"Take it Off" is a single taken from our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a song about a bunch of horny women at a bachelorette party, featuring a 90's throwback sound.

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LYRICS:

At my friend Stephanie's
Bachelorette party
I was bored as can be
Until what do I see?
Suddenly a cop shows up
And starts to take off his stuff
He's a stripper named White Chocolate
And he's packing something in his pocket

Let me see your peen
Show me your goods
Smart car or limousine
Wanna see what's under the hood!

Take it off, take it off, daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off, baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies wanna see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that g
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna know how long
Before the end of this song

Is it short and stout or big and tall?
Or it it a small one after all?
Forget about Magic Mikey
Your bod is what I likey, likey
Strip it off, show me what you've got
White Chocolate makes me hot, hot, hot!

Show me your goods
Wanna see what's under the hood

Take it off, take it off, daddy
Let me see, let me see that body
Time to get, time to get naughty
At this bachelorette party
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off, baby
Time to get, time to get crazy
All the ladies want to see
Full frontal male nudity
I'll stick a fifty in that gee
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong
Show us your shlong
Wanna see that dong
Before the end of this song

Is it a sturgeon or a cod?
Is it a twig or a lightening rod?
Is it a corn snake or python?
Is it a lipstick or a tampon?
Is it a pony or a trusty steed?
Caterpillar or a centipede?
Vanilla or a lima bean?
Chorizo or a Jimmy Dean?
Is it a marmoset or King Kong?
Won't you show me how big is that dong?

Don't want coochies on TV
Or bare boobies in movies.
For vaginas I don't care
Seeing a penis is rare.
Quit with the tits
Enough with the muffs
Boobs and vajean
Have all been seen
Time to see more peen
On the big screen
And in magazines
Let that junk be seen!

Take it off, take it off daddy
(Daddy)
Let me see, let me see that body
(Body)
Time to get, time to get naughty
(Naughty)
At this bachelorette party
(Party)
Show me what's under that hood
Let me see, let me see the goods

Strip it off, strip it off baby
(Baby)
Time to get, time to get crazy
(Crazy)
All the ladies wanna see
(Wanna see)
Full frontal male nudity
(Male nudity)
I'll stick a fifty in that g
If you take it off, take it off for me.

(Makes the ladies get off)
(When you take it off, off)

Remove that thong!
Show us your dong!
You don't have long!
Before the end of this song!

"Oh, that's it?"

Take It Off (Single Mix)

"Lovin' Oven" is the first single off our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a yummy, sweet, fun and fluffy bubblegum pop track, featuring cheerleading chants and synth vibes. We think it's out tastiest song ever, you'll wanna eat it all up and leave no crumbs.
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LYRICS:

LOVIN' OVEN

My cookie cookie cookie
Needs some nookie nookie nookie

Won't you stir my batter?
Brown or white it don't matter
Pour it on my platter
Hope it doesn't splatter
Pastry's ready to be stuffed
Prue Leith won't get enough

My cupcake is nice and hot
Won't you give it a shot?
Take a bite of my goods
Just like Paul Hollywood
Taste it and give it a go
Better than the Baking Show

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Grab a slice of my cake
Don't be shy for God's sake
Eat more than you can take
Took Mom nine months to bake
Invite all of your friends
So good they'll want seconds

Get a slice of my pie
It might squirt in your eye
Hope it won't stain your shirt
It's a juicy moist dessert
I used prime flour in this feast
Hope there's not too much yeast

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Good French patisserie
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll sample your eclair
If it's messy I don't care
Filled with Cream makes fat girl's scream
It is a foodie's wet dream

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Lovin' Oven

Lovin' Oven (Single Mix)

"S-L-U-T" by Eden's Slutz, features tropical vibes, and a Caribbean calypso sound. A Summery pop song. Featuring the B-side "Me Likey Likey" with reggae vibes.

S-L-U-T

S-L-U-T (Sunny Mix)

When your girlfriend isn't very good at it, why not hire her gay friend?
"Joe Job" song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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"About your head, I have some complaints"

Girl, how is your head?
It's not very good
You haven't been sucking 
The way that you could.
Let's hire your friend Joe 
To show you how you should.
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Joe's sucked off everyone
Knows how to get it done
Always swallows the cum.
Joe is such a cum slut
He guzzles every single nut

You should take some tips from joe
He's a pro at suck and blow

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Men know what guys like
Gonna stop by on my bike
Gonna hire a gay man
He'll do it better than you can
Get a pen and take notes
On how two slide it down your throat.
Give it a wet coat
Then sink it down like a boat.

