An underground rapper influenced by early SoundCloud Rap

12/19/25


follow all your dreams 💜


insta: CydxYo

discord: djcydx

Before this channel is a robot.
Now I'm back

erm, idk why you are here but here we go anyways!
hello my name is joff
I LOVE PIZZA
you can call me a biggie all you want cuz I ate 4 full sized pizzas in one day.
yet I'm still lighter than 90% of all of you!

Here lies joff
You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone
He kept his showers ice cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs
Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose
He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends
Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance
Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks
Bi-monthly get his husband a rose with a card attached
Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask
Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack
Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors
Huddled there in prayer around the respirator
Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs
They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers
There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list
joff wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit
His heart sank
He was breathless
Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more
Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more
Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
Abandon all hope, all ye who enter
It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure
Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds
Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths
Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords
Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs
Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell
Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele
Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate
The Savior saves you from the Hell you paid for, sorry, but it's, "Smell you later"
Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate
But you know the devil, he loves a good chase
There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist
Who would kick you in the ass when you begged.

Hi, I wish to be a musician one day, but for now I REUPLOAD stuff that is lost 







Socials;

https://youtube.com/@hopelesssoul-z8h?si=uuiYLniRS0gARsOQ
[Main Social]

https://bsky.app/profile/hopelesssoul.bsky.social
[almost never active]

Discord: xx_dustman
[Sometimes online]

Roblox: Xx_Dustman 
[FUCKING HACKED]

https://www.deviantart.com/loftskull
[Somewhat used]

https://vk.com/hopelesszsoul
[No longer used]

https://x.com/hopelessszsoul?s=21


https://gamejolt.com/invite/Hopeless_Soul
[I barely post]

Server I’m most active in 

https://discord.gg/8UNVyggsRQ



Greetings, I am hopeless- also known as 
Hopelesssoul 
Loftskull
And THE ALMIGHTY ARCHIVE MAN


I like intense music so that’s cool XD


Good friends of mine 

https://on.soundcloud.com/NHDC5oz12CrB5r9p8

https://on.soundcloud.com/hxVZTTNNm7Y8kUNt6



Learning music or something like that, inspired by TanalokGaming, SkeleZona (ACE), THI Games, and Devil_Twin666


PFP by my friend- edited by me



That’s right; new account 

https://soundcloud.com/unprofessional-mime?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=1&si=ED0B98FC43C34C229D153A42A6362AD7&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

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