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COOL NEWGROUNDS FNF LINK HEHEHEH: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371

It's been two long months. Time to come back BIG.

Written, Performed, Edited by RecD
All uncredited voices by RecD
The Girlfriend performed by Moop: https://twitter.com/Moopsterino
Mommy Mearest performed by MLoreley: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx-hnnIalNyYsCeLXDUHUuA
Perfect Clear Footage by Flippy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMIGpjyL6H__IFp7emWErlw
Original music composed by KawaiSprite: https://twitter.com/kawaisprite
Incidental Music arranged by RecD

Artists:
SnoojiTay: https://twitter.com/taysamey
Skeletal-King: https://www.deviantart.com/skeletal-king
Chili: https://twitter.com/chili_was_here
Court Jester: https://twitter.com/Jester_O_Court
MiwwieUWU: https://twitter.com/MillieMcFoxArt
Kermo Giovanna: https://www.youtube.com/user/Minecraftops219
Ihavenohotcocoa: https://twitter.com/ihavenohotcocoa
Moop: https://twitter.com/Moopsterino
JOnline: https://twitter.com/j_is_Online

Sprite customs by SeerOfTheNight: https://twitter.com/sotnstar
Thumbnail by MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/user/MugiMikey​

ANIMATORS:

MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/user/MugiMikey​
Piggybank12: https://twitter.com/MarkandFlops
Glazey: https://twitter.com/jglazey
Jakeneutron: https://twitter.com/TheJakeneutron

Friday Night Funkin is (C) NinjaMuffin99, KawaiSprite, PhantomArcade and evilsk8r
Tom Fulp's Face is owned by Tom Fulp: https://tomfulp.newgrounds.com/
Dad N Me, Alien Hominid, Pico owned by Dan Paladin & Newgrounds: https://danpaladin.newgrounds.com/
Salad Fingers owned by David Firth: https://doki.newgrounds.com/
Dad is owned by sakupen (also play Dadgame its so fun): https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/510279
Tankmen is owned by JohnnyUtah and Newgrounds: https://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com/
Madness Combat & Tricky owned by Krinkels & Newgrounds: https://krinkels.newgrounds.com/

​​​​#fridaynightfunkin​​​​ #fnf​​​​ #newgrounds #tankmen

WEEK 7 (TANKMEN) WITH LYRICS By RecD (Friday Night Funkin' Cover)

King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie - Rap Battle! ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:

https://youtu.be/wqu4eUPFvYc

Kumodo Dragon as Toothless
Chi-Chi as Pikachu

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Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I’m nothing like you
I ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain’t showing no weakness, Pika, I’m not the type to
You ain’t got the stones to handle what I’m gon Raichu
My trilogy on “Dark Knight”, Fury just don’t miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it “for kids”
Your games are so easy, even Team Rocket can’t fail
Players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
Were so fat it took you a whole gen to slim
Fuck a gym badge, get homie a gym membership
When you sent kids to the hospitals, they said Porygon did
Homie, how ironic that Pokémon is this outta pocket 
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You’ve peaked, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
When I bring the fangs out, I’m the one who chews you

Pikachu:
The Viking Books say you’d merk me on sight
But that verse was Toothless - all Berk and no bite 
Can’t hurt me on mics, better get ready to brawl 
Cuz I’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch ‘em all
Now, for starters - a tot adopting a monster to train it?
Like a DItto, you saw my concept and duplicated 
Dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
But you just turned out Toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
Pikachu! Now our eyes have met, so enough talk
PokeStop, you wanna pull up? Get a spun top
Disses charged, I’m stealing your Thunder with one Shock
Getting killed, you ain’t coming back, that’s a Nuzlocke
How’d you cause all this murder and still call Hiccup your best friend
You tried to remedy it but I wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘Cuz Drago made the orders, but you did not refuse them
You did the hit yourself and killed Stoic in confusion

Toothless:
Stoic the Vast layed his life down to protect his son
Over to Ash, don’t even know where his dad is from
You’re outdated, your haters are bandwagoning
Even got fans asking you now to patch up your damn graphics


Pikachu:
When Hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
Man, if I looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
And now you’re ride or die for the person that scarred you
I thought PokeBalls were bad, you were caught in a harpoon!

