@eddiefrb: bro…you make the best animations and music…keep up the work man 👍

This is how they would fight if they were against each other in the Tumblr sexy man competition.

EVERY ANIMATION VS ANYTHING EVER!

Freshy Kanal - Kirby Vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Rap Battle Ft. Azia & Snakebite126

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gw7P3rTZfY

Eddiefrb as The Duck
The Stupendium as The Goose

Narrator:
A duck walked up to a microphone stand
And he said to the goose, running the stand…

Duck:
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck? Then sir, you are out of luck (damn)
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then his players waddled away ‘till the very next game (ay)

Goose:
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop in to your roost
Lay with your mother till she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens.) Then the next Tuesday
Back to your pond and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my side piece) - now that’s my new option
Hatched, now you’ve got a batch of new offspring
It’s your chance, cuz that’s who you ought to
Ask to view all your tacky new content
I’ve the gold standard - fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you hadn’t heard
She’s going down when I pipe her like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest, being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

Duck:
You call this co-op?, bro - you bomb-bomb-bombed!
After that verse, call this battle “The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names, but you’re already Untitled
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have, inside and outside your game is stolen
(hah) Buddy, Biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you GOATed
So suck a pair o’ deez nuts while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House House down - forrestfire101 (uh)

Goose:
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cuz all you’re doing is whine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cuz I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet (honk honk mothafucka!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck! You’re the anthem of middle school lunch!
Well, it appears you’ve been defeated - let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-talkie here so I can ring your belle

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi & Freshy Kanal
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Matthew Thomas
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Boris Johnson vs The Penguin (feat. littleflecks)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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king mewtwo as william afton
luke reardon as eugene krabs
m!cah as fredbear
luke reardon as the krusty krew

written by dilly, swoldow, 3ple, cri, gamingplush64 and danii
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by grasman and luke reardon
cover art by zagranis

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs - Rap Battle! (2023)

GamingPlush64 -Pomni vs. Jevil-

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGuinnsBook as Kratos
Mega Ran as Maui
McGwire as choir vocals

Kratos:
Flee or start your prayers to the god of your creation.
If they sent me after you, then you must be forsaken.
I went through Hel's scorching borders and coldest corners in fistfights.
You'd piss your grass skirt if your reputation's on thin ice!
BOY! There was a demigod hated near and far.
He decided no one loved him, so he had to steal a heart.
Was it worth his sense of purpose, changing Earth with dirty tricks?
'Cause once he died, he still had not a single soul that worshiped him!
When the tides turn on this fraud, he falls apart on the spot!
What kind of islander god would sink in water like rocks?
You offered the Earth gifts, but you're shallow on the surface!
You can shapeshift to a bird's skin, but can't change to a better person!
This is my fate; I decide when wars are over!
Cut you into shape; this is how you make a soldier!
You provide for the praise and strengthen your culture,
But when they cry for your aid, you offer a cold shoulder!

Maui:
We all like to goof a little; trust me, I won't judge you.
Although, I don't murder all of Greece; you know, like some do?
I spend my time creating mountains and kingdoms you might cross;
I probably made the island you and your shame like to hide on!
So thanks, but I'm gonna decline the olive branch that you offered politely! (No thanks!)
You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower, so why don't you come down and fight me?
You pray all alone because you eviscerated your only love!
You keep your emotions like coconuts, 'cause I gotta break you to open up!
You say that I'm the one shifting the shape? You play pretend as a Norse deity!
You threw your mythology away like a Spartan's deformed baby!
I rock the boat with the fire that I gave to humankind; I don't take lightly!
So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice, there's a funeral worthy of fake Vikings!
I got tattoos of all my victories, no sweat!
While the only mark that you've left is yet another one on my chest!
Mine are a map; yours are just ashes to ashes,
Directing to the exactly zero family members you have left!

Kratos:
I was fighting in the field 'til I no longer had chains
While you were marinating inside your man-cave!
Hid away since your parents saw your face and were sickened!
Don't be surprised if I go overboard like you as an infant.
So many wars helmed; I forged through Greece and the Norse realms!
I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself!
I chose my solace, while you were just banished away as a lonely convict!
Your boat's on water, but the stars couldn't help you find any excuse for your broken promise!
So I'll raise a toast to this fraud who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses!
He's a pussy from start to end, as his fate was woven onto him!

Maui:
Maybe add a sense of humor to your massive arsenal; you don't seem that amused!
Got so many weapons in stock, yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use!
I held up the sky, dealt with the fire, and those ain't my greatest stunts!
You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone; do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?
You got me actin' like Baldur, 'cause all your blows are painless!
For once, take a step back; this ain't the cliff you fell from!
To all the pantheons that I saved from eradication
By finishing him once and for all, you're welcome!

Kratos vs. Maui - Rap Battle!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

This was originally planned to be the fifth battle, but due to casting issues the second and fifth battle have switched places on the schedule. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!

