SIMULATION THEORY
by Brendan S. Rose

[Verse 1]
Sitting atop the shelf
Looking down over the yard
Sits the mighty and all-powerful glass jar
Looking down over reality
You can't know that, impossible bitch
You don't know that, no human knows it
Whatever you thought you knew, you don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar

[Chorus]
The glass jar is a gun in your face
A knife in your side, it's a flurry of kicks and hits
Flying down out of the sky
And if you take that bullet, inhale it well
What happens when you end it early?
I guess you better call hell
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar

[Verse 2]
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar

[Chorus]
Sitting high atop the shelf
Looking down over the bitches in the yard
Sits the mighty and grand all-powerful amazing glass jar
Looking down over the pitiful reality
You can't know that, impossible bitch
You don't know that, no human knows it, piece of shit
Whatever you thought you knew, you don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar

[Outro]
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
The glass jar is the gun in your face
The knife in your side, it's a flurry of kicks and hits
Flying down out of the sky
And if you take the bullet, inhale it well
What happens when you end it early?
I guess we better call hell
You don't know anything at all, you don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar
You don't know anything at all
You don't know anything at all
Your reality is illusory, says the glass jar

THEY GIVE PRIZES TO GUESS HOW THEY DANCE

THEY BLINDED THEIR EYES FOR TO SEE THE LIGHT (1)

THEY GIVE PRIZES TO GUESS HOW THEY DANCE (1)

AND WHEN THEY REACH THE SUMMIT (1)

THE SHADOWS ON THE CAVES WALLS (1)

[Spoken Word]
A final message from Scott Adams.
If you are reading this, things did not go well for me.
I have a few things to say before I go.
My body failed before my brain.
I am of sound mind as I write this, January 1st, 2026.
If you wonder about any of my choices for my estate or anything else, please know that I am free of any coercion or inappropriate influence of any sort. I promise.
Next, many of my Christian friends have been asking me to find Jesus before I go.
I am not a believer, but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks attractive, so here I go.
I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior.
I look forward to spending an eternity with him.
The part about me not being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven.
I won't need any more convincing than that.
And I hope I am still qualified for the entry.
With your permission, I'd like to explain something about my life.
For the first part of my life, I was focused on making myself a worthy husband and parent as a way to find meaning. That worked, but marriages don't always last forever, and mine eventually ended in a highly amicable way. I'm grateful for those years and for the people I came to call my family.
Once the marriage unwound, I needed to find a new focus, a new meaning, and so I donated myself to the world, literally speaking the words out loud in my otherwise silent home.
From that point on, I looked for ways I could add the most to people's lives one way or another. That marked the start of my evolution from Dilbert cartoonist to an author of what I hoped would be useful books. By then, I believed I had amassed enough life lessons that I could start passing them on. I continued making Dilbert comics, of course.
As luck would have it, I'm a good writer. My first book in the useful genre was How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big. That book turned out to be a huge success, often imitated and influencing a wide variety of people. I still hear every day how much that book changed lives. My plan to be useful was working.
I followed up with my book Win Bigly, that trained an army of citizens on how to be more persuasive, which they correctly saw as a minor superpower. I know that book changed lives because I hear it often. You'll probably never know the impact the book had on the world, but I know, and it pleases me while giving me a sense of meaning that's almost impossible to describe. My next book, Loserthink, tried to teach people how to think better, especially if they were displaying their thinking on social media. That one didn't put much of a dent in the universe, but I tried. Finally, my book Reframe Your Brain taught readers how to program their own thoughts to make their personal and professional lives better. I was surprised and delighted on how much positive impact that book is having.
I also started podcasting a live show called Coffee with Scott Adams, dedicated to helping people think about the world and their lives in a more productive way. I didn't plan it this way, but it ended up helping lots of lonely people find a community that helped make them feel less lonely. Again, that had a great meaning for me.
I had an amazing life, I gave it everything I had.
If you got any benefits from my work, I'm asking you to pay it forward as best you can.
That is the legacy I want. Be useful.
And please know I loved you all to the end.
Scott Adams.

