Bro rlly said “handle this light work” 💀

megumin, i thought i was your battle rap rival!

So we just gonna ignore that he basically said kill urself 💀🙏

Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/474ommuzczk

ape fullz

garbageGothic as Derpy Hooves
Ken-chan as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Ebony:
I’m good at so many things, and rapping is one of them
For looking like such a prep, it seems you’ve done none of it
Got Magic and Friendship, ho, you can just ask B’loody Smith
Like Hasbro, I’m taking names - better stick to Muffins, bitch
Not tryna read stories from all your dweeb bronies
You’re stepping to me, Dopey? You’re Little and below me
The fuck is an e-pony when met with the E-bony
Derpy better flee ‘fore we turn this Smile HD gory
This animation error was just run through the floor
You give me more of a fuckin’ headache than Dumblydore
So call it Nightmare fuckin’ Night how I’m Mic the fuckin’ Mic
When my lines are from a knife to take a Slice out of your Life

Derpy:
Ehhh, I don’t buy it. Your author’s pretty sketchy
Like, not even Cupcakes is played off this edgy
She passed it off as satire but when the curtains are drawn
She’ll stay crying to herself like “I just don’t know what went wrong”!
We teach good morals, but grammar? Uh, well
How did you get into Hogwarts if you can’t even spell?
You put the “emo” in “demon”, all your costumes are just drab
Ditch your Hot Topic goth fit, I’ve got this in the bag
Yeah, in merch, my name is shuffled, but that just goes to show
That Hasbro only calls me “Muffins” when I’m making the dough
With my rhymes fresh out of the oven, ironic, as my foe
Your Author’s finally in something that’s actually of Note

Ebony:
Quit flaming me, poser! You think I’m demented? 
I’m not the one that got cancelled for being offensive
And with your creepy adult pervs and conflicted reception
Your show became like your eyes - going two different directions
Pull out the wand to put your ass out to pasture
Turn Hooves into glue - abra-cadaver
The title’s My Immortal ‘cuz my legacy is ageless
While you’re turning the page onto the next generation

Derpy:
There’s bad parts to all fandoms, and you’re the Prime example
‘Cuz I think that it’s pretty cheap how your shipping is handled
A worse love story than Twilight is all that you could conjure
So as a lead, it’s pretty clear that our Tara is Stronger
Your tale of satanic magic won’t fly with us
‘Cuz from my run-ins with Tirek, I’m not surprised you sucked
Now, I’ve gotta go - this mail won't deliver itself
Oh! But I do have one letter to hand you -
- it’s an L!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Derpy Art by GrumpyCryptid
Ebony Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Derpy Hooves vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGalnal9RdI

bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - Kirby Vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Rap Battle Ft. Azia & Snakebite126

Zavodila With Lyrics - By Juno Songs

WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

An acoustic version of Spider Girl, a song about the video game Undertale.

Artwork by Addi Wallace: https://cara.app/additionalli

Lyrics:
Stumbling around the darkness, I can't see the door
The walls are lined with something and so's the floor
I hear her chilling laughter and see her smile
She tells me to sit and join her, "please stay a while"

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She hands to me a tray of biscuits, tea and bread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

The party beat is thumping, she starts to dance
Her friends come out together, caught in her trance
Wiping crumbs off the table, they join the feast
Even her cutie-muffin is moving to the beat

Can't shake the feeling that I'm hanging by a thread
It seems to me she's trapped my soul inside her web
She makes a motion for the tub of strawberry spread
I can't put my finger on it, can't put my finger on it

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
I didn't have the means to keep her from this harmony
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

There's something weird about the way she speaks to me
There's something strange about the flavour of her tea
She's glaring angrily, turns out the meal wasn't free
She's some kind of spider girl, some kind of spider girl

Spider Girl (Acoustic Version)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/HmOVTSjxj7Y

stargirlkyu as Lofi Girl
DayumDahlia as Cassette Girl

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Cassette Girl:
Let’s kick it back to the 80s and stick the tape in
As I deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
Against a scholar who copied off Studio Ghibli’s homework
And changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice (uh)

Low fidelity? The hell is that even s’posed to be
Oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
Playing non-stop in the background of a frat house
You merged for the merch, now you’re ChilledCow’s cash cow

Artist goes by Soft, I’m going hard though
DONDRRR dons the mark of don demarco 
Take you down like how your channel gets strikes
Maybe study copyright law next time

Lofi Girl:
Excuse me, could you please keep it down
Your hair’s made out of tape? I wish it was your mouth
I’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
So sit back, study and relax to this lofi beating

You were scrapped as a mascot, it looks like you’re still active though
Tell me, how could someone rapping this bad host a talent show
Honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
‘Cuz this battle’s like Newgrounds - you’ve got no game

