honestly idk which side won, pico hit hard so did blitzo- lol

It was really close but im leaning more towards Pico. I havent watched Helluva Boss yet though, so my opinion is prone to change. Great battle, though, and definitely one of my favorites by far!

This Shit is Cool Bro I Want to meet you some day

Eddy raps are amazing i hope Eddy live long enough for my kids to listen to you.

WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHLoH6F13c

The Kevin Bennett as Pico
RecD as Blitzo
Fightmarker as Boyfriend (CAMEO)

Pico:
Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I’ve graduated and you’ve just entered the school grounds
You think you’re Tricky, but I’m the one killing you, clown (look)
You better can it, fool, you’re lookin’ like Cassandra junior
I’ll blam and school ya with my gang of shooters
When I make that A.K. pop, ain’t no motherfucker stanning Loona
There go at least 90% of all the fans that viewed ya
I see a goth kid, turn off the business shtick
And I’m dropping sicker shit than your daughter’s syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw, then send a hit
To her jaw and split the bitch like her pa’s relationships
Now I’ve just gotta burn some lead to get the crowd Funkin’
This man’s known for turnin’ heads - so quit the owl fucking
My trauma ain’t half as bad as what’s in that head of yours
I thought I saw a real opponent - that’s Blitzophrenia

Blitzo:
Okay, first of all, it’s Blitz, pipsqueak, don’t fuckin’ try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks, the “O” is silent
Now, I may be a demon, but your creator is fucked
What kind of freak thinks “Hmm, Columbine’s not racist enough!”
You fucking edge lord, that shit’s like a razor blade
And then when Funkin’ blew up, you were too risque to play
Until ninjamuffin said “fuck it, let’s just make him gay”
Your story, your preference - man, not even your As are straight
Aww, you think I’d feel bad and comfort you through this?
Bitch, you are an ass-ass-in, I don’t give two shits
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father - didn’t want ya - took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy - then I’m outtie - that’s a Flash bang
You’re the virgin version to the chad Piconjo, it’s true
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you probably do
Although you’re not who I pegged to try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in bed, that takes Moxxie, kid
So if things don’t work out as the officer of your hood school
I’d like to hire you - as my personal footstool

Pico:
Take on this kid from Columbine, I’ll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that’s your whole group of furries shot up all at one time, ‘cuz I’m

Pico & Boyfriend:
(PICO!) 
The one and only
You’re a cheap clone of me, like Fizzaroli
You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed
And with your job, I’m losing count of all the homes that you’ve wrecked
Everybody that you mistreated has now scorned you and left
And when you’re killed, not a single soul will be mourning your death


Blitzo:
Oh, go cry to your Kickstarter, you precious nerd
I’m shocked you didn’t add a stretch goal for that second verse
You should kill yourself now! You cringe ass Nene baby
Like Darnell, I’m spitting fire, don’t Play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your site has tanked, man
Nowadays you’re just some nostalgic hipster’s spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time, I hope you had fun
I’d damn your ginger soul to hell, if you had one

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by FLOCKABOI
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Valonide
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Blitzo vs Pico - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzRI8tFb0MA

PE$O PETE as Tricky the Clown
King Mewtwo as Springtrap
Eddiefrb as Phone Dude (CAMEO)

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Tricky the Clown:
ENTER THE MADNESS! GET INTO COMBAT AND I’LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TATTERED ATTRACTION!
RAGGEDY RABBIT LOOKING LIKE ENERGIZER’S ADVERTISING FOR BATTERY ACID!
YOU ARE INVALID! MURDERING CHILDREN ‘CUZ YOU’RE A PATHETIC WASHED UP LITTLE FAZ-BEEN!
TURN YOU TO SCRAP AND THERE’S NO REBUILDING YOURSELF WHEN I TEAR OFF A F-TON OF AFTON!

(RAAH!)

Somebody, clean up this Withered brit (HANK!!)
Looking and smelling worse than Queen Elizabeth
I’m making rackets with Wimbleton (HANK!!)
You’re watching people swing rackets at Wimbledon
Shoddy designer, just look what those locks do
Only thing that you’ve been building are law-suits
You got off Scott-free, knowing you won’t die
Pumped full of Remnant, talk about pro-life!

Your creator built up a STUFFED UP WALLET
And that moron used it to fund some FUCKED UP CAUSES
Defended his actions because it’s “WHAT GOD WANTED”
I went and asked Jebus and he said “FUCK SCOTT CAWTHON”!