Girl, it's not your fault you don't have one
Let your gay friend show you how it's done.

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro.
He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro

Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No homo"
All the bros just go to Joe
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)

Egads, do not be mad
Your head game is kinda bad
Joe's the best head I've ever had
Also sucked my best friend Chad
Tell your Grandpa and your Dad
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
Let your brother know about Joe
Joe would be head of the class
In a head giving class.
Starts slow but finishes fast

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

Don't worry girl
I'm not a Homosexual
I'm just a "Joe sexual"
He knows how to please a man
Better than a woman can!

I'm in love with Joe
He's knows how to blow
He's a blow job pro
Knows how to suck off a bro
Joe is such a pro
He knows how to blow
Just say "No Homo"
All the bros just go to Joe

He's where you should go
So that he can show
You what you need to know
On how to suck off a bro
He can suck a choad
And swallow a load
He lives down the road
To unload just go to Joe

(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe Job!)
(Ain't no blow job like a Joe job!)

"Wait no, don't leave!"
"Oh well. I guess I'll have to go to Joe's again."

Male Popstitution

Joe Job

Joe Job (Explicit)

"Send You Nudes" is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! A song about sending nude photos to your gay landlord to pay your rent.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

[Nathan]
Gonna be late on my rent
Don't have the money today
All of my cash has been spent
But I can pay another way
How about we make a deal
I'll send you photos of my munt
My posterior I'll reveal
If you forgo my rent this month

I know you think I'm hot
I'll show you pictures of my cock

[Chorus]
I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You are a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Let me send you nudes
I will send you pics
Of my giant dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

[Nathan]
I know rent isn't free
Have no doubt
I'll let you see my peen
If you don't throw me out

Got no dough today
Don't hand an eviction notice to me
I'll let you give mee a B.J.
If you don't force me to pay
I don't have any cash
My starfish you can see
I'll give you pictures of my ass
If you don't evict me

I will let you give me head
To keep a roof over my head

[Chorus]
I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You're a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Let me send you nudes
I will send you Pics
Of my well hung dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will show you my pole
And also my butt
And pictures of my hole
Just please don't throw me out

[Nathan]
Nobody ever has to know
About my skanky photos
I know this sexual bribery
Is an illegal felony 
Won't alert authorities
If you give me this month's rent free

I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You are a gay dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

[Chorus]
Let me send you nudes
I will send you pics
Of my massive dick
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will send you nudes
Don't mean to be crude
You're a horny dude
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

I will send you nudes
Let me send you nudes
You can eat my splooge
To pay my rent I'll send you nudes

Send You Nudes

This song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! A pop song with a 90's vibe about being blown... away.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

"Please remain seated at all times"

Come and blow me, blow me, blow me away
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me today

Didn't know that a slut
Could stuff so much in her mouth
Never knew about you
That you can take more than two
Never ever even thought 
To put three into you're slot
Better hang up the phone
'Cause now I've been blown away

Girl I'll have you know
You put on a good show
Really knows your stuff
Impresses me much

You really know how to blow me... away
With the way that you slay
You really know your stuff
So huff and puff and blow me... away
You really know how to blow my... mind
One of a kind, such a rare find
Impresses me every time
Let it be known, consider my "mind" blown

Come and blow me, blow me, blow me away
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me today
Never knew these things about you
Cause now I've been blown, blown, blown away

I never ever knew these things about you
Never fathomed that I could orgasm
By putting your finger in there
Was unaware I had a P-spot 
Gave it a shot, ready I was not
Showed me everything you got
Made me wanna scream and moan
Ready again to be blown... away

I think you should know 
You put on a great show
Gave it all that you got
I just can't get enough

You really know how to blow my... mind
One of a kind, such a rare find
Impresses me every time
Let it be known, consider my "mind" blown
You really blew me, blew me... away
Never ceases to amaze
Enchanted by your magical ways
Let me declare, I've just been blown... away

Come and blow me, blow me, blow me away
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me today

Never knew that a man
Could do it like a woman can
Now I'm such a big fan
Never had it with a guy before
Didn't know what's in store
Now I'm craving more and more 
Of all the things you have shown
Consider me blown away

Boy I'll have you know 
You put on a great show
Really knows your stuff
I just can't get enough

You really know how to blow me.... away
With the way that you slay
You really know your stuff
So huff and puff and blow me... away

You really know how to blow my... mind
One of a kind, such a rare find
Impresses me every time
Let it be known, consider my "mind" blown

You really blew me, blew me... away (away!)
Never ceases to amaze (Amaze!)
Enchanted by your magical ways (your ways!)
Let me declare, I've just been blown... away

(Away!)
(Away!)
(Today!)

