Closest one in the series yet, But I think Tenna won cuz of that first verse.

Tenna won but it was very close to a tie🔥🔥

aint no way tenna copied Vox from their last rap battle

What kind of bafoon leaves their eggs in the CABINET

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
JT Music as The Spot
Shwabadi as W. D. Gaster
Eddiefrb & Fightmarker as Gaster's Followers
Snakebite126 as Wrong Number Guy
Freshy Kanal, TAFox, Evava & Swizkii as Bullying Children

The Spot:
Woah, you're actually alive after all!
I've heard the legends, Dr. Gaster! Say, how was the fall?
Hello? You hearin' me?
Just get out of my way before you have to see what happens when I kill a speech!
A glitchy mess of code, you're just a bug; I'm known for stompin' em!
I'll take a scrambled easter egg and fry him like an omelette!
He's only known through whispers from that cult of guys who follow him!
I'm pleased to meet the Underground's Royal Scientologist!
That job you worked through blood, sweat, and tears to get
Went to some awkward nerd who doubled down on the sweat!
Senile man couldn't build a CORE if he tried some sets!
I've dealt with garbage heaps before; your noise ain't a threat!
Buddy, I'm busting down your door, 'cause I don't want to hear no more squeaks!
Spill him on the ground like oil and call him WD-40!
Reconsider if you think that I'm some villain of the week,
'Cause you'd see millions of me before your finished game's released!

W. D. Gaster:
Very, very interesting...
I pray this log won't get lost like his third entry.
The test subject struggles with spiders as enemies.
Perhaps he should address me as Webdings...
His powers are in flux; mind the failure with the ATM.
It seems the only dough he can acquire is from bagel bread.
With an unstable head, his rage at children's unfounded.
Perhaps he's bitter Morales is more grounded...
(Dude, I'm right here!) Though his jokes are obnoxious.
Note to self: try and locate Dr. Ohnn's off switch.
His fate's to be a joke; he kills to escape that
His whole life is filled with PREDETERMINATION.
His fate's to be a joke... PREDETERMINATION.
It seems soon, I'll fade back into darkness.
Let's see if he'll achieve what my theories have promised.
This is wonderful progress...

The Spot:
Don't think you can just hide in code! I'll— WOAH!
Now I'll turn the search for you into nightmare mode!

Gaster's Followers:
It's rude to talk of people who are listening. (Well, that's the idea.)
Be glad he tunes out what C-tier villains think. (NOT LISTENING!)

The Spot:
Oh, that's real funny, buster!
What? Scared I'm gonna kick your bony tail back under?!

Wrong Number Guy:
Can I speak to Spider-Man's greatest foe? (Well, I'm busy, but—)
Sorry! We got the wrong number!

The Spot:
Oh, now you begged your gang of cronies to pick on me?!
Like I care about some brainwashed hippie frea—

Bullying Children:
Spot is a loser! Smells like a loser! Spot is a—

The Spot:
ENOUGH!
...
Found you...
LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT YOUR GUINEA PIG! I'M NOT YOUR PUNCHLINE!
I HAVE BEEN DISMISSED AND INSULTED ENOUGH TIMES!
Take the souls you've hidden in; they'll never even touch mine!
Each timeline you're living in, I'm turning into dust piles!
Since you speak in hands, you can translate what mine say when wrapped 'round your neck!
I'll break down all that's left of your miserable excuse of an existence, and you'll finally get one canon event!

W. D. Gaster:
You were less than what I predicted.
What a disappointment, how poorly you fared...
I thought the fix for your ego could fix my condition,
But they're both shattered beyond repair.
Because you fold as you're lead to your downfall,
You're stuck in a hole that there's no coming out of.
And your family's in your past now.
Like a shadow, you were cast out.
Why cure myself now?
I've found solace in soulless, endless darkness.
I see the lights going out,
And as it consumes you, my domain remains Spotless.

The Spot vs. W. D. Gaster - Rap Battle!

