Second album from Portland Oregon based noise rap guy Dr S:LIMMER

Frozen Empire

At the party with Alan resnick, drinking all your shampoo 
Taking res hits out a piece of bamboos 

On the toilet trying to move this log quick then have a Fentanyl treat
I lived with Dog Dick back on Bentalou street

Don’t test my crew cause We got Gendarmes
It’s Dr. Slimer officially sponsored by Ciat Lonbarde 

At the discord rap battle laughing at these men who oppose me
Just a buncha white boys typing 🥷 emojis
I’m not offended but blow me

Asking how I been yeah I been alright 
My life a movie Robin Hood men in tights 
Track confusing like a puzzle box yeah I’m a cenobite


My slang might be dated but I’m growing top chronic
irony more layers than a photoshop project

Penis pussy fucking yeah I know all my sex words
From Baltimore to Portland to the upstate NY exurbs 

3 card Monty where’d the ball go
Kick it like Ronaldo 
Roll up on a house like Viggo for Hidalgo
Dr zhivago
Chicago

Pollinating Lima beans spiders make it like a minefield 
Ima ima ima bee, call me Jerry Seinfield

Subway Jersey Mikes Jimmie John’s and Blimpie
Beard hairs on my sandwhich macoscopic lens: Ren and Stimpy

She Got the damn skeet out my man meat like canned heat

Notes App Slop Drop

Free, free  free, free Gaza
Free, free, free, Gaza
Free, free, free Gaza
Yeah you know the score I confess it
I put the bomb on the floor of the Knesset
Free,  Free, Free

A child stares at the rubble where her entire hood died
Draft Kings odds in trouble regarding who’s the fucking good guys
I’m bettin’ not you, Netanyahu 
What if someone heckin’ shot you?
In a video game (nah, for real, you’re shitty and lame)
Yeah it’s your last days, hope someone’s got a plot for killing ya
If there’s gotta be mass graves, than yo ass oughta be the one to fill it up 
Turn your hood to glass, see how you fuckin like it ho 
Pancake your ass like a truck against a bicycle
I might be slow, but it don’t seem complicated, they bombin hospital patients, it’s simple why they fighting bro
What you think they’ll tear them walls down if we all politely go and write them notes?
With all due respect, how ‘bout you fuckin bite me hoe?
No one supports you clowns, we all united bro
Red, black, yellow, brown, even all the Wipipo
Hope you test drive a Tesla and it send you up in a lake
I’m a give you a present like Kendrick done give to Drake AAAHH

WOP! WOP! WOP! WOP! Slimer fuck ‘em up
They not like us
They not like us

You got little fucking kids with liver disease
From poison in the water makes me shiver to see
I hope they launch every arrow in the quiver at thee
Liberation from river to sea
They put ‘em all in camps and purge them up their rights
Then rain hell from above, while sipping bourbon on clear nights
Laughing while mommas is singing dirges for their tikes 
Because there’s no such thing as a surgical airstrike
Dumb motherfuckers 
Sending tanks in without infantry
IDF so smart like NPCs, yeah
Now there’s an empty spot up in a krav maga dojo
Thanks to Arab Solid Snake strapped up with a GoPro 
My favorite films of all time - up there with Kurosawa 
Are where fighters poppin’ out of tunnels and mercin’ Merkavas
I hope I see a new one every day, Inshallah 
And laugh when I see how they spin it in hasbara
Call 50 thousand close friends and get to the plaza
This shit needs to stop today, Free Gaza!

Genocide in Rafah, this shit dastardly
Ongoing Nakba, look to the past and see
It’s been 76 years of catastrophe
Developed technological mastery
To make weapons that’ll stop your diastole
Fucking nasty freaks think they Master Chief
No solace from the pastor, he
Hopin’ Armageddon comin’ faster G
1948, 80 percent forced from their homes
A dozen reported rapes, and that’s just what is known 
Villages burned to the ground and thousands fucking slaughtered
Pillagers taking what found, leaving moms without they daughters 
Then they chopped up them borders like a DJ Screw track
Takin’ land by dimes and quarters ‘til that shit blew back 
First Intifada I was too young to remember 
The second one popped off in the month of September 
2000, you rousin’ the call? Never fuckin’ surrender!
When I see that blue and white I swipe left on Tinder 
Take back the block, burn down them towers kids
Fighting tanks with rocks, we know who the cowards is
Teenage captain is busy, starin’ at Drizzy’s glizzy, they seem to be dizzy
I’d love to see ‘em square up without a BMG .50

76 Years of Catastrophe

I’m riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where them hoes at?
Riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where them hoes at?

