EETSUMMORR 

(Retardus- explosivus)
Family - Punk/Thrash

Disbanded 2008, and reinvented 2013. After the Not Good For Old People EP release in 2007, ESM began a crazy arsenal of shows for psycho people who like to jump around and damage things. Throughout 2004-08 The band performed multitudes of shows, in venues ranging from basements to house parties, music festivals to illegal secret public shows on local council property.  

Things settled, and as the boys rested to become normal boring citizens with real jobs, they got bored, and and and...started again.

Playing a unique style of music often referred to as the legendary 'Dragon Punk', passed down through centuries of ninjas, and monks, ESM are the only remaining band to adhere to this long tradition. The tradition involves long hair, paired with yelling and spitting into a microphone, and acting like a bunch of retards.

The band is currently recording a full length record, reinventing their sound, and putting themselves back on the map. You see, making up for lost time is hard work, and it takes dedication, and harassement skills to successfully become successful. E.g. Chuck Norris, and Hitler.

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