Freshy Kanal - Kirby Vs. The Very Hungry Caterpillar Rap Battle Ft. Azia & Snakebite126

King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie - Rap Battle! ft. McGwire & Chase Beck

It's Pizza Time and Peppino Spaghetti is STILL searching the Pizza Tower for the last toppin, with lyrics chronicling his suffering! Can he make it out in time before the beam hits his place like a big Pizza Face?

IMPOSTOR AND TABI ARE COMING, I had a hard drive corruption this month that set both back awhile, and wanted to make sure you all had SOMETHING from me before the month was over. I've been following this game since the Halloween Demo so it's been awesome to finally be able to do a video on it!

Twittter: https://twitter.com/RecDTRH
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RecD
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6PWNwEY

Written, performed, and edited by RecD
Peppino, Gustavo, Mr. Stick & Pizza Face voiced by RecD

Artists:

Agent Water Buffalo: https://twitter.com/AGWater_Buffalo
Fossil: https://twitter.com/fossilarts
MiwwieUWU: https://twitter.com/MiwwieUwUArt
Kermo Giovanna:  https://twitter.com/KermoGiovanna

Thumbnail by MugiMikey: https://www.youtube.com/c/MugiMikey
Art direction by crowbobot & valonide
Produced by Josh Denty & Avantika Mishra

It's Pizza Time WITH LYRICS By RecD - Pizza Tower Cover

Knuckles vs Undyne - RAP BATTLE! - ft. Cami-Cat & True Evil Villain

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/pj8-6pDekuA?si=UBN4w3cwZYwXseR4

Luke Reardon as SpongeBob SquarePants
Eddiefrb as Captain Underpants

Mancha as Squidward
Freshy Kanal as Painty the Pirate
Luke Reardon as Fred the Fish & Mr. Krabs
Quizzique as French Narrator

ryTchie as George Beard
Dilly as Harold Hutchins 
JesseBoxVO, ryTchie, garbageGothic, Freshy Kanal, swizkii & Eddiefrb as the Underpants Choir

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SpongeBob SquarePants:
Stepping on a beat, you know that I’m ready!
So pull up, Krupp, and I’m not talkin’ bout a wedgie!
I know you battle naked but that fashion statement
Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (MY EYES!)

Listen buddy - if I’m being honest
When it comes to stripping - better stick to the comics
Compared to my three topping box office hits
Man, your film hit the deck AND THEN FLOPPED LIKE A FISH! (ohhhh!)

I’m bathed in acclaim, and all ages adore me
Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
Were labeled as lame, and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly
Replaced by your maker’s new stories

Alright, pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you’re no Mrs. Puff
But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘Cuz you were the first one to get your waste banned

Captain Underpants:
STAND DOWN, SQUAREPANTS!
I’LL WRING OUT THIS SPONGE WITH MY BARE HANDS!
You’re an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate! (ha ha ha!)

Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in SILENCE!
I’m the Captain, you couldn’t get a boating LICENSE!
While we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat!
Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory!

Your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down!
Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound!
Got the tighty off-whities, I’m looking slick!
While you are a sponge and you still have no drip!

(UNDERPANTS!) Your panty raids are wicked!
(UNDERPANTS!) Admit it, evildoer - you get no britches!
(UNDERPANTS!) Who let this man cook? His bars are torture!
Stick to flipping patties - THAT’S AN ORDER!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, an order! Squidward! (yeah, I heard ya.)
(No shoes or shirt) but we’re still gonna serve ya! (ugh)
My Karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red
So like a Krabby Patty, I’ll turn this beef on its head!

I make work fun! Your school is such a bore
You don’t corrupt kids minds, kids are corrupting yours
And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off 
How’d you get more dirty minded after being brainwashed?

You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
But blackmailing children? Now THAT’S dirty laundry
I’ve met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they’re stronger
Than this super zero who can’t last a second underwater!

(SpongeBob splashes Captain Underpants with water, reverting him to Mr. Krupp)

Mr. Krupp:
Hey, what’s your deal, bub!?? You got me all wet!
Under the sea is right, you get an F!
You’re just another troublemaking brat
That keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna (SNAP!)

Captain Underpants:
(gasp!)
(UNDERPANTS!) TRA-LA-LAAA! It’s no wonder
(UNDERPANTS!) Your animation went in the gutter
(UNDERPANTS!) Like Nick had altered your business model
From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama!

(UNDERPANTS!) Stephen had said that wish was to try
(UNDERPANTS!) To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
(UNDERPANTS!) But then came Sponge on the Run, almost as if it was spite
Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Diamond Style & GlitchDude
Art by Luke Reardon (SpongeBob) & BMB (Underpants)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

I DONT OWN THIS!