Yeah I smoked DMT became a primal mantis being
Snuff film fetish, that’s my Final Fantasy
Riding chocobos through the Poconos
Smokin' hoes at Chuck E. Cheese who don’t even know where the token goes
Leaving ‘em with a broken nose 
Stacking cash is Child’s Play, I’m making Chucky cheese
Mothafucky please, these mommies got double Ds
and the way that ass bounce you’d think they got rubber knees
and if the kids saw what they’d all panic and vomit
They better keep on watching all them animatronics
and I got more cheese than that man who’s wit Gromit
Car broke down, stranded at the Sonic once again 
Throw another back a little tonic with the gin
Back from the toilet - little vomit on the chin
Felt a little bit groggy, yeah it’s post nap
Fiddle with them knobs making all ya toes tap
Rub my little lamp cause my soul’s trapped
Never ever hang it up, but if I did that’s the GOAT rack 
Hats subdivide the beat I called it ghost trap 
Bouncing off the walls like a dosed cat
Sounds like woodpecker in a dryer - Homie post that 

I’m riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where them hoes at?
Riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where the hoes at?

I got a lotta nicknames but Slimer’s most apt
There’s a gross gap
between me and you, it’s not subtle
I'm like Beetlejuice blowing a snot bubble
While y'all nasty freaks be blastin' seed in chastity 
I got hucksters on my teat on they phones trying to scold me
Mustard on the beat with the homemade aioli
Ate a whole pasta bowl, feeling Godly, skull in my hand
My flow is impossible - call me Rodney Mullen man
My ass is lily white, could never be yer token black
Pass me the proton pack you know that I be smokin' that
Rolled it sloppy and it broke in half
I’m chokin' hash in my lungs 
Sprinkle in some kief just a dash and we’re done
Take another blast 
You feel my wrath on you son
Homie pass me the guns
When you see me coming it’s 100 meter dash better run
and I’m jizzin' in your Good Burger
Ass never even visited the hood, murder-
Murdered on the track, your girl Squirtle on my lap
Motherfucker smell like gerbil in his crack
Bitch bitch I’m hard as hell like a turtle in the back
Rhymes so weak you couldn’t lift up my barbell
Tiny creep I’m a doctor IRL

I’m riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where them hoes at?
Riding fixed gear chief with a toe strap
I’m in 6 beers deep where the hoes at?

Primal Mantis Bean

Call me D R Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer

D.R. Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer

Yeah I’m poppin' Grimers with the pokeball, I smoke it all
I done committed to the bit, but y’all don’t get the joke at all
Hurt my back, I gotta soak it long
Yeah that’s the protocol 
Notes App speech to text - that’s how wrote this song 
Money clip thick like the Bible sonny, wigs split on arrival
Funny kicks to the head like Hong Kong Phooey would do
Acting all nonchalant like Louis Theroux 
Beer drinking, crumbs in my beard, thinking about my Weird Weekend
Tear peeking out the corner of my eye
Thoughts off soaring in the sky
When my reverie was interrupted by the boringest of guys
Back from the dead like a flask that’s red for Torrent when he dies 
What, you think I don’t recognize how sexy wives are weaponized?
Mechanized Tetris guys with second lives flexing knives
Can’t cut the mustard, all bluster, they plans jeopardized
I ate the rest of my breakfast, chives 
in the omelette, ah shit, I reckon wise
men, 9 of ten, chime in, when it’s wreckin’ time
But not me, I’m playin' Tekken 9
Emails? I’m checkin' mine
Females - who’s next in line?

D R Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer

D R Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer
Uh

I’m in the honeymoon suite, looks like it’s furnished by Cupid
Damn my life a movie, but it’s Earnest Scared Stupid
Wrist deep in the box, yeah that’s Gom Jabbar action
Juke ‘em out they socks like I’m Lamar Jackson
It’s Mister Steal-Ya-Bussy, I’m stalking your himbo
and I got more bars than on Baltimore windows, yeah
I’m slurpin' up that creepy slop, I’m servin' goblin pablum 
Watchin’ blondes on blondes like a Bob Dyl- album
Make ya toes tap, twerk ya low back, so gritty
And that’s no cap but a throw back O’s fitted
Ooh baby I like it raw, like it’s gored gored
How l 'bout you shut yr big maw and then peep the fuckin scoreboard?
I’ve got a couple Ashkenazis in my fuckin'  Maserati
Every night tucked in by hotties
With any luck I’m noshing nonnies  
Suckin’ on her twat, G, while her girl untuck her cocky
Got a problem with that shit then buck buck goes the shottie  
You won’t even see it coming when I’m attacking you blood
Making air holes like I’m catching a bug
Assaulting precinct 13 we be torchin' thugs in blue
Do they owe us a living team? Of course they fucking do!
I put the barrel to these pigs, blow them commoners
Wigs, yo the trauma yer 
wizened ole mom incurred
made her throat feel tighter than my sphygmomanometer 
There is no barometer 
That could handle pressures higher than the lips of a big fucking dinosaur
I live for the drama ho

D R Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer

D R Slimer, no joke, that’s the callsign 
And y’all I’m the greatest GOAT of all time 
Bitches all delusional, you think you larvae toppin’ Slimer?
My life is a movie ho - Barbie Oppenheimer

Callsign

Visited the tomb of my brothers - first thing I see is Eldritch horror
Womb of our mother Earth infested with a pelvis borer
Doomed star-crossed lovers cursed by the lips of zealous warlords
Who foretell a hellish gory scene now let me tell the story 

Aeons ago in a far off forgotten land
A dark lord dwelled and conceived his rotten plan
Peons show reverence, tithing crops and grams
Of precious metals and stones which dot the land, see
The veil grow thin like cotton candy

From deep within the very fucking bowels of the earth
Feel the agony from hundreds of thousands of births
‘til you’re lying in the backseat just a mound in a Hearst 
The boundaries are cursed 
Who found this world first?