Come and blow me, blow me, blow me away (Away!)
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me today (Today!)
Never knew these things about you (About you!)
(Oh yeah, yeah!)
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me away
(Away!)
Come and blow me, blow me, blow me today
Never knew these things about you
Cause now I've been blown, blown, blown away

Blow Me

"Porno Star: is a single off our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz! Dedicated to anyone who has dreams of making it "BIG" in the (adult) film industry.

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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LYRICS:

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!

Armin Jammer is my pornstar name
Gonna gain world wide fame
I'm too gifted by God
To have a normal job
Male ejaculation
Will be my occupation
Don't need to go to school
When I got a massive tool

Would be great to penetrate
The adult film industry 
Getting paid to masturbate
And do some pornography 

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star
But I can't play guitar or sing
Gonna be the next best thing
Gonna be a porno star

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!

Don't strive for a 9 to 5
Aspire for something higher
Getting paid to get laid
Without breaking the law
Watch me cum after I become 
A world famous porno star
Don't got much brains upstairs
But got an awesome organ down there

Would be great to penetrate
The adult film industry 
Getting paid to masturbate
And do some pornography

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star
But I can't play guitar or sing (or sing)
Gonna be the next best thing
Gonna be a porno star

P-O-R-N-O
Gonna give adult films a go
S-T-Ar
Gonna be a porno star!
(no oh oh)
N.O.H.O.
San Fernando Valley I'll go
Move to L.A.
To become a porno star today

Steven Saint Croix, T.T. Boy,
Kyle Stone, Dale Da bone, Evan Stone,
Rod Fontana, Joey Silvera,
Manuel Ferrara, Charles Dera,
Bobby Vitale, Tony Tedeschi,
Rocco Siffredi, John Leslie,
Mark Davis, Michael Vegas,
Bo Dean, Harry Reems, James Deen
Marcus Leon, Tommy Gunn
Mikey Blue, Jay Crew
Colby Keller, Ryan Driller
Brent Corrigan, Lucas Ridgestone
Wanna be where they are
Wanna be a porno star!

Would love to be a movie star
But got no talent and can't act
Who really cares about that?
Pornography is where it's at
Would love to be a rock star (rock star!)
But I can't play guitar or sing (Can't sing!)
Gonna be the next best thing (Best thing!)
Gonna be a porno star (Porno star!)

P-O-R-N-O (oh oh oh!)
Gonna give adult films a go (oh oh!)
S-T-A-R (Yeah Baby!)
Gonna be a porno star (Tell me daddy!)
N.O.H.O. (oh yeah!)
San Fernando Valley I'll go (yes, yes, yes!)
Move to L.A. (okay!)
To become a porno star today 

(Oh baby!)
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Oh babe)

Porno Star

This song is taken from our debut album "Male Popstitution" by us, Skanky Broz!

Listen to "Male Popstitution" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/c153MmiZCMugBJxe7

Also available on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Soundcloud, and more!

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Wetter

"'Til You Can't Walk" is the debut single from us, Skanky Broz. This is a remix to our song, a smooth R&B jam.

(F*ck You) 'Til You Can't Walk [R&B Ballad Mix]

"Strip It Low" is a special single from us, Eden's Slutz, a special anthem to women who work hard and do what they gotta do to make end's meet...

Strip it Low (Exotic Mix)

The Slutz are leaving the Silver State for the Sunshine State. Heading to the biggest tourist slut spot in Florida. Because whores need a vacation too! Cum with us as we visit "Whorlando"!

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ

"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a song about the best ride in Orlando.
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skidmarks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

Look for our new album "Whorlando" cuming out on 7/7/25!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began back in 2016, when our "manager", Madam Eden Slutz, opened her brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia" as well as her escorting service called "Eden's Slutz Escorting Agency". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Giselle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

Eden's Slutz

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