Cassette Girl:
You couldn’t back up half the shit you’re saying
Gonna need to add an MLA citation
When it comes to rapping, like her shirt, she’s unfit
Get her out of Cass’ hair and back in Ludwig’s

It’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
The coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
Take it from an android, this streamer’s an automated loop at best
No amount of studying would help her pass the Turing Test

Lofi Girl:
The whole net thirsts for this web toon
From Cassette Girl to Cassette Goon
In the long run, as an artform
Looks like SoftDon made you softcore

Granted, PhantomArcade gave you a glow up
But not even FNF could get this Android to blow up
And now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
Ironic, Anchor Electronics just keeps holding him back

So now I’ll put this to bed, give Cassette a pillow fight
Lofi still making the bread, got that loaf eye
Like your namesake, your days came and went
So call me a Walkman ‘cuz I just played Cassette

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by kulture.
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/pj8-6pDekuA?si=UBN4w3cwZYwXseR4

Luke Reardon as SpongeBob SquarePants
Eddiefrb as Captain Underpants

Mancha as Squidward
Freshy Kanal as Painty the Pirate
Luke Reardon as Fred the Fish & Mr. Krabs
Quizzique as French Narrator

ryTchie as George Beard
Dilly as Harold Hutchins 
JesseBoxVO, ryTchie, garbageGothic, Freshy Kanal, swizkii & Eddiefrb as the Underpants Choir

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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Stepping on a beat, you know that I’m ready!
So pull up, Krupp, and I’m not talkin’ bout a wedgie!
I know you battle naked but that fashion statement
Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (MY EYES!)

Listen buddy - if I’m being honest
When it comes to stripping - better stick to the comics
Compared to my three topping box office hits
Man, your film hit the deck AND THEN FLOPPED LIKE A FISH! (ohhhh!)

I’m bathed in acclaim, and all ages adore me
Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
Were labeled as lame, and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly
Replaced by your maker’s new stories

Alright, pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you’re no Mrs. Puff
But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘Cuz you were the first one to get your waste banned

Captain Underpants:
STAND DOWN, SQUAREPANTS!
I’LL WRING OUT THIS SPONGE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
You’re an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate! (ha ha ha!)

Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in SILENCE!
I’m the Captain, you couldn’t get a boating LICENSE!
While we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat!
Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory!

Your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down!
Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound!
Got the tighty off-whities, I’m looking slick!
While you are a sponge and you still have no drip!

(UNDERPANTS!) Your panty raids are wicked!
(UNDERPANTS!) Admit it, evildoer - you get no britches!
(UNDERPANTS!) Who let this man cook? His bars are torture!
Stick to flipping patties - THAT’S AN ORDER!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, an order! Squidward! (yeah, I heard ya.)
(No shoes or shirt) but we’re still gonna serve ya! (ugh)
My Karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red
So like a Krabby Patty, I’ll turn this beef on its head!

I make work fun! Your school is such a bore
You don’t corrupt kids minds, kids are corrupting yours
And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off 
How’d you get more dirty minded after being brainwashed?

You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
But blackmailing children? Now THAT’S dirty laundry
I’ve met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they’re stronger
Than this super zero who can’t last a second underwater!

(SpongeBob splashes Captain Underpants with water, reverting him to Mr. Krupp)

Mr. Krupp:
Hey, what’s your deal, bub!?? You got me all wet!
Under the sea is right, you get an F!
You’re just another troublemaking brat
That keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna (SNAP!)

Captain Underpants:
(gasp!)
(UNDERPANTS!) TRA-LA-LAAA! It’s no wonder
(UNDERPANTS!) Your animation went in the gutter
(UNDERPANTS!) Like Nick had altered your business model
From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama!

(UNDERPANTS!) Stephen had said that wish was to try
(UNDERPANTS!) To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
(UNDERPANTS!) But then came Sponge on the Run, almost as if it was spite
Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Diamond Style & GlitchDude
Art by Luke Reardon (SpongeBob) & BMB (Underpants)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

I DO NOT OWN THIS TRACK, ALL CREDITS TO JAKENUETRON ON YOUTUBE, I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN IF THE OWNER REQUESTS ME TO.

AUDIO ONLY  | Only One Way (feat Caleb Hyles, Pearl Point ,NBerryPop, Novasaur | jakenuetron

GamingPlush64 - Vanny Vs. Spamton G. Spamton Rap Battle

Оригинал - https://youtu.be/VJ1QmNbkyXI?si=ewS4rBCE4Aeau0Ds

Ready Player Two(Full version)

Phantom Dancing

DAGames - Ambush

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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