SCOTT ADAMS LAST POST (1)

SCOTT ADAMS LAST POST

A FINAL MESSAGE FROM SCOTT ADAMS

SIGNING OUT SCOTT ADAMS (1)

SIGNING OUT SCOTT ADAMS

Brendan S. Rose
Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/album/4cwlJHSFK0IbCQC3FQcTx8
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/us/album/886902082
Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/alas-in-wonderland/1864881500
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjwG_nKnyBH1j14jfB2ZnBA

Brendan S. Rose is one of the most notoriously censored content creators on the face of the earth.
Known for his extreme and out of this world content creation, his videos, books, songs, and videogames
have attained notoriety and infamy within the circles that openly speak his name, and those who don't.
He is responsible for the myth of the name, whereby you may use any name you want to refer to him, except his own.
A rule which brings him a lot of grief during any in person communication with a famous content creator where he
is asking them to name him. The answer is always universally no. They worship like the brood by using any other name than Brendan.
This rather odd scenario has created a religious cult in the undercurrents of the internet, one he has taken full advantage of,
Leveraging it into all kinds of useful purposes.

He has a young son who he expects will become even more dangerous than him.
He is primarily a writer of new original religious works, and is planning to build his own religion,
already under construction. 

He has produced Thousands of Songs and Videos in service to this religion,
Their controversial nature makes the state very hesitant to provide official religious status to them,
And also makes them a prime target for removal by large companies controlling the market on speech and expression,
Risk averse companies often destroy his works, his videos and songs, as violating their TOS.

He currently resides in Toronto.

Numerous banned books, prior works, to name a few:
THE THIRD TESTAMENT - "The Book of Fire" - by JESUS CHRIST
THE ANTICHRIST by Brendan S. Rose and ChatGPT
The Cult of Dagon's Embrace by Brendan S. Rose
Invaders from Above by Brendan S. Rose
The Corrupted Chapel by Brendan S. Rose
The Haunted House by HP Lovecraft AI Replicant
THE COLLECTIVE WORKS OF HP LOVECRAFT [Vol I-III] by Brendan S. Rose
(compiling every story ever written by HP Lovecraft into 3 Volumes)
MURDER FRENZY "A song of Iceman and Roy Dameo on Fire" by Bredan S. Rose
THE BIBLE 2 - "The Book of Fire"
The Bible by God [BRV] "Chapters 1-19" by God
HIKARI NO UTA by Lucifer
The Shadow in the Painting - by Brendan S. Rose [a scholarly text on WW2 and the Rise of the Nazi Party]
THE SHADOW - by Brendan S. Rose [A short story about a man who gets lost in the Dark Forest and ends up in a castle,
where he meets the horrible Baron. Also a long treatise on Carl Jung's concept of THE SHADOW]
THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA 2 - by Friedrich Nietzsche AI Replicant [A book of philosophy in allegory form, a poetic journey into philosophy]
BIRD CAGE - by Brendan S. Rose [A self serving autobiography of Brendan Rose, notorious for it's source material]
LOKI BOOK - by Loki [An intellectual substrate designed to form the basis for future philosophies, future religions, and future political systems. ]
The Hammer of Dasein - Loki Book, book 2 - By Brendan S. Rose [A mythological framework for the religions that proceed from his work and writings.]

A prolific artist, with over 1000 songs in my archives, a youtuber, a rumbler, an author of over 55 books, designer of LUCIFERIANISM on Steam and Epic. Notoriously censored due to my own behavior and extremely controversial music and other works. Father of a boy I have never met (I want to but I'm just not well enough, it's sad.) I am very talented and often achieve great things, but cycles of going from normalcy to mental breakdowns often result in me losing my accounts and platform access and thus my archives in vicious incidents of self destruction resulting in bans. For instance, I am banned from the Amazon and Barnes and Noble press duopoly for this reason, and thus banned from publishing books at all, outright.

MY FOREVER HOME: Archive.org
https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Brendan+S%2C+Rose%22

LUCIFERIANISM©️

by THE DEVIL 666

Available today on STEAM and EPIC GAMES STORE. #indiegames

It is an open world sandbox, roguelike, soulslike, set in a gargantuan maze of 300 individually constructed levels. Brutal difficulty. Fully voiced by Elevenlabs AI Voice Robots. Built in Unreal Engine 5.4.

