Groove on ! ! !

Michael,
DREAM RECORDER

UP! | lucid dream mix

dreamrecorder

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