Negative XP

Murder On My Mind

Caliber

Cops Beating Down On Hippie Scum At The 1968 Democratic National Convention

Go Flex

You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Watch the Needle Drop

I wanted to call this "You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Listen to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women by Negative XP" but soundcloud only lets u do titles that are up to 100 characters

You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Listen to Music If You Listen to Negative XP

Heaven's Radio

Jimmie Revard & His Oklahoma Playboys cover

Lose Your Blues and Laugh at Life

I'm just a normal guy
Trying to sing some songs about people and life
I think it's called the blues
Or maybe it's rock, you could call it pop too
I just wanna sing my songs
And if you know the words you can sing along
So I upload them online
Just a regular thing for a regular guy

And I paid for a SoundCloud Pro account
And I generate ad revenue
But they didn't send my money to my bank account
So I emailed them to send me my dues

SoundCloud owes me money
So they sent me an email saying they're gonna ban me
And I think it's pretty crummy
I'm just trying to sing some songs I think are cool and funny

They said my account is being removed
For violating guidelines and terms of use
They said I'm abusive, libelous and obscene
Hateful of race and cultural identity
And that I'm permanently banned, never to return
Not entitled to the payments that I earned

But the songs on SoundCloud are degenerate
Mostly about sex, drugs and crime
So why am I considered a threat
They oughta give to me what's mine

SoundCloud owes me money
So they sent me an email saying they're gonna ban me
And I think it's pretty crummy
I'm just trying to sing some songs I think are cool and funny

You know I'm just a normal, regular guy
Just trying to live my life and do what's right
But these snobby European douchebags
Are trying to censor me and stiff me on my cash
I think sometimes the truth is hard to bear
And people would rather pretend than actually really care
But besides all that, I just wanna sing
So if anyone from SoundCloud is listening: suck my dick

SoundCloud owes me money
So they sent me an email saying they're gonna ban me
SoundCloud owes me money
So they sent me an email saying they're gonna ban me
SoundCloud, SoundCloud
SoundCloud, SoundCloud where's my money?
SoundCloud, give me my money
SoundCloud, SoundCloud, suck my dick
Suck my dick SoundCloud

SoundCloud Owes Me Money So They Sent Me An Email Saying They're Gonna Ban Me

Egirl

Woke up again today
With no missions and zero strength
I don't know how to play
And I don't want to anyway
Need to delete this game
And go back to another save

But my hard drive's fucked
Zero charisma, zero luck
I don't have any skills
Or the XP to fix my build

The simulation's fucked
Everything and everybody sucks
NPCs hate my guts
I wanna quit, want to log off
I'm not having any fun

(My hard drive's fucked) I'm not having any fun
(Zero charisma, zero luck) I'm not having any fun
(The simulation's fucked) I'm not having any fun
(I'm not having any fun) I'm not having any fun

Life is an RPG and I Fucked Up My Build

Make Love

I'm wonderin' what kind of rut you need to be
Stuck in to be recording music review videos
I'm wonderin' what kind of rut you need to be
Stuck in to be watching music review videos

I think kids that watch The Needle Drop are obnoxious snobs
Brainwashed by media and other drugs
They get off on mentally jacking off
And they talk too much about retarded stuff
And that's the kind of rut you need to get out of

You're an MK ULTRA victim
You got poison in your system
Why the fuck are you listening
To a nerd with bad opinions
You eat shit and you love it
You're a douchebag and a faggot
You have shitty taste in music
You're so ugly and fucking stupid

I think kids that watch The Needle Drop are obnoxious snobs
Brainwashed by media and other drugs
They get off on mentally jacking off
And they talk too much about retarded stuff
And that's the kind of rut you need to get out of

The Needle Drop is just commercials for
Kids with parents that are divorced
They talk a lot about nothing at all
Prolly coz they're high on Adderall
They get fucked up the ass and love it
They have really shitty taste in music
There's nothing worse than a melophile
Except maybe a fucking pedophile

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

Yikes!

Lost and Found

Find a way
To make them pay
Win the game
Play through the pain
Kill them all
And fuck the world
Break away
And shoot the curl

Battle city
Battle city
Battle city
Battle city
Eat you up
Chew you out
Knock you down
On the ground
Beat you up
Take you out
Knock you down
On the ground

Battle city
Battle city
Battle city
Battle city
Eat you up
Chew you out
Knock you down
On the ground
Beat you up
Take you out
Knock you down
On the ground

Battle City

I've been hurt by the ones I've loved
With wounds that will never heal
I wonder as I watch the stars above
If it's a sin to feel
If love is really real

I see the darkness creeping in
And I let it take me in
Familiar just like a friend
It's a routine, it's a sin
It's a pain that never ends

I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to feel my misery
I want you to watch me bleed
Share the pain
Share the pain with me

I usually don't understand
The plight of the common man
They muck about like dogs in a trance
With snake eyes and left hands
More like a beast than a man

And I won't ever understand
The evils of a woman
They fuck around like pigs in heat
Like rabid dogs hungry for meat
Like dogs that need to be beat

I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to feel my misery
I want you to watch me bleed
Share the pain
Share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to feel my misery
I want you to watch me bleed
Stab through my palms and laugh
Stab right into my back

I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me

I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me
I want you to share the pain with me

Negative XP

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