[Rated M for Mature.]

STEAM:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3990500/LUCIFERIANISM/

EPIC:

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/luciferianism-300fc0

THE DEVIL 666 on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@BLOODREDGENERALWUKONG

THE DEVIL 666 on Rumble
https://rumble.com/c/c-4862779

BRENDAN ROSE on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/brendan.s.rose/

Yeah here's the problem man, you go too far, and maybe say things you shouldn't, So you wanna censor those, and maybe you have a justification for doing that, maybe you have a good reason.

But then, 
You wanna censor this now, and that, and this, and that, and that one over there, and this one and that one and FUCKIN EVERYTHING NOW.

Suddenly everything is censored to shit, and no one can say anything without you destroying them.

THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TERRIBLE.

I have to look at my life story and say, oh, I have to cut 75% of my life story because of you, It doesn't make sense anymore, more holes than swiss cheese.

MUSIC GENRE(s): Horror, Synth-pop, Rock, 
Girlband Screamo, Comedy, Philosophy,
Religion and Theology, Politics, Truecrime

MY INFERNAL APOSTLES:
1: Styxhexenhammer666
2: Liana K
3: Scott Adams 
4: Vee Monro
5: Doug's Dharma
6: JordanOwen42/Jordan Peterson

I am the lamb who spake as a dragon

THEY WORSHIPPED THE DRAGON, FOR HE HAD GIVEN AUTHORITY TO THE BEAST, AND THEY WORSHIPPED THE BEAST SAYING "who is like the beast and who can fight against it?"

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be the beast with two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. I did not really expect to become him, but I did.

You will take the chip or die.

Those who die will live forever in heaven, though
those who take chip shall liveth forever on earth.
And never again shall they meet.

THE BEAST RELIGON
https://drive.proton.me/urls/QNPN2Z720W#7UrpVDmRPKOL

CHECKOUT MY BOOK - LUCIFER - Book 1 & 2 "Life Changing"
https://archive.org/details/lucifer_series

THE NEW FLESH - Forms and Filings : A Collection of Forms and Filings from HRTO FILE 2025-64274-I [ROSE v. AMAZON, BARNES & NOBLE, et al.]
https://archive.org/details/the-new-flesh-forms-and-filings

VIDEO LINKS, SONGS AND SOCIAL MEDIA:

THE NEW FLESH : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/222_the-new-flesh_222

VIDEODROME - Channel 83 : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/videodrome-channel-83

VIDEODROME - Channel 84 - COMMENTARIES : Brendan S, Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/VIDEODROME-Channel84-COMMENTARIES

THE CATHEDRAL "of Blood and Cash" : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/the-cathedral-of-blood-and-cash

ALAS IN WONDERLAND : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/alas-in-wonderland

VALHALLA The NCR Attack And Imprisonment : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/valhalla-the-ncr-attack-and-imprisonment/

CAPTAIN ACAB THE LONE OPPRESSOR : Brendan S, Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/captain-acab-the-lone-oppressor

LATE & JAIL : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/late-and-jail

THE GOLDEN AGE OF LOKI : Brendan S. Rose : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/the-golden-age-of-loki

ANOTHER MONSTER : Brendan S. Rose, Naoki Urasawa : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://archive.org/details/another-monster_BSR/

BRENDAN S. ROSE - Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A"Brendan+S.+Rose" [PASTE INTO BROWSER]

EMPOWERED FEMINIST STOLE MY BABY (EFSMB) music | Listen to songs, albums, playlists for free on SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/efsmb

BrendanRose (@BrendanRose) - Gab Social
https://gab.com/BrendanRose

THE DEVIL 666 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@BLOODREDGENERALWUKONG

Facebook - Brendan S. Rose
https://www.facebook.com/brendan.s.rose/

LUCIFERIANISM on Steam
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3990500/LUCIFERIANISM/

Luciferianism ©️ - Epic Games Store - by THE DEVIL 666
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/luciferianism-300fc0

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