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Two children (four-year-old and near three year old) give their interpretation of the classic hit "Oops!...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears

fucking nailed it!

big respect to Augustus Pablo!  the 3 year old singing on this track now loves and constantly tries to play the melodica

Should I Complain? (Demo)

A scathing critique of credulous and callous people

Intro/Bridge Chords – A aug(no 3) – A5 – C – A5 - Bm 
Say thank you, please can I put my shoes on
Pretty, Pretty, Pretty
Scared of the mike
Yeah yeah yeah!

Chords – Dm, F6, C, Am
I love you, my unicorn
I love you, my unicorn
I love you, my unicorn
I love you, my unicorn

I do my hair, cause I care, like a fun bun
It’s burning brand new day, get (intentional mumbling 😊)
Get that pony, get them out.  Get it out on the town
I’m gonna brush my teeth (Henry – “I see you kids”)

Pre Chorus chords Dm, C, G -
(Maja)
My hair in bun fun, yeah it’s a bun, yeah I got my girls (Henry “Yeah”)
Me and my friends are going to hit the pony fun, (Henry “I said fit boy”)
I got my thrills 
 
Chorus
I love you, my unicorn
I love you, my unicorn
No point, getting a uniform
Let it out, get me out on the uber lawn

Second Verse
Take me out for the night, we be flying until light
Brush our teeth and comb the mane. Cocktail canter to insane 
We won’t get impaled on that little pointy thing,
Glitter bombs, spin around the evidence, (Maja “I don’t know what it’s going to be”) 

Pre Chorus Chords Dm, C, G
With this circumstance, you get a second chance
Join the dots, it’s all there, made aware of your shallow dare (Maja “just”, “meow meow”)
Get the pony out and get out all over town,
Look at my hair, it’s all fun bun it’s done!

Chorus

Bridge - Chords – A aug(no 3) – A5 – C – A5 - Bm
I know you have had a tiring night,
But it’s the last song, lets sing along with the whole crowd

Chorus
Outro by Henry
Think shake boy
I said thinkshake boy
I said thinkshake boy
I said milkshake boy

I Love You Unicorn (AUS Eurovision Entry 2023)

Subject matter: an observation of terrible people who intentionally evade the point/purpose

First Verse Chords AM - Am11 - D7 - F#/D
They had a crash – pad in the sun
Bay walkers, ice cream, tinder fun
He had a thought, but the thought went too long
As the dolphins – coming up next to you 

The coast is clear, light beer as we walk and chew
The gum, home stretch well  loving the view

It's a girl's game, don’t complain
It’s boys game, don’t complain
It’s same same, don’t complain
As walking c oming up next to you
Coming up right on  through(F-G-Am-F-G-E-E7)

Chorus Am-B-C-D-G-E
Give it up, to the top, when the murders right-
Cut the crop, light it up as it's gonna burn
Down down down down 
Til I hit the ground ground ground ground
Just dance around 
Just dance around
Just dance around what you want
Just dance around

Second Verse
The mascots name, equates to pain
As parents lined up to complain
Heading down town, lights ablaze
Kicking beer cans - it’s all the same

It's a girl's game, don’t complain
It’s boys game, don’t complain
It’s the game, 


Chorus
Give it up, to the top, when the murders right-
Cut the crop, light it up as it's gonna burn
Down down down down 
Til I hit the ground ground ground ground
Just dance around (connect)
Just dance around
Just dance around what you want
Just dance around

Dancing Moves (Demo)

Come on FIFA, let them wear the One Love Armband!

I Love You Rainbow

Use Your Monkey Strength (DEMO, I guess?)

Let it go!

Get it done over a weekend.   From first idea to final product.  That's not why they sux's, but it doesn't help. 

Use Your Monkey Strength (DEMO, I guess?)

The Children Are Grumpy