Toothless:
Nazi signs and racist designs - you think we missed it?
You saying you’re a changed ‘mon but I don’t wanna Jynx it
Remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
Kept it Hidden like an HM in hopes that we would forget it
But we didn’t - Tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
Shilling two identical variants like a pair o’ lies
Now you’re gaming’s laughingstock, your moment has gone by
‘Cuz like your save battery, bitch, you’ve run dry

Pikachu:
I’m the best selling franchise of all time, my trade is trained
Call this a PokeRap Battle how I’m taking names
Hunted for Light Furies, then went into hiding
It’s like your life soft-reset the second you found a Shiny
Never first at Dreamworks, you’ve got your own Gary
Always second to Shrek ‘cuz Dragons can’t touch Fairies
While I am the very best and no one ever was better
So fuck a Rare Candy, you’ll never get on my Level

Written by Eddiefrb and Kumodo Dragon
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Vendetta Beats & Voodoo Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Toothless vs Pikachu - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/emFynbuYlPA

BobcatXtreme as Rick Sanchez
Nicole Smith as GLaDOS
Eddiefrb as Morty Smith
littleflecks as Wheatley

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Rick Sanchez:
It’s riggity-riggity-Rick siggity-chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I’ll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test she’ll be passing’s my butter 

You don’t wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
‘Cuz even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn’t even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off

All your portals are fucking bogus 
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There’s one hole you come out and one you go in
Why’d you need to fucking color code it?

‘Cuz all of your players are squares and tools
And Gaben’s built like the Companion Cube
So come test these testicles, I’ll make it clear for ya
Head, bend over, and kiss my posterior!


GLaDOS:
Here come the test results, Rick - ooh.
This Is The Part Where I Diss You.
It says here that you have failed at rap and
You’re not a Rick, you’re a Jerry - atric

All your family really hates you
And your daughter is the most peeved.
Setting her son up for failure.
Cuz you can’t stop riggin’ Morty.

Truly ironic how you fell off.
Your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce.
But don’t feel too bad that your life is a mess.
‘Cuz it’s not like you still have a wife to protect.
Now drowning your sorrow with alcohol’s your only option
You’ve done my job for me bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You’ll enter as Rick and Morty and exit as rigor mortis




(Rick and Morty have a short improv altercation. Rick calls GLaDOS a “bitch”, to which Morty responds “you can’t say that, Rick!”. Rick ignores him and exclaims how he’s going to spit the greatest verse of all time, just like Eminem’s verse on Godzilla. Morty is panicked, as usual, but Rick doesn’t wait for him. Rick is EXTREMELY drunk in this verse.)

Rick Sanchez:
Wubba lubba dubba dubba you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’ve made it out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn’t in a pickle, bitch (hahaha)
Ooooh yeah, Get Schwifty
MC Bulldops up in the hizzy (get schwifty!)
There’s no bathrooms within her doors (no bathrooms!)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor! (awww yeah!)

A CEO this inexperienced
Doesn’t fare well for your business, Caroline (awww yeah!)
I seriously witnessed less error in
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (awww yeah!)

(uh) Took a big booty dame on a date
Your cake is a lie, I lie with the cake (keep going!)
I’m fucking in a ménage a trois everyday
That’s a threesome, never seen one in your games

Wheatley:
You’re churning out this fanservice rubbish like it’s cancer!

GLaDOS:
It seems we have no answer for Fortnite’s dopest dancer (pow pow pow!)

Despite the lack of substance in your show, it is quite funny how (it’s quite funny)
Your fanbase somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna wanna hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt

You’re critically panned, they’ll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room
(fetishes Harmon the whole writer’s room!)
Don’t listen to Dan, because if you do
You’ll keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool
(Keep Adult Swimming in your own gene pool!)
I Want You Gone, (GONE!) but it appears (PEERS!) you’re Still Alive (LIVE!), so like Newton
I’ll give you space (SPACE!) by dropping you off (OFF!) the face of the earth (EARTH!) - Goodbye, Moonman (AHHHHHHH!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/I4zDhllU5Zc

Azia as Megumin
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Ralsei
Tibbie as Yunyun
garbageGothic as Susie
Eddiefrb as Berdly

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Ralsei:
Once upon a time, a legend was whispered
Of a land filled with demons and magic and wizards
Where a human, a goddess, and a noble from the dark
Depart on a quest to be this kid’s babysitter

Only kidding of course, traveler, I’m not your foe
I do recall that Berdly is a big fan of your show (TRUE!)
Though with that raunchy script, it must’ve been quite the test 
I can tell your voice actors…. tried their very best!

