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I have a drive for music that i would like to share with the world with an outer space feel. I'm a cool guy once you listen and get to know me
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Are your Nipples curvaceous enough for my amazing abs?
And now for something completely different.

To only the best women out there,

I'm a down to earth kinda man, who likes nothing more than hiking with the right woman, and socialising with my good mate, Brad Pitt, who admires my funny qualities.

None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my optimistic personality, closly followed by my smashing abs. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my abs and my nipples, I can afford to be.

I work as a musician, helping broke ass n*ggas. This allows me to exercise my skills: wielding weapons and bravery. One day, I was just about to stop work when Brad Pitt appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "Lil Chromosome, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Brad Pitt and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser person would get a big head.

My life goals include:
Meet Eric Idle
Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
Become the best musician I can be
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be caring and sweet. You won't be afraid to an*l and will have a healthy respect for women.

My ideal date would involve making music in Scotland with a T H I C C woman by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your curvaceous Nipples, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.

Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

If you're worthy, get in touch!

J Banks

24year old rapper with so many different voices you would think im a group. tune in!

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