Phone Dude:
When I said we needed some wrappers, I’m glad you’d still come
But dude, you won’t believe it! We found one, a REAL one..

Springtrap:
Greetings, Doctor. I trust you’re working hard
But why not set some time aside to build some fucking arms?
You act just like a Baby throwing tantrums with no purpose
And you call yourself a clown? More like the entire Circus!
My killing spree is endless, I’m never out of options
Unlike your only weapon, I show no signs of stopping
And yes, I target children, true, but I would never groom them, please
Your fans are safer with me than in your communities


Tricky the Clown:
YOU’VE DONE IT NOW, YOU’RE SCREWED!
I WON’T BACK DOWN TO YOU!
YOU DON’T KILL CLOWN, YOU FOOL!
STEP BACK AS CLOWN KILLS YOU!

MASK OFF!! How ‘bout we dig into
this Jack-off with disses Halloween Edition
‘Cuz Afton’s a frickin’ absentee and villain
Quit rapping and visit back to see your children
PASSED OFF parenting ‘cuz William
Had to be hidden acting as a businessman
Tragically silly daddy saw his kids get
Attacked by the same contraptions he was building but
WHILE GONE, I met with your wife
And we tend to get a bit quirky at night
I’m stuffing her birthday suit, that ho is bad
Can’t salvage your body so she throws it back
BAD LUCK! Now Sit ‘N Survive
‘Cuz I got the Improbability Drive
The devil is here, and your soul’s for the taking
Your hell begins now, SO DON’T KEEP ME WAITING!

Springtrap:
Your charade as a god has brought me far little terror
Compared to this jester pestering me with audio errors
So either put back on that dumb mask or lock up your sprung trap
You can try to burn me, but Tricky - I always come back
I suppose I should’ve guessed your rhymes would mean nothing
When this Flash-in-the-pan is only known from Friday Night Funkin’
Lyrical serial killer, you’re just a sniveling wimp
So this rabbit will leave you scooped up ‘cuz Tricks are for kids
You know the power that you’ve harvested can’t actively be harnessed 
You’re just tasked to be the Auditor’s distraction while he watches
But now Afton’s left you charred and bodybagged, so I’ll be thought of
As the man behind the slaughter of the sham inside Nevada

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Produced by Mxtt Bourn
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Cover Art Design by Eddiefrb
Additional Instrumentation by ENNWAY
Special Thanks to Walk, YouLoveSkyler, Joosh, JosiahGamesTV & Krinkles

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:

https://youtu.be/wqu4eUPFvYc

Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/HmOVTSjxj7Y

stargirlkyu as Lofi Girl
DayumDahlia as Cassette Girl

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Cassette Girl:
Let’s kick it back to the 80s and stick the tape in
As I deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
Against a scholar who copied off Studio Ghibli’s homework
And changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice (uh)

Low fidelity? The hell is that even s’posed to be
Oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
Playing non-stop in the background of a frat house
You merged for the merch, now you’re ChilledCow’s cash cow

Artist goes by Soft, I’m going hard though
DONDRRR dons the mark of don demarco 
Take you down like how your channel gets strikes
Maybe study copyright law next time

Lofi Girl:
Excuse me, could you please keep it down
Your hair’s made out of tape? I wish it was your mouth
I’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
So sit back, study and relax to this lofi beating

You were scrapped as a mascot, it looks like you’re still active though
Tell me, how could someone rapping this bad host a talent show
Honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
‘Cuz this battle’s like Newgrounds - you’ve got no game

Cassette Girl:
You couldn’t back up half the shit you’re saying
Gonna need to add an MLA citation
When it comes to rapping, like her shirt, she’s unfit
Get her out of Cass’ hair and back in Ludwig’s

It’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
The coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
Take it from an android, this streamer’s an automated loop at best
No amount of studying would help her pass the Turing Test

Lofi Girl:
The whole net thirsts for this web toon
From Cassette Girl to Cassette Goon
In the long run, as an artform
Looks like SoftDon made you softcore

Granted, PhantomArcade gave you a glow up
But not even FNF could get this Android to blow up
And now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
Ironic, Anchor Electronics just keeps holding him back

So now I’ll put this to bed, give Cassette a pillow fight
Lofi still making the bread, got that loaf eye
Like your namesake, your days came and went
So call me a Walkman ‘cuz I just played Cassette

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by kulture.
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Jack Horner vs Dr. Eggman ft. Luke Reardon & Freeced

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

URBoF

Bill Cipher vs WD Gaster - URBoF #11

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

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