If only you knew I was falling for you 
Then maybe you'd tease me, and that would be easy 
I'd ask you out, you'd say, "Without a doubt!' 
And we'd go to the movies, and I'd touch your boobies 
Then we'd go dine and I'd buy you some wine 
And that would impress you, and let me undress you 
I'd kiss your lips and then you'd grab my hips 
And then I'd remove your thong, and we'd make love all night long  

Your eyes are almost as nice as your thighs 
I'm not deep, but I've found a girl I want to keep 
So don't leave me, and I won't leave you, my dear.  

The next year of my life, I would make you my wife 
And we'd pack up our cases, and go to new places 
I'd be the happiest man in the world 
Because baby I'd love you, and all that we'd been through.  

Time flies, but it goes just to keep us alive 
All my life, I just want you to be by my side 
So don't leave me, and I won't leave you my dear  

Next year in Cuba, while I'm out to scuba 
And a thunderstorm warning delays us 'till morning
I'd catch you cheating and give you a beating 
Our marriage I'd sever, and leave you forever.  

Goddamn when I caught you with that other man 
I thought, "With this bitch I should not have tied the knot." 
It's too late, you blew it, I'm gone.

Scuba Diving in Cuba

edwardstopher