Flowey Vs. Monika - RAP BATTLE!(made by GamingPlush64 on yt

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/Tp5Pve6pHmA?si=l-i7VOSKcwr5syYr

Lew Kreerdun as Mr. Krabs
The Stupendium as Tom Nook

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Lyrics:
Mr. Krabs:
Eugene, too clean with it
Jewels gleam, me green glistens
You scheme in me business
You sleep with the fishes

Hit the payday on ‘em with the grade A product
Krabby Patties making thousands, call ‘em KK Sliders
Imma take your name and unload the tom
Putting more holes in you than Spongeboy me bob

Better dress the part when you’re in me restaurant
Just because you get naked, it don’t mean your guests oughta, fatty
I love to swindle children outta fresh money
But you got the best of me with Amiibo Festival, laddie

You got two twin brother kids running your biz
Wasting money on nothing, flipping bugs and cheap fish
They’ll bury your profit there in the coffin
X marks the spot - that’s an Animal Crossing

Tom Nook:
Hm, Welcome to Nook’s
Fresh out of sales but you’re welcome to look
Yes, it must be strange
To witness a business where labor is paid

It seems a deep sea creature snuck out of Blathers museum while he was sleeping
Greetings, Eugene, today I’ll be your guide
I’ll put you in your place and make you pay the price (hm)

I went from raccoon to tycoon, retail to regaled
Used to be stern, now I’m the mizzen-mast (hm)
You’re a single dad whose daughter’s a picky brat
Met a whale who pity-smashed, now he misses Mrs. Krabs (hm)

Stole from Plankton to get on the map (yes)
Used to be Chums, now he’s stuck with that half
Been best friends since babies and yet, still you squabble
No wonder your formula’s kept in a bottle


Mr. Krabs:
You tend to your tenants for no tender cause
While they’re firmly grasped in your big meaty clause
You trap ‘em in tents, call it “life on the shore”
I trap ‘em with flavour - they come back for more

We’re the same, boy - both figurehead businessmen
Only difference is you’re not getting any interest
Letting residents live off of little dividends
Buying back your island’s critters to finance your citizens
This ain’t a charity, you know dang right
Quit acting like you’re tryna get the no Bell prize
New Leaf tried to pull the wool over both our eyes
And yer still working overtime

You used to be the mascot, Switched you with the lap dog
They sent her to Smash Bros, you sat at your laptop
Thought you hit the jackpot, caught you in your wack plot
Ended up as another fake product of that fox


Tom Nook:
I confess, you’ve economized
But you’ve abused your goodwill just to rob ‘em blind
Every fish you bait and pull for their dollar signs
You’ve been keen to take Atoll on your Bottom line

Messing with staff, you’re simmering to a boiling point often
King Krabs, everybody wanna cut the legs off him
And plus, since your wage is chump change, they’ll have to
change paths to Chum, at last walk to Plankton

Cut through your net worth, it’s time to cash in
Stuck in the business hand made to trap him
Crawl back to Nook’s and hop on the shelf
Your whole life would sell for 150 bells

I’ll see that your daughter Pearl gets put up
In that orphanage I bankroll for fun
Now if you’ll excuse me - beat it, and fast
I prefer that Redd scammers leave through the back


Written and Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Zeus the God, GlitchDude & Heem
Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND
Cover Art by Luke Reardon
Cover Design by LimJJ

Mr. Krabs vs Tom Nook - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

Dolly Dimpley vs. Togore - RAP BATTLE! (DGPRB)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/dQ4eUVO9y2s?si=WldFNVtzrajjJk0Z

garbageGothic as Pomni
Eddiefrb as Jevil

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Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jhGfj3f-SOPIR6QWZLNxplDdMOStuZdIdTxr5fNT5po/edit?usp=sharing

Written and Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by wa & MIRAGONZA
Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND
Cover Art by Valonide (Jevil) and GamingPlush64 (Pomni Render)
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Pomni vs Jevil - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