Credit to the SMG4 youtube channel

Original video link: https://youtu.be/6acSH-EXoU0?si=BUenksMKwLy8Rp2L

SMG4 WOTFI 2023 RAP BATTLE

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/yk9lp19Vwx8?si=LoCy2NCGYKAG7HXU

Eddiefrb as Eric Cartman
Langle as Charlie Brown

garbageGothic as Lucy van Pelt
littleflecks as Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman:
Oh my god, Kyle. Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(shut up fatass) That’s right Kyle. Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I’ll have to fuck his mom tonight. I hear she’s pretty horny
Charlie Brown, was it? it must be really tough
Living with both depression and leukemia
So if you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park and suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I’m dropping bombs, just in case you couldn’t tell
Like Imaginationland, I’ll leave Peanuts full of shells
‘Cuz I’m making fat stacks, my pocket’s on Kyle’s mom
You fucking Gooback, this battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition for poor children like Kenny (uh)
I’ve seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy (uh)
My job here is done - you’re totally boned
So like your actors at puberty, I’m going home

Charlie Brown:
Someone tell Linus to see who I’m stuck with
He’d be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike, though not that he’s racist
But you’re so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention, start by ditching the mask
It’s like your fans are raccoons ‘cuz they keep digging your trash
You’re crying censorship, “none of the networks care about us
By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount Plus”
With the hate speech you’re dropping, of course your ratings are bombing 
Now you’re just chasing the profit and saving face like Muhammad
I mean, you can’t take a joke and your politics are backwards
Good grief, at least Kanye’s a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole the Simpsons’ sad and gradual decline
Became middle-of-the-road, you lost track of what you fight against
So it makes sense you’d end up living on the side of it


Eric Cartman:
Oof, Charlie, you’re breaking my balls here - what a zinger
Didn’t expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger
Look, brah, I know it’s hard - y’know, dying of cancer
But I’m here to tell you that suicide is not the answer
And don’t try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you’re a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight’s something they bully you for
‘Cuz you’re big boned like me, except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie, don’t give in to fear
Who cares if you haven’t been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretly think you’re totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it’s so hard, but man, you gotta hold on
‘Cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for, but dude, you gotta let it go
No, no, Charlie, don’t do it, don’t do it, noooo!

Lucy van Pelt:
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size, you object
I’d say you’re too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived, you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I’ll pick at your mind for no nickel
I’m guessing it all went wrong when your mother
Slept with so many wieners, you moved into another
Dad left her, and he was so happy with his new lover
‘Till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak! Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you’re an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you - pork isn’t kosher
You’re worthless! Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don’t sugarcoat it, cuz then you’d probably eat me
Here’s my final two cents, this counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by bailey daniel and GlitchDude
Art by ryTchie
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/eUtOsxSAYSU?si=85AjEtWSp_e1P3E7

Keyblade as Puss in Boots
The Stupendium as The Cat in the Hat

Freeced as the Narrator
Snakebite126 & Eddiefrb as Thing 1 & Thing 2

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Puss in Boots:
Folks claim he’s best of clothed fame
Dressed to impress, and head to toe draped
From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr
The danger in his genes, and the boots with the fur

I am Puss in Boots! Hola and ole
You’re next to know I am next to no name (ha)
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
Go hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life (ha)

El Macho Gato, patea tu culo
Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone
Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door
They don’t wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more

Now I’m catching this stray, tossing him out on the street
What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet
Yes, I draw first blood, like the doctor’s answer
And I go for the throat like your author’s cancer (ha)

The Cat in the Hat:
My, that was lots of good fun (said the Cat.) That was fun that was funny, in fact (hm)
But one thing to know about me (said the Cat.) is that I tend to always come back 
(OH YEAHH!)
(Cat in the what?)

I keep two things in the back brick
Quick to make you disappear like a hat track
(Cat in the what?)

Begged Shrek, asked him “bring back the magic”
You’re not a classic, Cat in the Hat is
(Cat in the what?)

My my, you haven’t faced time kindly
Got nine lives - it looks like you’ve lived ninety
How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro
Better pack it up and move back to the old folks’ home

I’m just checking in since your parents are missing
I’m family friendly, you’ve been after kitties
‘Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a soft pause
It altered your mate, now it’s as if Kitty’s got claws

Reunited again with Perrito
But she’s not impressed by your little gatito
And she knows that she won’t compete with your ego
So next time you die - (adios, amigo!)


Puss in Boots:
Life is a journey and death is a given
The pages are turned as our stories are written
Your legacy’s tethered to Seuss’s estate
And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place

It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in
And his racism tainted the pages he penned
As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens
Death of the author caught the dog whistling

Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón 
Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo 
Tu live action hizo que hasta la señora Seuss se ralle 
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers

Fight me if must, flee me if you’re scared
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
You’re done running away, the kids have had enough
I’m dropping the mic - now, pick it up

The Cat in the Hat:
Pick it up? Gladly! I’ll pick up the flow
To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I’ll Go
You call me a stray? You’re an orphan
Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it

Alexander banked on you to free him but you didn’t
You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison
Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching
Soon as you tried to get laid, he got you back

And now all the horses and (men) could never begin to (mend)
Or put you and Humpty’s (friend)ship back together (again)
Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk
And better believe bested you ‘till his scheme stopped and he dropped

Now, what would you do when brother’s plans were foiled
Couldn’t take the fall, you made him take it for you
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
Then your legacy’s end is once Death has you caught 


Written by Eddiefrb (English) and Keyblade (Spanish)
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by GlitchDude and Freshy Kanal
Art by theladylyra and Mothmancha
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III)

ScHoolboy Q – Man of the Year
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