CookieSaurus as XJ-9
Eddie as Mighty No. 9

XJ-9:

It’s Jenny.
And I reckon that Beck will be coming second
‘Gainst a force to be reckoned with, best you in a nanosecond
Even Sheldon’s more threatening to me than your wreck of a weapon
Tried to Vexus but your over-Xel-ously ended up deceptive
Wanting to gain my rap skills? That’s no reason to Kickstart a fight!
It’s clear you were screwed loose from the start - under black or greenlight
Go Cryosphere me a river and short circuit! No money back
At any AcXelerate you know i’m a-head on this track
I can’t ig-Nora Raggedy Android - who’s mascot of a Brand… ish
I’m Calling out your stolen Comcept repackaged as Mega Man’s kin
Bringing the cam-pain to a foe Mezmer-izing and fueling fake fans
It’s a Sibling Tsunami when I leave SANDA in my Wake, man!
                                              
Mighty No. 9:
 
I’ll leave you crying like it’s prom night - lest you use Sheldon to show off
He’s stooped so low that my foe is now a MILF As A Teenage Robot
You can proceed with Call Hating but we’re with CherryDyn, on top!
At least I actually made money! You were a commercial flop
You’re in need of a Hostile Makeover (Ha!) Better Tuck and cover
When you’re dismantled, your ReXelection would be quite the Cluster
I’d say this Monkey ain't so Wise despite her use of the Trinity
Prepare for a Future Shock because it would take years to finish me            
The strength of a million men seems hidden in this XJW
Your followers seem to love screening your chest - like your mother’s news
You walk among your League Of Legends as Robot Boy’s Krust-y Cousin
Nick nicked you of you show and Nick Yu nicked you of your win

XJ-9:

You got thousands of people to fund a game that is lifeless
But thinking you could beat me as a stretch goal is priceless
I squash bugs your game is riddled with! Surpassed by your labrats!
You’ll have nothing to show and tell when I take you for Masterclass!

Mighty No. 9:

You Are The Robot - thus you lack humane behaviour
But you should be avid in my philosophy: it’s a no-brainer!
Their Neighbour Was A cool Teenage Robot - before the redesign
Now a Silver Shell of her former self - Megaman X-J-9

Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Doritos (ft. Leannaire)

XJ-9 vs Mighty No. 9 - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

im the coolest meme-meister in the USA

Mancha as Poochie
Boris as Parappa the Rapper

Poochie:

The name’s Poochie D, and i’ve got something to say
The Cool-est dudemeister leaves you neutered and spayed
I’ll make ya cry when I cut up Master Onion
Colonel Noodle here can’t do nothing by kickin’ and punchin’
U RAPPIN’ AWFUL when compared to the Simpsons
Your father messed up when he invented this shrimp son
I put a spin on my cartoon much like a vinyl
Lammy shows that your maker learned to always recycle!

Parappa:

Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, i’m sure you’ll find
I’m alright, go back to sittin’ in the car
While I make like the Simpsons and drop the bar
You’ve made it! I’m spittin’ a Fireworks Factory
Your measly one Stage was unsatisfactory
So head to your planet that needs you, they’re brainless
No need to smell me later when inhabiting Uranus!


Poochie:

Chill out, hot dog, and take it on the Joe Chin
Cut it out! Like your in-game appearance, your flow’s thin
It’s hard to Fleaswallow you think you’re better, mutt
You gotta believe that I just kicked your butt

Parappa:

Throwing some cel shade sends you straight to the vet
I’m set with Sunny, but for you, the sun’s set
You’ve got a bad rap, and here you haven’t been redeemed
Killed the mic like your character: 2D EXTREME!

Cover Art by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Boris
Prod. by Marsad Men

NEXT BATTLE: Wait like an hour (ft. garbageGothic)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (Gonna make this a thing now)

-This was the second AvA I ever wrote. It was written for this series unlike Peridot vs Flats, but it was made while the name of the series was still "Cartoons vs Anything".

-I did credit him properly above, but I want to give a special shoutout to Boris who was incredibly helpful with the making of this battle. He suggested additions for Parappa that I hadn't thought of, he mixed the battle (this is the first AvA that Skeep didn't mix) and he is editing Parappa's parts. Thanks man, couldn't have done it without you.

-For a brief point of time, this beat (Mary Pt. 2 by Marsad Men, if anyone is wondering) was my all time favourite beat and I am really excited that I got to use it.

-Mancha re-recorded Poochie last minute which is why this battle came out today instead of yesterday.

PREVIOUS HINT EXPLANATION:
"It's not my fault your game is terrible, i'll abuse this!"

Pretty obvious, it's a direct rip of one of Poochie's lines from CMRB's Itchy and Scratchy vs Tom and Jerry but replacing "show" with "game" because Parappa is a game

Poochie vs PaRappa the Rapper - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

Jack Skellington vs Sans - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: Chapter 1 Finale)

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