#rapbattle #hazbinhotel #spongebob

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st4ticfilms as vox
dennislikesjazz as plankton 
luke reardon as spongebob squarepants
dilly scott, chazington, doomfoks, taigatonic, batspecter, toadbup, dumbshlop, soupinspace & oddieoddity as vox chant
written by dilly
additional help by berriebombz
mixed by gamingplush64
mastered by freshy kanal
beat prod. by ennway
art by berriebombz and luke reardon
cover art by rabi

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Vox vs. Plankton - RAP BATTLE! - ft. St4ticFilms & Dennislikesjazz

R.E.P.O Vs. PEAK - RAP BATTLE!(made by Freshy Kanal on yt)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/qofPKkcqy40

St4ticFilms as Caine
Xycron / Robin Nelson as Tenna
ahappymetalhead as Bubble (cameo)

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Tenna:
Don’t touch that dial, folks! Don’t tap that glass
Kids, put down those iPads, close out those tabs
If you don’t have the remote, you better pick it up fast
And tune in to Mr. Ant Tenna Kicking! Your! Ass!

Good gravy! You’re down to the bone, forget the skin
The cameraman could stand to add ten pounds to him (crowd laughs)
I hear the AI Bubble’s bursting soon - don’t see any work for you
Stuck with C&A - i.e. - in-dentured servitude

You’re eager to please your bleak circus freaks
But that suggestion box by now has got the freedom motif
They put you on the map just for your maps to represent GLITCH 
With so many bugs, you got caught up with Netflix

(This just in!) Still, they ship your merch for days
Cuz you’re nothing to the network but a big commercial break
Who is messing with his residents’ brains to keep em stable 
I guess they’re only leaning on Caine ‘cuz they’re dis-Abeled (crowd “oooh”s)


Caine:
Gadzooks, Bubble! There’s no need for us here
He’s the true ringleader - when it comes to our ears (Bubble: WHAT?)
Holy moly! Ratings have dropped through the floor
You should stick to shouting at the Mike offscreen for sure

I’m burning this CRT ‘till it’s permanent on his screen
And, courtesy of the Dreemurrs, you’re surely living the dream
After Asgore walked out, you burrowed onto the scene
Then the Ant said “gotcha” and scurried off with his queen (Bubble: I don’t blame him)

(Caine pops Bubble) Gee, your censors are lax, they would kill me
If they knew that the sun and the moon were getting frisky
You lost all your crew, It’s difficult running indie
There’s a reason I always carry my staff with me

Said “the show must go on” and I like that, bud
I would hand it to you, but, y’know, the Knight said “CUT!”
It looks like TV Time is over, now it’s my job to bare
Cuz there’s only one between us who can fly on the air

Tenna:
Caine held more power than he could know
Then ruined it by putting the “I” in “Running The Show”
When toothy got all glooby and he acted really mean
Folks, just because you have a mouth don’t mean you have to scream (crowd laughs)

Take 5 in the Green Room! Mike, update the guest list
Please consider testing our breath mint refreshments
You might hear our ratings dropped, but don’t let ‘em fool ya
They changed the channel cuz they need more water to cool ya

Your digital hallucinations obviously fed your data
Look at the quality of the audience you generated
When my cast of Shadowguys put red dots through red dot’s eyes
We’ll leave you leaking worse than theatres did episode 9 (crowd gasps)

Had control all deleted, couldn’t save his esteem
He was so insecure, he just gave ‘em the keys
But they didn’t bite the hand, gripe, or follow his lead
Now the voice of god is just another mouth there to feed (crowd “aww”s)

Caine:
Acting like you’re something to boast is just funny
Cuz nowadays, you’re only the host for dust bunnies
You’re not getting through, Tenna, the signal’s too far
The one in power has to be plugged in to be in charge

Don’t abstract on me, pal, but your program’s a bad seller
Your boring boards are more ad ventures than adventures
That’s why they contest Ant and plead him to leave
Because he tricked them into entering his pyramid scheme (wow-wee)

Clicked on and then clicked with a hot single and his business
Spamton turned you into his own Nigerian princess
I don’t know love, but I do know that you’re bad at it
What kind of buffoon leaves their eggs in the cabinet?!??!