Great warriors fallen, killing blows into sternums
Valkyries callin', villages still burnin’ 
But Godhead’s not dead in the littlest vermin
Life goes on back to milling and churning

Gather roots and berries for the seers they get high on them
Sacrificing virgins out of fear of leviathans 
Generations of failed attempts but we gonna try again 
Sad alone scared and limp by a hero’s grave crying when
The sound of violins erupts from the sky again
Ancient rituals fracture the silence within violence 

Immortal souls trapped within enormous stone cairns
Gunpowder loaded into primitive rifles
Festering towers where dusty tomes bared
Wisdom encoded in layers of ciphers
Flesh devoured and only bones spared
Fission explosions, mind flayers, and vipers
Larger than the fortress where the divine rune dwells
A powerful sorceress rings finely hewn bells
Casts a few spells and conceives of new hells
Rewarding the torturers as paradoxical truth gels
Freedom a reflection of play within play
March out to meet ‘em the direction of the day today’s to slay
Would be kings and and bastard heirs who couldn’t fucking stay away
Banished to the hinterlands where we all prayed they stay 
But now there banners at the entrance and they marchin' on the gate

Eldritch Horror

I used to hustle up in Hudson had an apartment with some Bard kids
Sold root beer I made myself across the street from the farmers market

At Twig and Carly’s wedding a bottle exploded in the alley
Ppm of CO2 got to high to tally

Same alley where Friends Forever played and made mind soup
Took acid for the first time and got stuck in a time loop

Loop time a in stuck got and time first the for acid took I when

Look Who’s Talking Now, yeah I’m Kirstie Alley
Freestylin' on the mountain telling my kid not to dilly dally 

Juice dripping down our mouths picking berries black like Halley
Those invasive Himalayan kind that grow from here to Cali

Used to hustle up in Hudson had an apartment with some Bard kids
Sold root beer I made myself across the street from the farmers market

At Twig and Carly’s wedding a bottle exploded in the alley
Ppm of CO2 got to high to tally

Same alley where Friends Forever played and made mind soup
Took acid for the first time and got stuck in a time loop

Dank Bank Halloween party Twig dressed up like the Scarecrow
Burlap sack covers his face wooden tube that’s long and narrow

Blowing yopo up your nose until your vision narrows
Might merge with the Godhead or be plunged into terror

I remember when James did it - cried himself to sleep in a wheelbarrow

Picking Laughing Gyms outta front lawns got me on some other shit, I feel empowered and clowney
Ate so many that I saw God in a corn field out rural Howard County
You cowards is pouting in ivory towers while I scour mountains
Drive all the way up to Niagara Falls on a whim, just to glower at Mounties 

Act like you got Slimer figured out, but the fact is you don’t know a damn thing about me
Yeah I be squeezing them triggers now
and all of them boys are all softer than Downy
Back in the day I would shower in fountains
Brushing my teeth with a flower I found kid
It’s powerfully sour, but that shit works so much better than powder
I picked a ton from the meadow over by the base of the water tower 

Drinking that Natty Boh 40 that’s gut rot
Picking shrooms outta horse shit, almost got my ass lit up with the buck shot
Nails 9 inch long popped the tire in my truck, locked me in a Downward Spiral like a limp duck cock yah

Stopped at Wawa for some Lays chips and gasoline buying 
Hit the dug out on the Bay Bridge to Assateague Island
The master be rhymin'
I have you entranced 'til the last word that I chime in
Make 3 points at once like I’m wielding a trident
Make 3 points at once like I’m wielding a trident
The ceilings the sky when you open your mind and get real with your feelings not hide them

Trying to be real this time ‘n 
Something you can feel this time ‘n
Not a bunch of nonsense you’re dealing with Biden 

Show you different sides of Slimer like Studds Terkel on his show
Drop usurpers to the throne
Still take the purple to the dome
Steve or Stefan situation like Urkel got a clone 
I gotta take this mama’s calling, she loves chirping on the phone

I used to hustle up in Hudson in an apartment with some Bard kids
Sold root beer I made myself across the street from the farmers market

At Twig and Carly’s wedding a bottle exploded in the alley
Ppm of CO2 got to high to tally

Look Who’s Talking Now yeah I’m Kirstie Alley
Freestylin' on the mountain telling my kid not to dilly dally

Notes App Slop Drop

DR SLIMER