Mind Fight - Tom Cardy

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The Smartest (Most Well-Adjusted) Boy - Pleasantries.mp3

You can fuck right off,
And not even nicely
I can't say I think of you
lost not night's sleep

My presence is pricey
My presents aren't pricey
You offer way less than me
So fuck off kindly

My appearance's a sight to see
My peer sense is very keen
incredibly handsome
You've sucked since day one

My ego is untouchable
Don't overlook the principles
Maybe it's evil but
I could take your lunchables

I'm morally gray but I talk like a saint
Walk into church watch your pastor faint
Just kidding, just kidding! I respect our elders.

I wanna be your hype man
You're nothing but all hype man
Nothing going for you
Only confidence from drinks man

For someone who's untouchable
I get jealous way to easily
I build resentment secretly
So fuck off kindly

Conscious in disbelief
after all that I've seen
Why do you choose to
live ignorantly

If I was my mom,
I'd be embarrassed.
If I was my dad,
I'd be embarrassed

If I was my kid,
I'd be embarrassed
If I was my other kid,
I'd be embarrassed

Spend time with your kids
They're almost grown up
Forgive all their sins
Before your times up

I'm gonna go loathe
My life is all well
But I want you to know
I'll see you in- HUH?

I drink from bidets
So we're not the same
You're all soggy and moist
I stay in the game

Running around, unshowered and putrid
I am immaculate, you're fucking stupid

Mom says no swearing
I don't give a dang
My wordplay is deep
So heck what you say (YEAH!)

HECK WHAT YOU SAY!
I don't have all day so
Say what you'll say
cuz I gotta get paid
I gotta get laid
Man I need to get laid!
It's been like 3 days
I'm going through pain.

Picks are wide open it's a deep sea
Uhoh broke in to spread out my deep seed
glass vase broken it's okay I deeply
apologize hoping you don't mind I'm creepy.

circa 2020

Shoutout @annoyingdroid for this amazing beat that I just had to write some dumb shit to <3
https://soundcloud.com/annoyingdroid/funkadelia

Lyrics:

Zuko's in the house, I be spittin straight porter
Stack it to the ceiling like an episode of hoarders
Speedy Gonzalez, I be racing through the border
Made it through the week, another day another quarter
Head to Albuquerque imma need an El Camino
Rollin into Vegas, fear and loathing out to Reno
Hitch a ride to Cali, imma need a few burritos
Living life the way we want to live but what do we know?
Imma make a scene, Imma live it up large
Racing all around when I don't got my own car
People call me nuts when I'm writin nice bars
Used to be a challenge, now it really ain't hard
Take it up a Notch, cause I craft this game
Always on the clock, till I crash this brain
Swervin down the road, using all six lanes

Everybody know that I'm a crackhead, living just to make a little music cause I'm rat shit bat shit

Crazy was a clown, cause my mother was a mime
But I'm here to make a sound, I'm a different kinda vibe
I be reppin for the town, they all wanna see me live
But I keep it underground, wanna see me gotta find me
Better have the money if you really wanna sign me
Call me a sequoia, you be lookin like a pine tree
Tryna hit my level, they be riding way behind me
Grew up with the web, at the bottom of the 90s
Old Rec, we're the #1 Group Chat
Couple hundred listens every day, I can prove that
Droppin outta college, keeping reefer in my school bag
Always gettin knowledge and I got a pretty cool dad
Living on the edge, but I'm not a straight razor
Swingin both ways, homosexual traitor
2020 vision, but I still don't see no haters
Lay the lyrics on the track, I don't do it for the paper

Everybody know that I'm a crackhead, living just to make a little music cause I'm rat shit bat shit
Everybody know that I'm a crackhead, living just to make a little music cause I'm rat shit bat shit
Craaaayyyzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WOOOH!
FUCK! (that was hard to do)

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