Aww, That’s a cute costume, what’d you get it for?
Our release has passed, it’s not Halloween anymore
Now I’m not judging, I know your family’s plenty poor
But I’m pretty sure sharing baths ain’t what friends are for

Megumin:
Kazuma, this clown’s tryna start with Axel’s crowd
Boutta bomb his Castle Town as my target practice grounds
I would skip the introduction, but my name can be announced fine
Unlike yours, the viewers know how to pronounce mine

My name is Megumin! Better flee, Whimsun
Crimson Demon leaving bleaters bleeding deep crimson
Battling me is a death wish, I’m no pacifist
This Darkner’s like Darkness - both masochists

The second you dropped the cloak, you showed your dubious side
But if you don’t want the smoke, then put the doobie aside
You’re always the weakest link, this wuss is too meek to fight
We conquered the Demon King, you couldn’t defeat a Knight


Ralsei/Susie:
Was that her only shot? It looks like now she’s tired
This baby sucks. Ralsei, go and Pacify her
Susie, she’s already been recruited! Heh. hardly
This would be the first time she’s been invited to a party

They call you a wizard? Even I know more magic!
Why don’t you cast a spell that you don’t know and watch what happens?
Or just SPARE us your ACT, ‘cuz when paired on a track
You can call us Kazuma - we carried your ass Susie!! >:(

Megumin/Yunyun:
Megumin, I thought I was your battle rap rival!
Yunyun, relax, It’s just a prince and his disciple 
This tutorial geek is preaching to kids he just met?
Yeah, right? What kind of teacher has no subjects?

The Prince is a match, I bet he’s really a Lightner
Looks like RALSEI and ASRIEL are both SERIAL LIARES
When we conjure EXPLOSION! with teamwork together
You will be the third Dreemurr to leave Kris forever

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by EDXBeats
Art by linterteatime
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Megumin vs Ralsei - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGwire as Huggy Wuggy
Freshy Kanal as The Rolling Giant
GamingPlush64 as Mall Staff

Huggy Wuggy:
Does somebody want a hug?
Don't come looking for a flower inside Playtime's domain,
Or I will, POP a giant like the Macy's Parade!
Buddy, your mall ain't getting used, so stop raising the roof!
Went from broke to broken to broken into, and now I'm breaking YOU!
Roll in, then stand in place; you call that a jump-scare?
How you gonna escalate? You can't make it upstairs!
I'm in mint condition; you're nothing but mulch and wet paper!
So keep those hands in the air; embrace your French nature!
Listen, Paul Blart, why don't you try out a different diet?
You're so pale, they should call you "The Iron-Deficient Giant"!
I'll chew you in the food court, make you bite-sized with teeth like these,
And show kids why it's important to eat your greens!

The Rolling Giant:
Let's put this on tape, so you learn in time
You couldn't corner me in malls unless you're merchandise!
I rolled into your chapters, waiting for the scary part, (What?)
And the biggest horror was the bill put on my credit card!
Funny-looking toys soak the floor with blood.
For an experiment, you love repeating formulas!
I suppose we both evoke some sense of nostalgia,
'Cause you remind me of the thousand trends you copied off of!
I know you love attention, but, er... don't make me follow you.
I'll get up in your lens and show the world how a dolly zooms!

Huggy Wuggy:
You're not Salad Fingers 'cause you're holding onto leaves! (Leaves!)
I saw you decompose before The Oldest View released! (Ooh!)
You spent every birthday rolling in the deep; the loneliest I've seen!
You might be the only piñata no one wants to beat! (Huh!)
I could give a tight hug, but it'll be quite rough when
I squeeze the life from MoistCritikal dried up!
What more can you do? Sitting through your tape is torture enough!
You call it experimental, I call it... b-boring as fuck!

Mall Staff:
Attention to all customers! Our mall staff would like to advise that the giant is now on the loose.
We advise that you consistently check behind you...