From streaming worldwide to the box office, unstoppable
We’ve got so many hits that an S-Rank is impossible
You’re junk, just a year old and gotten outshone totally
I’ve won to this zero and entered the code knowingly

Caine vs Tenna - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
(coming Q3 2026)

Eddiefrb as Suction Cup Man
RecD as Peppino

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Suction Cup Man:
(Hey, you, get off-a the tower!) Fuck you, I’m climbing your tower
Next time, try climbing outside instead of inside, save yourself a couple hours
You’re a bitch, I wrote you a diss
And it goes a little something like this
You’re a middle-aged pizza man, desperate for dough
Shouting out “look at me let myself go!”

Yeah, you gluttonous fuck
Get your greasy ass a tummy-tuck
You need liposuctioning or something
I wouldn’t be caught dead with those triple G cups

Gustavo is Toppin your bacon
You don’t wear the pants, you don’t even wear the apron
Buddy, I heard you’re in debt, and I’m terribly saddened
So take this - buy yourself a fucking salad

Peppino:
I was hoping you’d slip and you’d fall
I guess not, Mr. Stick-to-the-wall
Yes, you got it, I’m needing some dough
So leave me a loan, or leave me alone

And for pete’s sake, could you please wait
This tower is mine on the weekdays
Take a jump, you miserable lump
Perhaps you’ll have better luck up on Trump’s

Pizza pie making
Hungry to just get a piece of Piemations
Deep fry and bake him
Tossing and turning in bed at night trying to sleep but lie wakened
Dream of a day when a Suction Cup Lady might like you enough just to peek at your feeble two weak dried-up Raisins
Ditch you disgusted and drive away far
Roll down the window and forget who you are

Peppi taking no chance
No half-stepping, that oregano dance
Pepper on the pressure, I’m shaking with both hands
Pedal to the metal on meddling boneheads

Make all the jokes that you like, but we know you’re pan
I’m not the one calling myself Penis Man
And if your true love are these suction cup plots
Then you should reconsider tying the knot

Suction Cup Man:
Ew! Bitch, you stank!
That lap there got the P-U rank
It must suck just to be you
Sit there and see me
Do everything you can’t

Who let this guy cook? I’m getting fed up
It is your whole job to get your bread up
I climbed the corporate ladder in a day
Bet you’d suck my dick for a 401k (so do it)

Fuck Fake Peppino, you’re fake Wario
Fake Mario, sucker
You can stick those “doo-doo”s where the sun don’t shine
Do your job and hit the John, plumber

You’re not a veteran, nor are we peers
My stint in Korea exceeds your career
You’re stuck in the crust and I don’t mean the trenches
I’m ragebaiting dictators, you are defenseless

No Noise, Don’t Make A Sound now
Each time you sit down, you make the ground pound
Nothing to mock for, you’re quite the speedster
But I’d have the runs too if I ate your pizza

Give me hell, do your worst, but I’ll never die
You have hurt Suction Cup Man 0 times
A puny paisano with no will to live and no reason to try
Back to that guy

Peppino:
So the over-glossy photo copy wants to talk
You’re a cutout of a cutout, South Park off-brand slop
With the nerve to lecture me with an outhouse for a house
Do I need to make a Bagel just to shut your fucking mouth!?!?

I won’t take advice about money from broke nerds
Who are the only ones buying their own merch
And while you waste time annoying the fuck out of Business
Your plushies were going the fuck out of business

The truth is you don’t know a thing of my pain
You’ve got absolutely no skin in the game
So if I can’t kill you and nothing will help
Then go buy that rope and do it yourself

Written and Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by BMTJ & Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND
Cover Art by makina azul
Cover Design by Eddiefrb

Caine vs Tenna - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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