The Rolling Giant:
Or else he'll find you.
I'll do a favor to this genre by stomping on washed-up Monsters, Inc.!
You're the doll that couldn't monitor jack 'til a box was dropped and you got the slip!
Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist,
Or next time we're talking 'Poppy's', your grave will have them on top of it!
Don't run after me when you run out of all your gimmicks.
Swapped with Kissy because you're someone we won't be Missing!
And with Playtime's internet history, I would zip it!
I'll torment you to levels that not even Mob could mimic! (What!)
Make my wheels squeak, and I process you into couch cushions.
Watch me turn your security cameras into found footage!
Don't ask me what I want, 'cause I can see it: (Yeah?)
Here lies a dead horse who's constantly beaten!

Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant - Rap Battle!

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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sir rap battles as teruteru hanamura
danii as chef pee pee

written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by gamingplush54
art by itspizzabox
cover art by shimario

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Chef Pee Pee vs. Teruteru Hanamura - RAP BATTLE!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/vh-_OgEm_7s?si=M6Ed-Y5U8uQ732ue

RecD as Dr. Doofenshmirtz
True Evil Villain as Doctor Doom

Eric the Audible as Norm

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Doctor Doom:
Tune into the thrilling new beginning of Doom
The villain too illin’ who’s willing to prove it
You’ll never catch up with crimes like Heinz
Keep your two nickels, I got rhymes like dimes

Doom - not to be Confused with Doofenshmirtz
(The goofy twerp who’s Looney Tune contraptions usually work against him?)
Yes. Even my henchmen are ahead of you
Where’s your pedigree when your nemeses are a petting zoo

Your wife took Vanessa, then she left ya
That woman is your ex and they call me the Professor
She blew my Reed Richard, flipped it over, slammed it
Just one thrust and busted, like Candace

Now your chance of remarryin’ is very slim
As for Perry, I’d parry him, then bury him
Put the name of his gang on his grave
Just remember all caps - O.W.C.A

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Victor von Doom, how completely expected
And by Victor, I mean the next to be bested
I don’t remember inventing a mech this pathetic
(Sir?) Well, Norm’s the exception, but

I mean, just look at you! You act like you’re great
But one scratch and you grafted a mask to your face
I mean, geez, you could have at least tried some ointment
Or, you know, only put the mask on when you went out
I’m just saying, you had options here

I have a scheme that will haunt you much greater
Behold, the world’s tiniest violin-ator
It blocks the Latverian sun and kills your crops
Now there’s famine in your country and it just won’t stop
(Don’t stop!) I can’t stop, first I have to put this foe at ease
And prove he Ain’t Got Rhythm with no Platypus Controlling Me
After this defeat, go fix your nerd suit, Viktor
‘Cuz all your plans end with you saying CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!

Doctor Doom:
Pop the toolie on Balloony and blow you both full of holes
(THE IRON LEADER IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.)
Dude’s different - the dimwitted lose to true brilliance
And Doof’s an idiot while (DOOM WAS IMMINENT.)

(SOMETIMES THE BOMB MIGHT EXPLODE..
…WITHOUT ANY WARNING.)

Doom’s bomb’s ‘bout to blow - Doof, stop drop and roll
Spew hot coal like snot blowing through nostrils
Might pop pops in the dome and taunt “got your nose”
Father oughta go back to the garden gnomes guardin’ homes

Holmes, whatever the case is
Do it like kickball and cover all the bases
It’s a Fantastic stretch tryna conquer Latveria
But first, get in a state to try the Tri State Area

Landed in Danville, said “Take me to your Guv’nor”
Proceeded to have a wonderful supper with your brother
He said your mother doesn’t love ya - I don’t blame her
You spend your summers self-destructing your inators

What a failure - Gee, I wonder where’d the Time go
So down on his luck that now he’s bunkin’ with Milo
4 seasons and nothing to show for it at all
I guess once summer ends, then comes the fall

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
As a kid in Gimmelschtump, our income was lesser
I was poorer than your live action track record
So growing up in your country might have been nice
But one thing Drusselstein did have is civil rights

So if we’re talking backstories, you’ve got it worse
Both your mom and your dad died while you were a boy
Neither of my parents showed up to my birth
But they missed all my birthdays entirely by choice

Messed with Mephisto and you took the L
Blew up your face and it got you expelled
Reed tried to warn you, you paid him back well
By sending his son foot-diving straight into hell!

You sacrificed your lover and the power drove you cuckoo
Good luck finding another lady that suits you
This isn’t a prank, no, my victory was foolproof
The trophy is Doof’s, and you’ll do what I say (woop woop!)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and David Arcade Beats
Art by Lew Kreerdun and kayjaysee
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb